Me and my friends got together and decided to each write a fanfic about Harry, Ron and Snape in the shrieking shack. Since we don't all have accounts each chapter will be a different story. I have no idea how I came up with this story, sleepless sugar buzzed nights will do that to ya!
Disclaimer: My friends and I do not own Harry potter or any of the characters blah blah blah now on with the show!
Shrieking shack of secrets
By: Lonely-Slayer
Harry opened his eyes to find he was no longer in the Gryffindor common room. He wasn't sure where exactly he was, but the sound of howling wind and creaking wood gave him a hint. Harry gave his eyes a moment to adjust to the dark before coming to the conclusion that he was in the shrieking shack. Ron meanwhile was unconscious on the previously collapsed bed.
Harry: Wake up, Ron.
Harry jabbed Ron in the side with his elbow.
Ron: Ow!
Ron sat up and received a long hard stare from Harry.
Ron: What?
Harry: This is the last time I do a teleportation project with you!
Ron: It's not my fault! It's this hand-me-down wand! I'm just glad Bill uses the same kind of wand as me...at least I think he dose...
Harry: that spell must have knocked us out.
Ron: I wonder how long we were out for.
Snape: Two hours after curfew!
Snape was standing in the door way, arms crossed, a fowl expression on his face.
Ron: Eeep!
Harry: Professor Snape what are you doing here?
Snape: The hokey pokey!
Harry: What?
Ron: Really!
Snape: Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer, potter! Now back to the castle! I'm sure the head mistress will be pleased to hear about this!
Ron: No! Not Umbridge! Anything but Umbridge!
Snape: Yes Umbridge!
Ron spun around, fell to his knees, latched his arms around Harry's waist and wept like a young child.
Ron: We're doomed! Doomed you hear! Doomed! Umbridge'll kill us!
Harry: Ron...
Ron: Boo hoo hoo!
Harry: Ron, get your head out of my crotch and look at me!
Snape was amused, disturbed and slightly aroused by this.
Harry: Umbridge is nothing! We've been through worse!
Ron, feeling inspired by Harry's words, stood up.
Ron: Yeah, you're right! We've been through more than most can imagine!
Harry: Exactly!
Ron: I'm with you, Harry!
Harry: Yeah!
Ron: No matter what happens our love will prevail!
Harry: What?
Ron held Harry's hand
Ron: We'll make it through... together!
Harry: What!
Ron: Nothing can break the bonds of our love!
Harry: Wait a minuet! I'm not like... that's not what I...
Ron: And what exactly are you laughing at!
Snape: What (snicker) me? I'm not laughing (snort)!
Ron: You so are! And you're blushing!
Snape immediately stopped laughing and made a feeble attempt to cover his face.
Snape: I'm not blushing its just cold in here.
Ron: Then how come it's only showed up now and why are you trying to cover it up? I think you're hiding something! Harry, he's hiding something from us!
Snape: I'm not!
Harry didn't say anything, seeing how he was just as red.
Ron: Judging by your denial it must be something truly scandalous! Something you wouldn't want anyone to know about! Even your best friend would cringe if you told them! It must be something around the lines of...
Snape: ALRIGHT ALREADY! I'M GAY! HAPPY NOW!
Ron: ...Really?
Snape: yes.
Harry: That was very... unexpected. I mean Snape gay?
Ron: I know I always expected Neville or Malfoy, but you professor?
Snape: Enough! How'd you get here?
Harry: You can thank dorky McDoofus and his crud wand over here!
Ron: (not listening) I still can't believe you're gay! How many boyfriends have you had?
Snape: My love life is none of your business, Mr. Weasly!
Ron: That many huh...
Snape: This has gone on long enough! Back to the castle!
Ron: You can't!
Snape: Oh, and why not?
Ron: Cause...cause...cause if you do we'll tell everyone you're gay!
Snape: Black mail! Why you spineless twerp! You're lucky I can't use a memory charm on you!
Harry: Why not?
Snape: Ever since that Lockheart incident we're no longer allowed to use memory charms on other wizards and witches unless we have permission!
Harry: Well, now what are we going to do?
Snape: Wait!
Ron: For what?
Snape: Morning. That way it will be easier to sneak back in to the castle.
The three sat down on the bad and waited... in silence.
Ron: What time is it?
Snape: How would I know?
Ron: when you first came in you said that It was two hors after curfew!
Snape: I checked the time before I left.
Ron: Oh. (Sigh)
Snape awoke early the next morning. The sun had not yet risen. He attempted to sit up only to find Harry and Ron had, during the night, wrapped their arms around his waist as if he was a giant teddy bear. Snape smiled, this was okay with him... so long as they never mentioned it again.
END
LS: This is my first HP fanfic. It was just a silly and fun thing I wanted to do with my friends. I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I did writing it. (Please forgive any spelling or grammar mistakes I might have made.)