Author's notes: Well, this is going to be an interesting fanfic for me…I never really read any Pokémon fanfics, 2 really, but this is going to be interesting describing Pokémon battles, even though we haven't reached them in this chapter, but there will be! Anyhow…time for…

COPYRIGHT! YAY!: Mobius' locations, Sonic and co. is by Sega. Sinnoh and Pokémon cast is by the Pokémon Company. And now, it's time for…

Mama Coconuts!

Chapter 1: A Pokémon Egg in Mobius!

It was a typical time for Coconuts. He was in the sewer, cleaning the 5 miles of Robotnik's sewers, a gross underground location with green wet slime dripping into the gruesome green river, and it was for a pretty dumb reason to. It was because Dr. Ivo Robotnik, or Robotnik as he is called by his henchman, or badniks as they're called, and most of the people in Mobius, demoted him because he tried to be helpful by trying to create a trap to capture Sonic and Tails in, and he was doing fine to, until Scratch and Grounder decided to follow his lead and the rest just went downhill from there. As the final kick in the nuts and bolts, they didn't get in trouble at all! At that demotion, it was clear as day that Coconut's BRUSH could've potentially outranked him!

"Why am I even trying? I mean, whenever I do try, Scratch and Grounder mess me up, and when I DON'T try, I still get demoted if it goes wrong! And considering Robotnik's failure streak, I'll be demoted so low, that I'm pretty sure ROCKS will beat me, stupid, STUPID ROCKS!" Coconuts exclaimed, thinking over the situation as he kicked rocks into the gross green river.

He tried to run away once, but Sonic convinced him that he should return to Dr. Robotnik's fortress, since it is better than living free from him, or so that's what Sonic said it was better than. Coconuts took this into further consideration and figured out that Sonic was WRONG in deeper consideration. He figured out that the positive thing being powered by a captured monkey, (Robotnik's traditional source of his robot's creation and fuel) he DOESN'T have to be recharged or oiled. The rain or snow couldn't do a lot to him either, just make him wet. Food could also be of ease once he finds another job, and as long as he plays his cards correct, he could easily avoid the rude people of Mobius. This lead Coconuts to come up with a conclusion to his problem…

"Hey, ANYWHERE is better than here!" Coconuts spoke out after his realization of his life. He could adapt easily and as a very smart robot, he could do well in the world if everything goes to his plan. Than, Coconuts than made up his mind…

It was than Coconuts decided that it was the last straw…he was going to leave Robotnik's fortress.

"It's time to leave Robotnik!" Coconuts exclaimed, dropping the brush and deciding to hit the nearest exit.

It was very hard to find an exit no-where near Robotnik's Fortress. It was at least 2 miles down the Robotnik Sewer's that he found a far enough place from his formal home. He was about to go up the ladder when he noticed something...

"Huh?" Coconuts asked, before looking at the object.

The object was an oval shaped egg. It was white and had green spots on the bottom of it. It was just lying on the ground, slowly but surely building up grease.

"Are you all alone? Relax; I'm going to be alone too… I have an idea!" Coconuts exclaimed, and after a moment of hesitation, he picked up the egg. "I'm going to take you with me! Maybe I can hatch you and than I can see what you are," Coconuts stated as he climbed out of the sewers with the egg.

Meanwhile, right after Coconut's departure of the sewers, a mysterious man walked into sight. "Huh? Where's the egg? One second after letting it down to chase after some animal, which wasn't a pokémon, the egg got stolen! I was going to train it, than I would've be the best in Sinnoh! I must track it down!" The mysterious man exclaimed, starting his search for the egg in the sewers.

*With Coconuts…*

On the surface, Coconuts got up with the egg. "Well egg, it's you and me from now on," Coconuts stated to the egg. "Now, I just wonder what you will hatch into…" he said in question. "Maybe I can take this to Professor Dinglehopper Von Schlemmer for help on what it is," he proposed than walked on his way to the nutty professor, only to be stopped after 10 feet by the blue blur himself, Sonic.

"Hold it Coconuts! What are you doing?" Sonic asked.

"Well, I was just going to Von Schlemmer to see what is in this egg before I run away," Coconuts explained.

"You honestly think it's better anywhere else?" Sonic asked in a bit of a surprised tone.

"DUDE, I LIVE WITH ROBOTNIK; the man who demoted me countless times for trying to help out, the jerk who made me spend all my money on an plunger, the tyrant who kidnapped me as an monkey and the bully who turned me into an robot monkey that runs on never-ending monkey power! YES! I THINK IT IS BETTER ANYWHERE!" Coconuts exclaimed.

"…Dang Coconuts! I understand why you want to leave now." Sonic said, sympathizing with Coconuts. "So, do you have any idea what's in the egg than?" He said, trying to change the subject.

"Not the slightest. All I know is that is has green dots on the bottom, and the bottom only." Coconuts said, showing it to Sonic.

"Hmm…yeah, we may have to give it to Professor Schlemmer. LET'S SPEED, KEED!" Sonic replied, before taking off to the professor's lair, with Coconuts trying to keep up.

"Hey, wait for me!" Coconuts shouted, before Sonic raced back to him.

"Sorry, force of habit outrunning enemies." Sonic admitted, before taking his arm to see Professor Von Schlemmer.

*At the mystery man…*

But right after their departure, the mysterious man climbed out of the sewers. "Well, those 5 miles were a waste of time, except for confirming the fact that the egg was stolen! Now to look on the surface for it!" he shouted in anger, before seeing a fortress off in the distance that has a giant golden statue of a very fat man in front of it doing a pose on top of an spiral mountain. "That looks like an good place to start." He stated, walking off into the distance.

At the fortress, the man stopped to look behind the golden statue, only to find a hidden door to go into the fortress. "Humph…progressing quiet well…" he chuckled to himself a bit as he entered the hidden door.

Inside the fortress, he sees that he entered the janitor supply closet. "Huh? I guess it makes sense, considering all the other events going on today," he said to himself, flashing back to the events that happened today.

*Flashback*

"Where in Arceus is that legendary pokémon, Giratina?" he said, under his breath. He had been searching for the legendary Pokémon for 3 hours, messing up his purple hair and black leather jacket. "Can't believe I lost to Ash, the pathetic trainer I always defeated time after time again, but during the Sinnoh League Pokémon battle…can't believe I slipped up, and now my pokémon may think that I'm a softy now because I praised instead of being angry! I need to find Giratina and defeat it MYSELF to redeem myself as a threat to the Sinnoh League!" he recapped his situation under his breath, as he entered Turn-Back cave where he found Giratina at, only to see a sight that shocked him.

Giratina wasn't genderless, it had a gender, but it wasn't male, it was a female.

Inside the cave, she was guarding an egg. "Relax my precious egg; you will hatch into the new Giratina, than the name of Giratina will live on forever…" she said in her telepathy powers.

"The egg is hosting another Giratina?" the man asked to himself in a surprised tone, than realized he could just STEAL the egg hosting another Giratina instead of risking his life with the live legendary Pokémon. "PERFECT!" He shouted, only to realize he gave himself away.

"WHO GOES THERE?" Giratina asked in fear and anger as she used dragon breath, hitting him on the spot.

"Uh oh!" he said as he tried to grab the egg, only to find out he was paralyzed. "Slakings lazy behind! I'm paralyzed!" he stated to himself in horror as the ticked off mother came close to him, using her powers to analyze him.

"Your name is Paul. Pokémon trainer who doesn't believe in nice training methods, abuses his Pokémon, and is lucky the police didn't figure out about you." Giratina correctly, yet angrily stated, via telepathy.

"Uh-oh…she is ticked…time to leave…" he said, trying to leave, but he was still paralyzed.

"This will make my day…" Giratina said, disappearing via shadow force, giving Paul just enough time to be free from being paralyzed and get the Pokémon egg.

"And cruelty wins again," he stated, only for Giratina to appear, freezing Paul in fear.

"I should've struck you on the spot, so now it's time to send you away!" she said in anger, creating a black hole underneath Paul's feet.

"Huh?" Paul said, only to look under him. "Oh, flaming Infernapes!" he shouted, before disappearing with the egg.

"Shoot, the egg is gone! Maybe I should've thought that through more…" she said, going after Paul and her egg.

*End flashback*

"Ok, so I know what happened to the egg, but Giratina…" Paul said to himself before shivering as the thought of being confronted with her ended by the door of the janitor's closet opening.

"Uh-oh, WE HAVE AN INTRUDER ROBOTNIK!" a tall robotic chicken named Scratch shouted.

"Let me have him! I will be Robotnik's favorite than," a teal slouched robotic man with tank tracks for feet, drills for hand and nose and a compass for a belly button robot named Grounder said in reply.

"No, I will take him right now! Now get out of my way!" said a fat man in red with a mustache.

"Dr. Robotnik! I brought you a prisoner!" Scratch and Grounder said at the same time, only to have the doctor throw them out of the way to see the intruder.

"Just who do you think are you, spying in the great Robotnik fortress?" Robotnik asked in anger.

"The name is Paul, and I came here looking for a Pokémon egg containing a powerful Pokémon, or animal as you call them here, known as Giratina." Paul responds with his no emotion trademark way of talking.

"Oh…a powerful animal…that will make a great robot! I must have it to take over its power!" Robotnik greedily states.

"Me too…maybe we can team up." Paul suggests.

"BRILLIANT! I WILL WARM UP THE EGG MOBILE IMMEDIATELY! Grounder, call Coconuts to meet us at the egg mobile! Scratch, get the armory ready!"

"Yes sir!" the 2 robots replied, as Scratch immediately went to set up the weapons and Grounder pulls the phone out of his body.

"By the way, which Coconuts are we calling?" Grounder asks.

"COCONUTS THE JANITOR IS WHO WE ARE CALLING!" Robotnik shouts.

"Got it!" Grounder says before calling Coconuts. "Coconuts, are you there? Yes, it's me Grounder. Huh? What? Why? Who is this again? Oh. See you never!" Grounder says, hanging up. "Coconuts said he resigned off the SSSSSS squad," Grounder reports.

"What!" Robotnik and Scratch calls out.

"Well he was just an annoyance to have around anyway. Now we have to be the boss's favorite now! BWA-HA-HA-HA!" Scratch laughs out in victory.

"By the way, what is this, Pokémon you speak of? Robotnik asks.

"Well, I think I'll explain it to you during the break." Paul says, breaking the fourth wall.

Author's Notes: Well this was longer than expected, not that it's a bad thing or anything, just the wow factor was, well, wow. And if anyone hates Paul out there, relax, I will find a way to get karma onto his doorstep. Personally, I feel bad for Coconuts, I mean, he IS smarter than the rest of the badniks, proving his worth countless time, and ending up being a JANITOR! Ouch! Anyway, if you like what you see, review and tell me how I did.