Ahem. This is my entry (well, the first chapter/prologue) of Bella's Bff's Sorority Challenge.

Disclaimer: I don't own twilight.

Me: Whyyy.

Disclaimer: CUZ YOU DON'T BIOTCH

Me: meep.

Disclaimer: Now… on to the story.

"Alice, no way." She smirked at me and the pain from last night came rushing back. Last night we went to a bar, and now this! I don't like bars. I don't like having to be best friends with the girl a normal female would love being friends with, but not me. Not me, at all. I was too plain for a shopaholic like Mary Alice Brandon, I would be better friends with Angela Weber, a shy girl my age, but Alice opposed it. I try telling her that I choose my friends, but, no. She opposes that too. And now, why this, why this?

Why does it have to be me, with the friend that had every business going to a sorority, but now she's dragging me into it? This is unfair, so completely, absolutely, "But you have to go Bella. I need you with me? What if someone hurts me? You're the only one I can go to for that." She gave me a puppy dog pout that only someone with no heart would resist.

Lucky me, I pretty much have my heart. Unless I really have one, and it's never been used. Seeing as the only relationship I was in was with Mike Newton when I was sure I was in love with him. But now its just crushes, Alice has had the same one for about 9 years and I keep begging her to do something about it. Jasper Whitlock was amazingly handsome though, if you thought about it.

"I don't wanna go Alice." I whined. I was beginning to think that I was sounding like a four year old, I sighed and then Alice screamed,

"BUT YOU HAVE TO!!" Fuck no. There was so, no way that I was going to this sorority. I simply died inside when the tears started rolling down her cheeks, and she was muttering things to herself. I sighed again and said,

"Fine Alice." Her eyes lit up happily. I could tell she was pleased with herself. Did that mean that whole thing was a… charade? My eyes grew wide, she faked it. "Mary Alice Brandon, did you just fake that?" She grinned widely and nodded happily.

I roll my eyes happily.

And that's how I ended up here, on my knees, sucking some guy I hardly even know that well, with Alice probably tied to someone's bed, actually enjoying her, uh, 'love making' this guy told me that he was going to do for me. While somewhere here, there's some married man reeking havoc over this entire college, trying to get everyone to die, including me, Alice and Rosalie (Rosalie is my other best friend.) None the less the fact that my crush Edward Cullen was the guy I was licking like a lollipop with no intention to stop.

And I intend to break out of here.

Eventually.

But then what would Alice say?

This is going to be fun to write. I've never actually tried for a series thing I had no intention to quit. ;)