The Random Megaman Parody Show: Fourth Run
By: Metal Sonic EX
Disclaimer: I own nothing but the twelve Robot Masters listed below and the charcter of Metal Sonic EX himself.
(The entire cast of the Classic, X, Zero, ZX, Legends, and Battle Network series sit in a large theatre as MSX, wearing a tuxedo, walks onto the stage.)
MSX - I'll bet that you're wondering why I brought you all here?
Elecman - Let me guess. You finally decided to make another season of Hell On Earth?
MSX - -stands with jaw dropped- Spoilsport. Well, yeah. And this season is gonna be awesome!
Megaman.EXE - Why? You bringing in the Star Force series?
MSX - -hiss- I haven't played any games in the series, but I've heard that the series as a whole sucks. Unlike the ZX series...
Aile - I'm flattered...
MSX - Still, you're wrong. But, we are bringing in several new characters. Including...
(MSX pulls a large rope and the Megaman 9 Robot Masters fall into a pile on the stage.)
MSX - I smell the blood of a female Robot Master!
Splash Woman - I don't have blood, you moron.
MSX - Fiesty, isn't she? Oh, by the way. Guess what Aquaman!
Aquaman - What?
MSX - -grabs Jewel Man- A gayer Robot Master than you!
Jewel Man - Bastard...
MSX - Silence! -backhands Jewel Man-
Jewel Man - -in feminine tone- Why you... -clears throat and speaks in masculine tone- I mean, why you...
MSX - -struggling to hold back laughter-
Jewel Man - I repeat... Bastard...
Swordman - These new masters...?
MSX - Ah yes! I'm bringing in some of my own creations! Behold, the awesomeness of profiles!!
Name: Relic Man
Creator: Unknown archaeologist
Occupation: Archaeologist/ Treasure Hunter
Style: EX Robot Master
Element/ Power: Sand
Likes: Ruins, Gutsman
Dislikes: Booby traps
Description: Wears an outfit identical to Indiana Jones; claims to wear it of his own free will; has short, light brown hair
Background: Created by a great, yet obscure archaeologist, Relic Man's creator soon died in a cave-in at his site. Joined up with King's EX Robot Master rebellion in order to 'kill time'. Was defeated at the hands of Megaman, but was later rebuilt by Dr. Light.
Name: Cosmic Man (formerly Galaxy Man; I changed the name despite the fact that I created Galaxy Man before MM9 was confirmed)
Creator: Dr. Heather Augustine
Occupation: Astrologist
Style: EX Robot Master
Element/ Power: Space
Likes: Stargazing, Galaxy Man
Dislikes: Clouds
Description: Wears a deep purple armor with a single ring looping his body, similar to Saturn from MMV; has navy blue ponytail
Background: Created as Galaxy Man, he studied the stars until his systems malfunctioned and he joined King's EX Robot Master rebellion. He was defeated by Megaman, but rebuilt by his creator, Dr. Heather Augustine. He changed his name when the original Galaxy Man was rebuilt.
Name: Psychic Man
Creator: Dr. Palantine
Occupation: Amusement Park Worker
Style: Reploid (series of Robot Masters who's power and limitations far exceed EX Robot Masters)
Element/ Power: Telekinesis (duh...)
Likes: Happy children
Dislikes: Loud noises, Sound Man
Description: Wears a deep lavender armor; helmet is of same shade and has a face mask, shielding everything but his eyes; has pink bangs
Background: Created by the insane Palantine as a rue to get the Hub Style data from Megaman, he attacked the amusement park, then lost in the battle against him. His feet contain antigravity chips, allowing levitation. His hearing is almost unparalleled by the other Robot Masters, allowing him to read minds. However, it also amplifies loud noises several times, making Sound Man a rather large annoyance. He was rebuilt by Dr. Heather Augustine.
Name: Sound Man
Creator: Dr. Palantine
Occupation: Musician
Style: Reploid (series of Robot Masters who's power and limitations far exceed EX Robot Masters)
Element/ Power: Music (duh...)
Likes: The Rolling Stones, Elvis
Dislikes: Peace and quiet, Psychic Man
Description: Wears a light blue/ white armor; has a black mullet; sometimes attacks with a literal air guitar
Background: Created by the insane Palantine as a rue to get the Hub Style data from Megaman, he attacked a Rammenstein concert. He was quickly defeated by Megaman, but was recreated by Dr. Heather Augustine. Because of his natural 'rocker' personality, there is much tension between him and Psychic Man.
Name: Explode Man
Creator: Dr. Heather Augustine
Occupation: Demolitions Expert
Style: EX Robot Master
Element/ Power: Nitroglycerin (duh...)
Likes: Destruction, Grenade Man
Dislikes: Running out of 'ammo'
Description: Wears light green armor; arms are hollowed out, filled with nitroglycerin, then connected to a series of tubes, allowing him to control the spread of the explosive liquid; has short, gray hair
Background: Created by Dr. Heather Augustine, he quickly got caught up in King's EX Robot Master rebellion and was destroyed by Zero on a transit train. After Augustine rebuilt him, he joined a demolitions crew and quickly became buddies with Grenade Man. He enjoys destruction, but remains quite mellow about it.
Name: Glacier Man
Creator: Dr. Heather Augustine
Occupation: Leader of ART (Arctic Rescue Team)
Style: EX Robot Master
Element/ Power: Ice
Likes: Winter, Christmas
Dislikes: Summer, beaches
Description: Wears a very light blue armor; has a collant system built into CPU, allowing him to freze the air around him; oil in body is constantly frozen, forcing an energy convertor to be installed in his body; has short blue hair
Background: Created by Dr. Heather Augustine, Glacier Man joined King's EX Robot Master rebellion and kidnapped Roll. Zero, under the influence of the Rage Chip, made short work of him, unknowingly freeing Roll. When he was rebuilt by his creator, he established the Arctic Rescue Team and moved to Moscow. His twin brother is Cinder Man.
Name: Cinder Man
Creator: Dr. Heather Augustine
Occupation: Volcanic Researcher
Style: EX Robot Master
Element/ Power: Fire
Likes: Summer
Dislikes: Water
Description: Wears a crimson armor; has a heating system built into CPU, allowing him to heat the air arond him; oil in body is kept at beyond boiling temperatures; has long red hair
Background: Created by Dr. Heather Augustine, Cinder Man joined King's EX Robot Master rebellion and waited at a volcano in an attempt to exact vengeance for Glacier Man, his twin brother. Zero, under the influence of the Rage Chip, made short work of him, nearly causing the volcano to erupt in the process. When he was rebuilt by his creator, he became a volcanic researcher and was last seen heading for Hawaii.
Name: Static Man
Creator: Dr. Heather Augustine
Occupation: Electrician
Style: EX Robot Master
Element/ Power: Electricity
Likes: Thunderstorms
Dislikes: Rubber; Bond Man
Description: Wears a mixed armor of yellow/ deep purple; several small wires emerged from his wrist and hang loosely; has long purple hair
Background: Created by Dr. Heather Augustine, Static Man joined King's EX Robot Master rebellion and stormed Mega City. He was defeated by Megaman, then rebuilt by Static Man. He seems to have an unnatural hatred towards Bond Man, though it is unknown why. The power of his ultimate attack, Static Fire, can multiply several times beyond normal limitations, but can result in Static Man's destruction as it is a recoil attack; either he takes damage or his target does.
Name: Beam Man
Creator: Dr. Palantine
Occupation: Laser Scientist
Style: Reploid (series of Robot Masters who's power and limitations far exceed EX Robot Masters)
Element/ Power: Lasers
Likes: Glass, Shimmer Man
Dislikes: Solid walls
Description: Wears a mixed armor of light blue/ yellow; left right hand is replaced by beam launcher; has has short black hair with two white streaks going down the left and right sides of his head
Background: Created by the insane Palantine as a rue to get the Hub Style data from Megaman, he attacked a laser institute. He was nearly defeated by Megaman, but retreated to an amusement park where he began attacking in the halls of mirrors. This time, he was defeated by Megaman. He was recreated by Dr. Heather Augustine. Unlike most Robot Masters, Beam Man is left-handed.
Name: Tide Man
Creator: Dr. Palantine
Occupation: Sea Park Janitor
Style: Reploid (series of Robot Masters who's power and limitations far exceed EX Robot Masters)
Element/ Power: Water
Likes: Solid ground; sea animals
Dislikes: Water
Description: Wears a blue armor; legs can convert into water jets at will; has short gren hair and has one blue eye and one green eye
Background: Created by the insane Palantine as a rue to get the Hub Style data from Megaman, he attacked a sea park. Despite being an aquatic Robot Master, he fights better on ground than in water, tending to avoid it at all cost. Megaman managed to knock Tide Man into the dolphin tank, where he was defeated. He was rebuilt by Dr. Cossack, then returned to the sea park where he now works as a janitor.
Name: Cyber Man
Creator: n/a
Occupation: n/a
Style: n/a
Element/ Power: Energy
Likes: Data
Dislikes: Viruses
Description: Body is composed of light lavender energy
Background: Created by a corrupted file, he quickly built up an immunity to viruses, but was controlled Atlas nonetheless. He was forced to fight Megaman and, as a result, ended up as a chunk of disembodied data. However, Dr. Flockhart reconstructed his data and offered him a pyshical body. He declined, prefering to remain as a cybernetic form.
Name: Toxic Woman
Creator: Dr. Flockhart
Occupation: Chemist
Style: NARM (New Age Robot Master)
Element/ Power: Chemicals
Likes: Lethal gases
Dislikes: Windy days
Description: Wears a light bluish-green armor; has several small vents built into her wrists and back
Background: Created by Dr. Flockhart as a chemist, she quickly became corrupt by a new strain of virus dubbed 'Excelsia'. As a result, she began to experiment and created a new lethal nerve gas which she named after the virus. Megaman was nearly infected, but his new armor acted as a barrier and Megaman was able to defeat her.
Robot Masters - ...
MSX - Behold!
(MSX pulls another rope and the twelve Robot Masters fall onto the stage.)
Sound Man - Totally uncool, man!
Glacier Man - Where are we?
MSX - You... are in... -in demonic tone- ...Hell!!
Elecman - Glad to have you aboard.
MSX - And now, to start with a bang!!