Summary: Cade Shanely Kenpachi returns to Kuoh Academy for his Senior year but, on that day marked the beginning of the Apocalypse and the end of the world and its up to the most powerful being in the world to stop it once and for all prepare for the most Hack N' Slash fighter in the universe! Godlike Cade x Mass Harem, Mass Crossover of Devil May Cry, Highschool DxD, Bleach, HOTD, Resident Evil, Generator Rex, Ed, Edd n' Eddy and many others. Genderbend, Extreme Bashing! Ocness!
I don't own any of the animes in this fic or Cade.
Begin!
(Kuoh Academy)
A very muscled slim guy walks toward Kuoh Academy ignoring the blushing and lustful looks sent his way only concentrating on the large building in front of him. He stands at 6'2 a very muscled body, wearing red, black and blue clothing with a ruby red skull logo on the front of his shirt
He also has shaggy, wild brown hair with jaw length bangs, and green eyes and a white sclera that seemed to make every girls legs feel like jelly and enemies shit or wet themselves in fear, while on his left wrist was a watch called the Omniverse Omnitrix that looked like a slim watch with a X button in the center with black and green accents
This is Cade Shanely Kenpachi the most powerful being alive and Senior of Kuoh Academy he was returning from his visit of the Cul de sac seeing his surrogate brothers Kevin, Rolf, Jimmy, Ed, Edd, and Eddy and Jonny and was happy that Double D got himself a girlfriend named Stacey and teased him relentlessly.
He then frowns as he has a bad feeling as his spider sense is blaring loudly like something really bad was about to happen but, even that won't deter him from protecting those he loves that is why he is Cade Shanely Kenpachi he doesn't fear death.
"It's been some time since i've been to Kuoh Academy.." He murmured softly with a nostalgic smile on his face before it turned to an aloof one and saw a mansion seperate from the academy that made him smirk seeing the mansion for the Occult Club and sprinted there looking like he faded into the wind with a smile happy to finally see his girls again.
(3 minutes later)
"This concludes the meeting-" Rias Gremory was cut off by a double knock at the door making the girls inside look at the door with raised eyebrows allowing Akeno to open it with a curious look only for her eyes to glisten with tears and grow a smile of happiness along with the other girls seeing their lover Cade Shanely Kenpachi smiling at them arms crossed.
"Can I get a hug?" He asked jovially arms spread wide and got glomped by all hsi girls including Kalawarner, Mittelt, and Raynare who were happy to see him even Azarel smiled seeing the one who he saw as a nephew.
"We missed you Cade-kun." Xenovia cried happily which Cade grinned at seeing how enthusiastic they are and smirked seeing the jealous look in Azarel's eyes and flipped him the bird getting an irked look from the old fallen angel.
After greeting his girls along with Azarel, Kiba, and Issei. "So how has Sona and the girls been doing?" He asked curiously with Rias groaning as he told them what Sona has been doing with her peerage and had to snort when he heard that both were fighting over him even when he wasnt here.
'Rias and Sona are so like Ino and Sakura that is scary.' He thought with a sweatdrop seeing Rias rant on and on about what Sona did.
"Guy's have any of you smelled something foul in the air like something rotting?" He asked seriously as he grimaced at the scent he smelled earlier along with blood.
Koneko Toujou nodded grimly as her senses were enhanced due to being a Nekomata. "Yes, it was just like the scent you encountered in the Arklay Mountains." The others eyes widened in horror remembering the incident that happened there the way Cade explained it was enough to plague them with nightmares at the descriptions of the monsters there.
"That's not all I smelled low to high-class demons are in the human world now, it seems many of them managed to escape just as I permanently sealed the Hell Gate with Vergil helping." He scowled remembering his fight against Mundus and Sanctus.
"The rotting smell can only mean that blond bastard is behind this along with some others." Cade said coldly making Azarel and Issei shiver knowing Cade is now displeased.
Cade clenched his fist causing a red gauntlet to appear on his hand all the way to his arm and had a green gem inside the slot and a draconic design to it this is his sacred gear Cosmic Devestator. "This is my Sacred Gear Cosmis Devestator." He smirked seeing their gobsmacked looks while Azarel looked at it with a scientific glint.
"What are its powers exactly?" He asked like a scientist would.
"I can't tell you, never know when someone unwanted is spying on you." He said glancing around the room carefully with the others nodding and were about to catch up only to hear a bone-chillind scream.
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Cade narrowed his eyes as the rotting smell from earlier got stronger and stood up. "Let's go." He ordered getting nods before everyone walked outside and saw a sight they hoped to forget forever.
"It's happening again.." He whispered with angered eyes.
Everywhere they looked they saw eaten corpses, and undead attacking student and teachers and were being eaten alive while others who ere more experienced in fighting were protecting each other but, he saw they were starting to tire out.
Cade moved his head up slightly showing glowing green orbs of power. "Raynare, Azarel, Issei, Kiba, Irina go and make sure Sona-chan and her group are safe and bring them here now go!" He ordered getting nods before they ran to the building destroying any undead that they came across.
Cade focused back on the carnage in front of him and snapped his fingers causing red sword copies of Rebellion to appear above him humming with energy and flicked his finger causing the blades to shoot forward at blurring speeds impaling, or splitting the undead in half or into many pieces before they are burned in ruby red flames attracting the attention of the undead and to Cade's slight surprise they ran toward him at slightly above average speeds.
Rias's hand glowed purple before firing a wave of power of destruction distentegrating them on the spot while more kept charging at them. Cade and the others pulled out their weapons and got into battle stances before engaging the undead allowing the still alive students and teachers to get inside of the Occult club mansion.
Cade uses Yamato along with his summoned swords technique to tear through them with ease with his devil weapons sending waves of air pressure that sliced and dismembered a whole group of them as he moved around with godlike speed.
Rias, Koneko, Kalawarner, Mittelt, Xenovia, Akeno, and Asia were watching each others backs covering each others blind spots and he was surprised seeing Asia use a sword with the expertise of a Master as she sliced apart any undead that came near her or the others making him proud seeing her stronger.
He hoped the others were okay along with Sona before getting back to the battle.
(With Azarel and the others)
Azarel and his group found themselves on the top floor that was slightly filled with undead banging on the door of a classroom where they heard screams from and charged at the zombies firing light spears, slashes, and punches turning the undead into swiss cheese before knocking on the door.
"Who's there!" Sona's voice yelled.
"Sona! it's us Cade-kun sent us to get you and your peerage we have to get out of here!" Issei yelled lowly so not to attract anymore undead, as he had changed since Cade left and got rid of his pervert ways and became a strong person under Rias.
"Is it safe?" She asked in a low voice as she opened the door slightly showing her scared face which Azarel nodded at. Sona motions her peerage to come out with relieved expressions and were happy hearing Cade-kun was back.
"What's the hentai doing here?" Sona's rook pointed out making everyone look at Issei for a reaction only to see a blank face and a raised eyebrow.
"I got rid of my perverted tendencies after Cade-aniki left and trained myself to the ground watch what you say rook." Issei said coldly glaring down at the shorter rook who squeaked in fear at the dark aura around Issei that resembled Great Red.
Azarel led everyone down the halls and headed for the entrance only to stop, noticing a group of zombie dogs blockign the way while growling at them hungrily.
Everyone pulled out their weapons and fired light spears, energy blades and energy beams mowing the things down only one managed to get past the barrage only to explode to pieces from a Boost enhanced punch of Issei's sacred gear and continued outside arriving to see a massive pile of bodies with Cade sitting on top of them and noticed a few demons in the pile and saw he had a smirk on his face like he had a good fight.
Cade noticed Sona and the others and grinned. "Took you long enough little brother." He said in a teasing voice to Issei who twitched at the teasing voice in his surrogate older brother's voice.
"Cade-kun!" Cade hugged Sona tightly while her female peerage ran to him and hugged him with tears coming out of their eyes which he smiled at seeing they were okay and gave Issei a thumbs up which the brown haired boy returned and went to his master to stand on guard.
"Naruto-kun what is happening Kuoh Academy is no more now." Sona said sadly as she stared at the corpses of her fellow classmates and friends that were torn apart and eaten like dinner and looked away burying her face into Cade's jacket to not look at the horrible sight.
"This is the work of Albert Wesker, Saddler, Salazar, Mundud, and Sanctus." They paled hearing those names Cade had told them of his fights with them and to think they caused all of this made them shiver in horror at how crazy these people are.
"Where will we go Cade-kun? Koneko asked with Cade thinking for a minute.
"We're heading to Tokonosu High School right now to find Takashi, his sister and the others." He explained getting nods while others looked at Kuoh academy with sadness remembering the memories of the great times they had here and growled hatefully realizing who was responsible for this and vowed ot help Cade bring these monsters down and quickly got on the main road and met Kuroka and the other girls.
"Onee-sama!" Koneko grinned at her older sister who ruffled her hair.
"Ophis-chan it's good to see you again." He gave an eye-smile which She returned and was quickly filled in on the situation and was very disgusted at what these sick humans unleashed and offered to accompany them to Tokonosu city.
Cade's eyes burned with protective determination ready to take on the undead and demons unleashed into this world and save it. And this time permanently put those disgusting assholes out of commision forever. 'This time Wesker, Saddler, Salazar, Mundus, and Sanctus I shall not let you live anymore!' He smirked darkly fangs glinting darkly as an image of his hollow mask manifested above him.
Everyone was unaware of a hulking figure following them and his sights were set on Cade. "Cade..." It growled robotically before going after them.
His master's want Cade's body and he will accomplish his mission.
(Tokonosu City - Later on)
Cade looked around the street with saddened eyes. "It reached here too..." He whispered looking at the organs and blood from bodies all on the sidewalks, and ground and some in cars the sight made his eyes flash devil red before he calmed himself and continued walking with everyone else giving their suurondings sad glances.
"To think 5 people caused all because of petty revenge, Cade-kun." Kuroka said sadly in her mind no one should die being eaten alive and turned into a flesh eating monster.
"It go's to show I was foolish in thinking some people will change their ways." He said with a cold frown on his face remembering all the enemies he spared on a whim except Aizen and continued down the street but, felt someone watching them and stopped.
'Naruto-kun! it's that damn Nemesis he's following you guys!' Sakkamira Akayume spoke through their connection making Cade grunt in annoyance.
'If he attacks me I am going to send that damn thing back to Wesker and Saddler in a fucking matchbox.' He thought darkly making Akaokamochi grin ferally.
Cade saw the school upahead and motioned everyone to speed up while keeping the noise down as they bypassed any undead that came their way without them being any wiser and soon reached the parking lot only to see a whole bunch of kids and teachers running like crazed chickens from the undead.
"Kuroka, Koneko, Kala, Raynare! Let's go!" He shouted getting nods before springing into action in front of the oncoming zombie horde getting surprised looks from Takashi and his twin Takasha.
"Cade-kun's back!" She shouted happily with Saeko and the other girls perking up at that and were grinning seeing Cade except for a snake looking man and his boys.
Cade unsheathed Akaokamochi and placed his hand on the blade 'Ready Ookami-chan?' He asked his zanpakuto who grinned with excitement.
'Let's go wild Cade-sama!' She howled as both blasted the area with reiatsu making the others smirk.
He moved his hand down the blade. "Roar: Akaokamochi!" He shouted as his katana turned into a 10-part segment sword with a raven wing design and two pick like protrustions from the blade and a red hilt.
"Say hello to Akaokamochi now Roar!" He slashed down sending his segmented sword flying like a bladed whip shredding through everything in its path sending body parts flying everywhere getting cheers from Yuuki, Takasha, and Shizuku while Saya had her patented genius smirk on her face.
Kuroka and Koneko instantly went into their Senjutsu modes and began decimating the undead horde causing craters from their demon-enhanced strength while Kala and Raynare were firing light spears like machine guns piercing them in the head like they were playing freaking black ops 2 on a quickscoping match.
Cade pointed his palm out forward and held it using hsi other one for support and channeled reiatsu into one of his favorite kido's. "Hade #88 Hiryu Gekizoku Shinten Raiho!" He roared firing a massive crimson red dragon of electricity crashing into the last group of zombies causing a massive explosion overtaking all of them.
BOOM!
Everyone gawked seeing the 55 foot crater in the pakring lot from that spell Cade used and made a mental note not to be on his bad side while Shido was thinking of trying to get the brat onto his way of thinking and start their own utopia (Shadow: Is anyone wondering if Shido is the Oro-pedo's twin or something?).
"Cade-kunnn!" Shizuku shouted happily glomping the brown haired man who hugged her back tightly with his other girls and friends from Tokonosu greeting him with enthsiasm and happiness whihc he grinned at seeing he saved them again.
"Everyone on the bus!" Saya shouted getting nods before everyone scrambled to get on the bus except Cade and his friends who walked calmly toward the bus only to his shock to hear familiar voice.
"Cade!" Cade looked back with a grin to see Naruto, Tsunade, Natsumi, Itomi, Mikoto, Sakura, Kushina, Anko, Hitomi, Sasuki, Izumi , Ino, Kurotsuchi, Kakasha, Lady, Dante, Nero, Ed, Double D, Eddy, Nazz, Stacey, Gwen, Kevin, Vergil, Ben, Charmcaster, Ichigo, Rukia, Orihime, Renji, Tatsuki, Chad, Jill, Ada Wong, and Ashley Graham, Leon, and Steve (Cade saved him) all running toward him.
"Aniki!" The 15 year old hugged his older brother figure while Kushina gave him a kiss along with Lady, Ino and Sakura.
"Double d I didn't actually expect you and the others to actually come here and leave the culd-de-sac?" Said Cade in confusion and saw Rolf and the others look like they were run ragged with their eyes darting everywhere especially Sarah, May, and Lee.
"The Culd-de-sac was attacked by the undead we all managed to get out but, our parent's..." Lee whispered sobbing while her sisters held onto her with worried looks Lee was always the one who loved family for than her own life.
Cade rubbed Lee's head softly like an older brother would making her look up through the tears with a confused look before it turned to a smile seeing the brotherly look on Cade's face. "Let's get out of and find a place to recuperate, Naruto, Natsumi, Kushina place seals on the bus so it will look bigger on the inside." He spoke with the three nodding and made clones speeding up the process by then the bus could hold over 200 people, yet looked normal on the outside and everyone quickly boarded the bus.
Dante, Nero, Lady, Trish, and Vergil sat down by Cade with serious looks. "Who is it this time Cade?" Dante asked with a frown.
"Wesker, Saddler, Salazar, Mundus, and Sanctus though i suspect Arkham is with them." He said the last name darkly making the others narrow their eyes hearing Arkham's name before hearing Shido preach to some students in the back making them clench their weapons seeing their eyes slowly change into fanatical looks.
"Shido." Shido felt a chill of fear go down his spine hearing Cade's cold tone and looked back to see one eye ice blue and the other devil red and his sword Rebellion crackling with red lightning. " If i were you i'd be quiet and take that crap to someone who gives a fuck and stop trying to brainwash these children into your fucking drones!" He hissed at Shido who shook in his shoes and backed away fearfully.
Yuki wrapped her arms around Cade's neck. "Thanks for shutting that snake up, Cade-kun." She said in a thankful tone.
"Anything for my himes, also Vergil where's Hokuto?" Cade turned a grin toward a blushing Vergil making Dante's and Nero's jaws drop in shock seeing the cold, stoic sparda blush like a schoolboy.
Dante gave Cade a bewildered look. "Ho-how?" Asked Dante shakily not wanting to believe this.
"Vergil isn't so emotionless as you thought Dante." He inclined his head at Vergil who nodded.
"It was the stress of living up to father's name and doing nothing but, training and Cade helped me get out of it." Vergil smiled at his nephew who gave a thumbs-up and got two nods from Nero and Dante.
Cade remembered Ed and the others had no weapons to fight with and pulled out a large weapon case and motioned them over discreetly so Shido won't find out.
"Cade bro you're giving us guns!?" Kevin asked in a shocked and thankful tone looking at his brother in all but blood who handed him a combat vest and straps for his pistols and ammo. "These are customized 9mm Barettas I made sure to add seals to them where you have infinite ammo and I'll also throw in a silencer since these things react to sound." Exclaimed Cade getting a nod from Kevin who strapped on his gear.
He tossed Rolf a supressed Barret rifle with the same seals on Kevins guns, a pair of Mpk5's to Sarah, Jimmy, Jonny, and Lee, Dual Desert Eagles to Nazz, Eddy, Double d, May, Marie and the others making sure to show them how to aim with the guns making sure to know the recoil, accuracy, and power of the bullets and quickly got used to the weapons.
"Naruto how are things back in Konoha?" Cade asked only for a scowl to appear on Naruto's face making Kushina flinch in worry at how dark it looked and that made Cade suspicious as to what's going on back at Konoha.
"My little brother threatened Naruto's sister on making her a concubine and a whore causing Naruto to beat the Uchiha to near death and any of his supporters when he came back from his training trip which I, Kushina, Mito, and Izumi took him on since Jiraiya would try and make him loyal to Konoha even after they abused him." Itomi covered her mouth at the slip while Cade had a blank look on his face that worried Naruto and Natsumi.
"I'll be paying a visit to the old monkey when this shit is over with, I know that fanatical asshole is in on this isn't he?" Cade stared into Naruto's eyes making him lower his head unable to meet his older brothers eyes only for Cade to tilt his head up with a soft look.
"Don't worry Naruto I'm glad you punished the brat during this apocalypse I'm going to make sure you still train ok." Naruto nodded with a smile on his face but, it turned to shock when something huge landed on the roof startling everyone.
"Cade..." Jill, Leon, and Ashley suddenly paled hearing the robotic voice from the nightmare they wanted to leave behind.
"It's him..." Jill whispered in worry before everyone aimed their guns at roof but, the footsteps stopped and were about to relax only for a alrge hand to reahc through the window and try to grab Naruto by his neck only for the teen to grip it without looking and form a half-ram seal as his hands became covered in gale winds concentrating at his fingertips and lunged at the brown skinned gloved hand. "Futon: ReppaUzuki!" He shouted before a massive shockwave vibrated from the impact nearly shredding the monsters hand only getting a howl of anger before he punched through the roof causing everyone to scatter while Shizuku kept an eye on the road.
"Guy's back up he's coming through!" He shouted over the banging causing everyone except Naruto, and Ashely and Ada to move back.
"We're fighting with you aniki." Naruto said smacking his palm to his fist with a excited grin on his face with Ada and Ashley nodding too before Nemesis ripped open the roof and jumped through as infected crows flew in before getting gunned down by the Culd-de-sac kids who smirked.
"Cade... Master Wesker wants your body for experimentation and he will get it!" Nemesis growled with Cade narrowing his eyes as a ruby-red aura appeared around him before they settled into stances with cold eyes.
"He should have come here himself because you still couldn't kill me all those years ago Nemesis." Cade replied coldly cauisng Nemesis to roar and dash at Cade launching a punch that Naruto blocked after jumping in front while the girls pumped Nemesis full of lead only his vest preventing any damage only to get knocked back a few feet from getting punched in the face, by Cade.
Nemesis groaned and then a purple whip-like tentacle shot from his hand at Naruto who dodged it narrowly and sliced it with a kunai severing it. Ashley ran at him ignoring Jills warning and to their shock landed a roundhouse kick to his abdomen causing a shockwave to erupt knocking him back a few more feet and jumped back with a triumphant grin.
Ada grinned. "Seem's blond kitty's got claws." She teased Ashley who huffed not paying attention to Nemesis's approaching form and kicked him in the face without looking.
Cade's eye widened comically seeing the hulking monster pull out a rusty rocket launcher making everyone's eyes widen in alarm only for Naruto to dash at him at Kage-Level speeds shocking Cade who smirked in pride before a blue sphere appeared in hsi right hand and shoved it into Nemesis's gut sending him flying out of the hole in the roof and pulled out a familiar tri-prong kunai and threw it appearing behind Nemesis in mid-air with two giant rasengans in his hands and shoved them into his back. "Odama Rasenrengan!" He intoned as the force from the powerful jutsu made him go flying like a speeding missile and crashed into the road in a huge crater allowing Naruto to flash back inside spinning the kunai before slipping it back in his pouch causing cheers to erupt from Ed and the others.
Cade clapped with a grin. "I guess i gotta watch out if you're packing that Otouto?" Cade said jokingly making Naruto stick his tongue out at him with a smirk making Kushina smile seeing Cade act like a father around Naruto and it felt good to her.
Outside the bus back at the crater a bloodied hand punched through the ground and a roar of anger and pain rang out. "CADDEEEEEEEE!" Nemesis roared snarling.
Back at the bus everyone heard the roar making Shido and his people shiver at the sense of revenge in the voice while Cade just raised an eyebrow very amused. "Only you would be amused at a death threat Cade." Vergil and Nero said in unison dryly before looking at each other with raised eyebrows making dante snicker before getting a brain duster from Trish.
Cade sat with Takashi and the others spekaing in muffled tones reeking laughter and amusement ignoring the glares from Shido and his group especially Tsunoda who had a mad look in his eye.
Taki felt someone glaring at her and looked back with cold golden hawk eyes that could freeze the sun making Shido and his students shiver. "I would watch who you're glaring at Tsunoda-san before we have a repeat of lasy year." She said coldly making even Saeko flinch.
Tsunoda stood up. "I can't stand being in the same place as this bitch!" He growled with a mad look in his eyes only for Taki and Kushina to stand up hands on their weapons.
Tsunoda pulled out a switchblade and ran at them planning on gutting these two bitches in front of him only to cough up copious amounts of blood as a fist blasted into his stomach knocking him unconscious courtesy of Naruto who had cold eyes and grabbed the older blond by his collar and tossed him into Shido using his enhanced strength knocking them both back like ragdolls allowing some girls and guys to remove themselves from Shido's group with relieved looks.
"Snake-face, i suggest you keep your dogs on a leash or they will be tamed." Naruto said coldly his ice blue eyes piercing his soul making Shido growl but, nod secretly planning on killing the brat not seeing Gwen's and Gwendllyn's narrowed eyes and quickly relayed Shido's thoughts to the others getting a nod from everyone else.
Watch your back around Shido...
"Why did we have to save that jackass..." Rei growled only to relent from the stern look on Cade's face.
Shido suddenly smiled snake-like making Naruto tense clutching his hiriashin kunai making the others put hands on their weapons. "Taki-chan." Taki blasted him with killing intent saying her name like that! Only Cade-kun can say that!
"I think after that display we need a leader don't you think?" He said suggestively making warning bells go off in the others heads except Cade who sat their calmly.
"You think you're a leader!? Hah! you have to be able to fight to lead and from what i'm seeing you are nothing but, a weak ass coward of a man Shido!" Naruto mocked coldly pissing his folowers off some who stood up made Naruto amused.
"If you want to get tossed out of a moving bus please be my guest I haven't had a chance to spill any blood lately." He smiled darkly making Cade turn toward Anko with an incredulous look while she had a sheepish one at making Naruto into a male version of her.
They sat back down immediately while Shido just smiled. "We need a chrismatic someone who cna lead." He said grinning only to get a snort looking to see it come from Double d who was holding Stacey.
"I highly doubt that Koichi-san because I and the others do not trust you because Cade trained me to see negative intent in anyone's eyes but his and I know right now you're group is nothing but, cannon fodder to you." Edward said coldly making Ed and Eddy jump slightly while Shido growled red faced.
"I believe Cade should be the leader?" Naruto mused with those agreeing raising their hands immediately with grins on their faces seeing the snarl on Shido's face and was about to reject only for a familiar voice to ring out.
"It's been a while Cade, Leon." A gruff voice called out making them look up to see former agent Krauser wearing a black tight shirt like Leon's, combat boots, and camo pants and a red military beret on his head smirking as he twirled a knife.
"Krauser..." Cade and Leon said coldly bringing out their own blades.
All three men stared two back in utter loathing the other in arrogance, and amusement.
The air was extremely tense...
Next Chapter: Chapter 2 - Regenerators, Chainsaw Majinis and Ganados