Last time on Glee….
"Brittany"
"Hmmm?"
"It's December 22… We survived the Mayan Apocalypse. You know what this means? The world didn't end."
"We're also married….."
They stare at each other, not knowing if this was good news or bad news, but one things for sure, it's going to be a rough road ahead.
GLEE!
"She what?! He did… is her stupid or something? Are they both idiots?" Rachel exclaimed over the phone. Kurt and Brody looked over to Rachel startled by her outburst. She on the other hand wasn't believing what she was hearing on the other side of the phone.
"It's true, they got married like on the eighteenth, Beiste did the ceremony," said the other voice. Rachel brought up her hand to her forehead, flabbergasted by the news. Kurt and Brody walked up to her to see what was leaving her so speechless.
"What?' Kurt whispered to her, Rachel brought up her hand to signal him to hold on.
"Are you sure Tina? Like completely positive?" Rachel tried to reason.
"A hundred percent positive, I mean I don't know if it was legal and everything, but for the fact that she has a real diamond ring and that he even asked and she said yes, then having a ceremony is enough for me to say that they are married. And for the fact they stayed at Sam's house for the rest of the week, didn't even bother coming to school," Tina gossiped.
"A ring! Oh my God," Rachel shook her head, Kurt's interest peaked at the word ring. Rachel took a few breaths to calm herself then spoke up.
"Does Santana know?" Rachel sighed asking. Tine was silent, after a few moments Rachel spoke up again "Tina, does Santana know?" Rachel asked the question, even though she had a feeling she knew the answer already.
"No, I don't think she does," Tina murmured on the other side, Kurt looked over at Body and mouthed 'Santana' wondering what she had to do with this.
"We have to fix this," Rachel said putting a hand on her hip
"Yeah I agree, but how?"
"You call Mercedes and Mike and I'll call Quinn and Puck, hopefully I can get Quinn to talk to Santana about it. Then we all go down there and talk some sense into them," Rachel replied.
"Okay, like an intervention, but do you think everyone will be really up for coming here just for that, I mean if Brittany and Sam are happy and Santana doesn't know I don't think they will. Plus if it was for Santana, not everyone was so close with Santana, I'm surprised you even want to help her," Tina said. Rachel thought about it, and Tina did have a point.
"I know, but no one deserves this, and besides weren't Santana and Brittany in an open relationship, that means that Santana still wanted to be with Brittany. Anyway I think they will come, I mean Mike as far as I know has nothing against Santana, Puck and Quinn have been her friend for a long while and Mercedes and Santana were getting along for a while so yes, I do think they will come," Rachel replied. Tine sighed on the other end and said 'okay' hanging up. Rachel put her phone on the counter staring at it intently.
"Sooo," Brody said trying to figure out what just happened.
"Sam proposed to Brittany," Rachel said finally letting shock sink in.
"Excuse me?" Kurt said, eyes widening .
"And she said yes," Rachel continued looking to Kurt, Brody's eyes widened in amazement, he's heard a lot about the old Glee club but what got him reeling was that high schoolers actually got married he knew about Rachel and Finn but they never did it and decided to wait.
"Well this is outstanding!" Kurt exclaimed Rachel looked at him in disbelief.
"What?" Rachel asked confused.
"What I mean is that once Santana finds out Sam will officially be on her list and at the very top, you know I never liked him much. He practically dated all the girls in Glee, I wouldn't be surprised if Brittany is just another girl he gets with before the next fifty," Kurt replied.
"Yeah you may get your wish soon, I have to call Quinn and Puck," Rachel said picking up her phone again. Kurt nodded and leaned on the counter while Brody went to go sit down while Rachel dialed Puck.
"Go for Puck," Puck answered in his cocky tone.
"Puck I need to talk to you," Rachel said.
"Rachel! How is my favorite Jewish Princess doing? What can I help you with?" Puck answered smiling.
"Did you know that Sam and Brittany are married?" Rachel questioned getting straight to the point.
"What? No way… I knew they were dating but married? Damn Sam work fast…. Shit does Santana know?" Puck asked.
"She doesn't no," Rachel replied.
"Damn, but Rachel I don't see the point in you telling me this," Puck said lying down on his couch in his apartment.
"Well I was thinking of everyone going down there and talking some sense into them," Rachel said sitting at the dining table, Kurt following suit.
"When?"
"Next week."
"I'm in see you then," Puck said.
"Thank you bye," Rachel hung up and quickly dialed Quinn.
"Yes Rachel?" Quinn answered her phone after a few rings.
"Did you know Sam and Brittany were married?" Rachel asked again sticking with the straight directive. There was a long silence on the other end, "Quinn?" Rachel asked again.
"Are you fucking kidding me!?" Quinn exclaimed. Rachel brought the phone away from her ear. "What the hell were they thinking, no wait what was he thinking? What was Brittany thinking?" Quinn questioned exasperated.
"I don't know Quinn, but I was thinking that we all should go to Lima next week and find out," Rachel said.
"Yeah okay who's all going?" Quinn asked.
"Um me Kurt, Brody, and Puck they are definably going Tina is talking to Mercedes and Mike about it," Rachel replied.
"Okay one more thing does Santana know?" Quinn asked even though she knew the answer, Rachel hesitated for a second.
"No, I was hoping you would tell her since you guys are closer and she'll less likely to kill you when you tell her, plus I don't have her number," Rachel asked shyly.
"Yeah whatever okay," Quinn said hanging up, Rachel set her phone down once again and looked at the two boys.
"I guess we better start packing for Lima," Rachel said and they nodded.
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Well I had another idea for a story and her it is, Brittana is still the endgame but for a tiny ity bity bit it will be Bram, and eventually there will be Faberry and Klaine, yeah I'm going to investigate all these and go into depth of how I want them to go, or one of the scenarios. Any way please read and review.