A/N: New story! (Don't kill me over my neglect over other stories) This story came to me when I started to think about wizards and witches and thought of this story. It's your unlikely Cinderella story with…GENDERBENDS! (Girls of Soul Eater are boys except for Maka).
As much as it hurts to say this…it really does hurt…this story is not a yaoi. This is not a SoMa! I repeat NOT a SoMa! *yelling through a megaphone* IT'S A KiMa!
I feel like I did a bit of Ouran High school host club except there is no host club.
I do NOT own Soul Eater
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I stepped off the bus wearing a white dress shirt and solid green tie, a black trench coat, black and red plaid pants, and my signature black and white buckled over combat boots. My dirty blonde hair was pulled back in a small pony tail with my bangs slightly ruffled in the front so I could see the Halloween-like castle building with my emerald green eyes.
My name is Maka Albarn. Oh wait sorry wrong name. My name is Mike Albarn and I am 14 years old. I am now attending Death Witchery and Wizardry academy. This academy was founded for magic and the skills of fighting for boys but after some fighting they allowed witchery but not all of it is equal.
This academy is located in Death City Nevada and is completely bias and sexist against women. The wizardry is for boys only and completely excludes girls from it saying Wizards only.
Pfft Wizards only my ass. So I have decided to attend disguised as a boy and then when I graduate top of my class I will teach this information to the girls who wish to learn it and quit the traditional dancing and ceremonies.
Surprisingly my underdeveloped body actually came in handy for once and can use my boyish frame and tomboyish ways to not be infiltrated.
*Only thing is before she decided all this she cut off her pigtails because the assholes in her old middle school thought it would be funny to stick gum in her nice long pretty ash blonde hair. But for her lack of caring about her looks she just cut her hair by her pigtails unfortunately it only went to her shoulders so she placed it in a ponytail. (A/N: Yes it kind of looks like Len Kagamine)
My suitcase shook so that means I have little time before she gets angry at me as I bent down and picked it up and started to jog towards the Halloween building and showed up at the receptionists desk and faced with a woman in her late 20s, possibly Asian?
She had black hair cut to so it was shorter in the back and longer in the front, glaring blue eyes as her black framed glasses flashed at me. She had a white dress shirt, black vest and black slacks. "Can I help you?"
Okay act natural you're not a girl, you're a boy…should I play this as a douche bag style? No that would be rude. Oh I know professional and Sauvé. Ugh. Boys must be so simple minded when it comes to choosing a personality! I thought to myself before I spoke "Hello Ma'am my name is Mike Albarn I'm the new student here."
She looked at me and felt like she could see through my soul as she crossed her arms over her chest with a judging look that I could see behind her glasses. I just smiled trying not to fidget over nerves.
"At least you have some decent manners unlike all the other wizards around here. Maybe you'll rub off on some of these childish boys" The woman said with a small smile as if there is hope for me. This made me smile and replied "I will try my best and may I ask your name Ms…?" as I stretched a hand out in front of her.
"Azusa" She grasped my hand and shook it firmly. She placed a yellow form in front of me and a pen "Fill out this application form, you'll be staying in the dormitory A8"
I took the application and filled it out in neat cursive and made sure to write Mike and not Maka. I slide it back on the desk and in trade Ms. Azusa gave me a key with my name and address on a key chain.
"Thank you and Ms. Azusa where are the dormitory apartments…?" I ask not really looking forward to getting lost. But if I got lost in a library that wouldn't be bad at all especially since the brochure said the Wizardry Library is bigger with eight levels of spells, fighting styles, and weapons. The witchery section only has two levels which I will not live with I am an independent woman!
"Ah yes I can have Mr. Thompsons show you around to your dorm as well as the rest of the academy once your settled in. Oh here's your schedule" Ms. Azusa handed me a white paper with time slots and what class to go to.
"Thank you" I said and Ms. Azusa grabbed a microphone connected to a cord and clicked the button to speak through it "Mr. Leo and Patrick Thompson please report to the receptionists office." It sounded almost…threatening…note to self do not piss her off.
After a few moments passed I was tackled. Steadying myself before tripping over my suitcase I am being hugged to death if possible by a boy with a black beanie cap and bleach blonde hair. He had blue eyes that almost seemed…naïve and childish?
He excited jumped up and down along with me following (not intentionally) before a much older looking boy with long brunette hair pulled into a messy ponytail but his facial features don't make him look girly but actually…sexy. With chiseled features and dark blue eyes and a sun kissed tan was trying pry off the younger looking boy.
"Sorry about Patt he gets really excited about new students…" The guy I'm guessing is name is Leo. Leo gave Patt a stern look and said "Apologize to the new kid" It was almost motherly but the motherly soon died when he shoved his little brother in front of me.
Patt looked down at his black basketball shoes with a guilty look and big blue eyes. Patt had on a white hoodie, blue T-shirt, and white jean pants on. "I'm sowy I hugged you~ but you look like one of those adorable poster boys. I'm Patt and that's my big brother Leo and together we are the DUN DUN DA DUN THE THOMPSON BROTHERS!" Patt apologized and then pointed to Leo and himself before striking a pose and throwing confetti in the air. Where he got the confetti? That remains unanswered.
"It's cool, I'm Mike Albarn" I said and smiled at the two brothers and Leo seemed to flinch at my kindness.
"Tweedledee and Tweedledum show the new boy to his room and try not to break him into pieces" Ms. Azusa said not taking her eyes away from the computer as she typed at great speed.
Patt just saluted and Leo just sighed and said "Yes Queen Chairman Counselor" I picked up my suitcase and heard Leo shout already halfway out of the room "Oi hurry up new kid"
"Coming" I said and started to follow after the two and noticed Leo was wearing a red dress shirt, white jeans, and a black hoodie with the same black basketball shoes as Patt. Leo had his hands stuff in his pocket while Patt was skipping ahead whistling a happy tune in a childish way.
"So what made you want to become a wizard?" Leo asked me and I snapped out of my thoughts and looked in front of me with him glancing at me. I just shrug "Planning on getting top class, why do you ask?" I reply.
"Dude you have a girly face that could be off one of those K-Pop bands and you chose wizardry?" I just nod and my ears perked up to whispers and saw girls giggling and pointing towards me as we walk out the door to the hall and through a garden. Leo starts sneezing as we walk through the stone path surrounded with flowers.
Patt starts snickering at his brother and his apparent allergies before sneezing too. I couldn't help but laugh at this. "Oi new kid allergies aren't funny especially when you can't give flowers to a girl without holding your breath or sneezing on them" Leo said shaking a fist at me with an upset look.
"Oh I'm guessing your speaking from past experience then" I said still trying to hold in my giggles and finally calming down" I said with a teasing look.
Patt busted out laughing and pounding the stone ground. "HAHAAHA OH I REMEMBER THAT TIME!"
Leo blushed and turned away from my vision and stuttered "s-shut up were already here idiot." I looked and saw a white building that was about three stories and nice white carved double doors.
"Thanks guys, could you show me around tomorrow I got to go unpack and I'm tired from that bus ride" I say and Patt looks at Leo with begging eyes "Pwease~ big brother can we can we I wanna hang out with Mike-chan!" I inwardly groan at the nickname Mike-chan and choose not to say anything about it and obviously Leo has trouble saying 'no' to his little brother because I can see him struggling.
After a long exaggerated sigh he says "fine… we'll see you later new kid. We have clean up duty" Leo said and Patt snickered and muttered "duty"
Leo grabbed Patt by the hood and dragged him across the garden with the occasional sneeze that I could hear from across the garden and smile to myself as I enter a room with many hallways and stairways.
I was right though it was three stories high but the space inside seemed to go on and on with endless amounts of doors and corridors. My suitcase shakes again and I quickly look at my keychain with the number address for the room "A8" I say to myself and go down the first hallway on the first floor and walked quickly down past seven doors till I reached my room and quickly unlocked my room and throwing my suitcase on a random bed and whirled around to lock the door.
The room was neat and tidy with one full bathroom and two beds but it looks like no one lives here so I must have a room to myself? SWEET! This makes keeping this secret much easier.
I unlock the silver suit case and I am pounced at by a purple cat with honey eyes that's almost clawed my eyes out and cursing incoherent words. "You! BAKA MAKA! BAKA MAKA! BAKA MAKA!" the purple cat known as Blair swears and I try to hold her with one hand but she swipes a paw at me and I duck holding her up as a reflex and my rubber band snaps and my ash blonde hair falls to my shoulders.
"Blair shushhhh I'm pretty sure you want answers so why not stop the claws and be civilized about this." I say soothing the upset talking cat.
"Oh you now want to be civilized? What happen to civilized when you threw me in your suit case?" Blair screeched and I put my finger on my lips and she took that as a sign to rant quietly.
"I'm sorry but I needed someone to come alone with me on this journey." I say pleadingly whispering.
"Also why are you dressed as a boy? What happened to your long pretty hair? I knew you had no figure but that doesn't mean you should go transgender, let alone tomboyish." Blair said confused and I sweat drop at her bluntness.
"First I'm in disguise because we're at witchery and wizardry academy. Two, I had to cut it off because I had gum in it and it got in the way. Thirdly I'm not transgender just tomboyish and fourthly call me Mike." I explain.
"Well why did you bring me along on your journey of stupidity?" Blair said. I grabbed a change of pajamas and a towel along with my toiletry to the bathroom and yell back.
"It's NOT a journey of stupidity it's a journey of rights for women! And oh come on you've seduced men before you should know what they're like and give me advice in that kind of stuff."
"Maka, I mean Mike I seduce, I don't act like them" Blair said sweetly like a mother trying to explain to her child that it's okay to throw blocks at others.
"Well you should know what they sound like. Ohhhh Ahhh Eeeeee" I said placing with the pitches of my voice from going bass, tenor, and alto sounds.
"Sweetie you sound like a monkey and the only sounds I know they make is the ones in bed" Blair yelled back from the other room.
I was removing my clothes and turned on the shower to warm water and looked in the mirror and had a red blush. "Blair I don't need to know about your sex life so please help me out." I almost beg.
"Okay, okay only because you rescued me from the streets. Keep your regular voice and if anyone asks just say you haven't reached puberty or insult them. Besides you haven't reached puberty on either side of your genders." Blair said suggesting my underdeveloped body.
"Fine also it gets lonely and I have to find a way to keep some feminine traits till I graduate." I replied sighing as I look at myself without anything but my white boxers and A-cup bra. I started wearing boxers in the fifth grade when my skirt got flipped several times.
"Ooooh I could turn you into the perfect gentleman and you could hang out with the girls in this academy and be one of those popular with girl types since you are technically a girl!" Blair said entering the bathroom in her cat form and jumping up to the sink.
"Whatever get out of here so I can shower I'm exhausted." I huffed and moving my hand indicating to go somewhere other than here.
"Oh you're so prudent. Also it's not hard because you look adorable both boy and girl versions. Don't worry darling I shall turn you into the perfect gentleman!" Blair said before cackling darkly. That concerning…
I stepped into the shower and sat on the floor of the tub letting the warm water pelt my back and hair thinking of Mama. Not so much Papa. I hate Papa.
Papa cheated on Mama when Mama is sick and is possibly on the edge of dying so she can't file a divorce. Before Mama got sick she told me when I was very young…
*Flash Back*
A six year old sat in her mother's lap talking on the phone and was full of excitement before it turned sadly and hanging the telephone up on the end table.
Maka's Mother was beautiful and full of life with deep green eyes. The same green eyes the six year old shares as her Mother's hair touches past her waist held in a French braid. The six year old has mid back length hair in an ashy blonde but her mother's been dyed in a bleach blonde color.
"Mama what's wrong?" The six year old asks looking up at her mother with eyes of concern and a frown.
"Nothing sweetie but I want you to know that one day your destiny is to become the best wizard out there and will prove those wrong with your courage." Maka's mother said poking her daughter's chest where her heart is and she giggled.
"But Mama, Papa says that only boys can be wizards" The daughter said letting her giggles subside.
"One day though, my baby girl will be one and help others." Maka's mother said but unknown to the girl, the Mother had just shaped her daughter's destiny.
"I'll try my best Mama to make you proud" The little girl said.
*End of Flash back*
The memory had to end and I flinched back to reality when I realized the warm water had turn to ice cubes and inwardly scream from the sudden change and quickly rinse my face knowing I had been crying and turned off the water before grabbing a towel and wrapping it around my body.
I stepped out of the tub and the room is filled with steam as well as the fogged up mirror. I slip on regular girly underwear since I grabbed the wrong thing and slipped on a bra and wore a tank top over it.
I opened the bathroom door and feeling a cold draft come into the hot bathroom. "Don't worry Blair, I just need to pass with flying colors and I can pass my teachings on. Also it may be hard being around men mostly because they're cheaters, liars, flirts, arrogant, or damn straight creepy." I tell Blair and she looks up from her nap on the queen sized bed and replied with something that just pissed me off.
"Then which one do you fit in since you are pretending to be a boy"
Before I can yell back the lock turns and the door opens WHAT I THOUGHT I HAD THIS ROOM TO MYSELF?! And before I had anytime to hide or barricade the door it swung open and I froze and was in a starring face to face with golden eyes.
He had black hair with three odd stripes wrapped around the left side of his head and pale skin. He had on a black and white suit with little square pendants on the jacket. But the most embarrassing part…I was in a tank top and underwear…
"…Shit…" I muttered turning in to a cherry face, same does the boy that is locked with my gaze.