What If it happened?
Note: this cook story happened at the same time as Mewtwo as an idiot
What if.. Pichu was a cook?
Pichu was getting ready for her big cooking show in 1 min. she lost her translator so..
Audience: YAY! GO PICHU!!!!!!!!!
Pichu: Pi pi pichu pi pichu pichu pi. ( welcome to the pichu show)
Audience:??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????????????????
Pichu: Pichu pichu pi pi chu pi PIII! ( lets cook some juicy burgers NOW! )
Some Guy: he's telling us to eat pee pee!
Pichu: Pi? ( what? )
Audience: LET'S MOB PICHU!
Pichu: 0_0
Pikachu: pika pi pi pikachu! ( I found your translator for the show! )
But Pikachu was too late to save pichu from the FATASSES OF DOOM!
Pichu: X_X
What if.... Peach was a school janitor?
Kids: look at that girl sweeping HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!SHE LOOKS LIKE A-----
Peach: SHUT UP YOU LITTLE DUMBASS!
Principal: now Peach we're trying our best not to put cussing in here OR IF YOU DON'T TRY I'LL KILLYOUR SORRY --- .
Peach got fired and was sent to stay with dun dun dun.. BARNEY AND FRIENDS!
Peach: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAKS OF HELL!
What if.... Ganondorf was a fashion model? ( or was pretending to be until..)
Host Guy: TODAY WE'RE GOING TO SEE THE ONE AND ONLY GANONDORF!
Ganondorf; * wearing obviously Peach's pink ( Peach: SO THAT'S WHERE IT IS! ) dress
Audience: *gasp*
Ganondorf:* talks girlishly* Don't I look so good?
Some Guy: you don't * cough * have make up!
Ganondorf: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * Sees Zelda using the make up * ZELDA! I'M GONNA KICK YOU'RE PUNY ---. * transforms into Gannon *
Zelda: crap...
Fin.
What if .. Mewtwo is an idiot?
Suddenly Kyogre came and did confuse ray on Mewtwo and left
Mewtwo:* laughs like an idiot *
Announcer: Today match will be Mewtwo vs. Ganondorf
Ganondorf: It's payback time Mewtwo!
In this specific 1 life match Mewtwo jumped off and died
Ganondorf: 0_o;
G&W: BEEP BEEP BAP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP SFSDV ( YOU SUCK MEW TWO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SFSDV ..)
Announcer: ROUND TWO!
Mewtwo: * laughs like an idiot* I will hee you ghastdhfjasukzlhufhsl;kugrhejkdfhgdfhgdhgjdfghdbgfghsdbfghfbghbjbghbfghfbjdf hbgjdbgjksdfbgkjsdfngksdfjngnksdfbgsdfnmbgdjgfgdhgkjkdngjklsdfbgkdjkdfjnhkjn fjhfhdfjfhjx;gmkfjngfilsnflkzhdfgkdjfhvdfkgjuhgvdjhgdfgjadhfgcajvhdfbgakdfjg ajsbvfjhasef
Ganondorf: -_-; shut up. * charges Warlock punch *
Mewtwo: * breaks from confusion but got KO'D.)
Announcer: THIS GAME'S WINNER IS GANONDORF!
Kyogre: ( with translator ) heheheh........stooopid.
Fin.
What if..... Roy and Marth were um. uhh .well. hair salon workers?
Woman in chair: HURRY UP YOU DUMBASS WORKERS!
Roy: we're almost done ma'am we just need to put-
Marth: gel.
Woman in chair: * gasp * NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GEL IS MY WORST NIGHTMARE!
Roy: but you asked us to put some on your hair! Marth: come on! It can't hurt!
W.I.C ( woman in chair ) : NO! Besides, you're not supposed to do that.
Roy: but..
W.I.C: GET AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* runs out the door
Roy: You forgot to ask us for your refund.
Marth: I know what we could do with the money!
They both went to Astroworld.
Fin.
What if Link murdered G&W? ( By accident )
One day Link was cooking.
Link: laalalalalalalalalalalalLAAAAAAAAAAAAA! * starts chopping a steak with his sword since he lost the steak knife.. somewhere.*
Zelda: uh.. Link?
Link: No time Zelda, I'm cooking something * puts steak on the grill *
Zelda: But..
Link: I'm busy! * flips steak *
Zelda: can you..
Link: not finished yet! * puts steak sauce *
Zelda: bu-
Link: can you just hold on for 1 minute? * puts candles on table *
Zelda: Just..
Link: HOLD ON! * puts plates and forks, spoons, and knives. *
Link: Now I'm ready.
Zelda: you murdered G&W.
Link: So that's where it I- * saw G&W dead gasps and faints *
G&W: that was easy
Zelda: * faints *
G&W: I RULE THE WORLD BLARHARHARHARHARHAR * Link's sword falls on him and he's trapped * Damn it! Foiled again.
Fin.
What if ... Samus was a police officer ?
Samus: stoopid script.
Suddenly Mojo jojo ( the retarded monkey ) appeared SFX: dun dun dun
Mojo Jojo: I HAVE COME TO TAKE OVER NINTENDO MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Samus: -_- Shut up. * shoots missile *
Mojo jojo: hahahahahahahahahahahha huh?
CFX ( cheap effects ) : boom.
Fin.
What if Peach tried to forced Mario into doing the disturbing?
Peach: come on! The bed is right there! Mario: Hell-a no-------a
Peach: wow you're a real boyfriend.
Mario: ..
Peach: Mario, wake up!
Mario: ..
Peach: You can stop faking!
Mario: ..
Peach: come on! Please don't be dead!
Mario: ..
Peach: Mario is DEAD!
Mario: * sits up looks at Peach and..* boo.
Peach: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUIFHIFGAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! * faints *
Mario: heheheh....stooopid----------a
What If... Kirby is a marshmallow?
Some Guy: Hey look! I found a marshmallow! And it's round and plump.
Kirby: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!
Some Guy: And it can talk! Cool.
Kirby: Why you big bafoon I'll..
Some Guy: Now that's not nice! Talking round big round plump marshmallow!
Kirby: So?
Some Guy: I shall roast you!
Kirby: Hell no
Some Guy: Hell Yes!
Kirby: crap ..
Fin.
Disclaimer: If you still don't know, I don't own Nintendo or the Poke'mon Company But! I do own a GameCube, a GameBoy, and of course Poke'mon Sapphire. Now Prepare to enjoy the mini fic, Total Randomness.
Total Randomness ( I mean random! )
One day, the smashers were having peace and quiet until..
Rayquaza came and did an outrage attack
Smashers: ow.
Then elephants fell from the sky and started hitting the earth
Then Barney and friends started attacking the SSBM building
Luigi: Holy Crap! It's Barney and friends!
Britney Spears appeared out of nowhere and walked toward them
Mewtwo: NOT BRITNEY SPEARS! Smashers: Hell no!
Vegetables came from the kitchen and attacked
Pichu: Pichu pi! ( My vegetables! )
A mutant cookie came from Outer Space for some reason and attacked With his cookie ray.
Kirby: hey it tastes good!
m. cookie: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Then a tree fell on the Smashers!
Smashers: ow.
Peach: WE'RE BEING PUT THROUGH TORTURE!
A Gyarados came and did Hyper Beam.
Smashers: ow.
Master Hand: SHUT UP!
Every thing except the wild pokemon: 0_0
Master Hand: LEAVE NOW! Oh yeah, pokemon eat Barney and friends
Pokemon: * drool *
Barney and friends: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Master Hand: Here is your new baby sitter and no funny stuff
Crazy Hand: HeLlO!
Smashers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
End.
Note: this cook story happened at the same time as Mewtwo as an idiot
What if.. Pichu was a cook?
Pichu was getting ready for her big cooking show in 1 min. she lost her translator so..
Audience: YAY! GO PICHU!!!!!!!!!
Pichu: Pi pi pichu pi pichu pichu pi. ( welcome to the pichu show)
Audience:??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????????????????
Pichu: Pichu pichu pi pi chu pi PIII! ( lets cook some juicy burgers NOW! )
Some Guy: he's telling us to eat pee pee!
Pichu: Pi? ( what? )
Audience: LET'S MOB PICHU!
Pichu: 0_0
Pikachu: pika pi pi pikachu! ( I found your translator for the show! )
But Pikachu was too late to save pichu from the FATASSES OF DOOM!
Pichu: X_X
What if.... Peach was a school janitor?
Kids: look at that girl sweeping HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!SHE LOOKS LIKE A-----
Peach: SHUT UP YOU LITTLE DUMBASS!
Principal: now Peach we're trying our best not to put cussing in here OR IF YOU DON'T TRY I'LL KILLYOUR SORRY --- .
Peach got fired and was sent to stay with dun dun dun.. BARNEY AND FRIENDS!
Peach: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAKS OF HELL!
What if.... Ganondorf was a fashion model? ( or was pretending to be until..)
Host Guy: TODAY WE'RE GOING TO SEE THE ONE AND ONLY GANONDORF!
Ganondorf; * wearing obviously Peach's pink ( Peach: SO THAT'S WHERE IT IS! ) dress
Audience: *gasp*
Ganondorf:* talks girlishly* Don't I look so good?
Some Guy: you don't * cough * have make up!
Ganondorf: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * Sees Zelda using the make up * ZELDA! I'M GONNA KICK YOU'RE PUNY ---. * transforms into Gannon *
Zelda: crap...
Fin.
What if .. Mewtwo is an idiot?
Suddenly Kyogre came and did confuse ray on Mewtwo and left
Mewtwo:* laughs like an idiot *
Announcer: Today match will be Mewtwo vs. Ganondorf
Ganondorf: It's payback time Mewtwo!
In this specific 1 life match Mewtwo jumped off and died
Ganondorf: 0_o;
G&W: BEEP BEEP BAP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP SFSDV ( YOU SUCK MEW TWO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SFSDV ..)
Announcer: ROUND TWO!
Mewtwo: * laughs like an idiot* I will hee you ghastdhfjasukzlhufhsl;kugrhejkdfhgdfhgdhgjdfghdbgfghsdbfghfbghbjbghbfghfbjdf hbgjdbgjksdfbgkjsdfngksdfjngnksdfbgsdfnmbgdjgfgdhgkjkdngjklsdfbgkdjkdfjnhkjn fjhfhdfjfhjx;gmkfjngfilsnflkzhdfgkdjfhvdfkgjuhgvdjhgdfgjadhfgcajvhdfbgakdfjg ajsbvfjhasef
Ganondorf: -_-; shut up. * charges Warlock punch *
Mewtwo: * breaks from confusion but got KO'D.)
Announcer: THIS GAME'S WINNER IS GANONDORF!
Kyogre: ( with translator ) heheheh........stooopid.
Fin.
What if..... Roy and Marth were um. uhh .well. hair salon workers?
Woman in chair: HURRY UP YOU DUMBASS WORKERS!
Roy: we're almost done ma'am we just need to put-
Marth: gel.
Woman in chair: * gasp * NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GEL IS MY WORST NIGHTMARE!
Roy: but you asked us to put some on your hair! Marth: come on! It can't hurt!
W.I.C ( woman in chair ) : NO! Besides, you're not supposed to do that.
Roy: but..
W.I.C: GET AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* runs out the door
Roy: You forgot to ask us for your refund.
Marth: I know what we could do with the money!
They both went to Astroworld.
Fin.
What if Link murdered G&W? ( By accident )
One day Link was cooking.
Link: laalalalalalalalalalalalLAAAAAAAAAAAAA! * starts chopping a steak with his sword since he lost the steak knife.. somewhere.*
Zelda: uh.. Link?
Link: No time Zelda, I'm cooking something * puts steak on the grill *
Zelda: But..
Link: I'm busy! * flips steak *
Zelda: can you..
Link: not finished yet! * puts steak sauce *
Zelda: bu-
Link: can you just hold on for 1 minute? * puts candles on table *
Zelda: Just..
Link: HOLD ON! * puts plates and forks, spoons, and knives. *
Link: Now I'm ready.
Zelda: you murdered G&W.
Link: So that's where it I- * saw G&W dead gasps and faints *
G&W: that was easy
Zelda: * faints *
G&W: I RULE THE WORLD BLARHARHARHARHARHAR * Link's sword falls on him and he's trapped * Damn it! Foiled again.
Fin.
What if ... Samus was a police officer ?
Samus: stoopid script.
Suddenly Mojo jojo ( the retarded monkey ) appeared SFX: dun dun dun
Mojo Jojo: I HAVE COME TO TAKE OVER NINTENDO MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Samus: -_- Shut up. * shoots missile *
Mojo jojo: hahahahahahahahahahahha huh?
CFX ( cheap effects ) : boom.
Fin.
What if Peach tried to forced Mario into doing the disturbing?
Peach: come on! The bed is right there! Mario: Hell-a no-------a
Peach: wow you're a real boyfriend.
Mario: ..
Peach: Mario, wake up!
Mario: ..
Peach: You can stop faking!
Mario: ..
Peach: come on! Please don't be dead!
Mario: ..
Peach: Mario is DEAD!
Mario: * sits up looks at Peach and..* boo.
Peach: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUIFHIFGAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! * faints *
Mario: heheheh....stooopid----------a
What If... Kirby is a marshmallow?
Some Guy: Hey look! I found a marshmallow! And it's round and plump.
Kirby: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!
Some Guy: And it can talk! Cool.
Kirby: Why you big bafoon I'll..
Some Guy: Now that's not nice! Talking round big round plump marshmallow!
Kirby: So?
Some Guy: I shall roast you!
Kirby: Hell no
Some Guy: Hell Yes!
Kirby: crap ..
Fin.
Disclaimer: If you still don't know, I don't own Nintendo or the Poke'mon Company But! I do own a GameCube, a GameBoy, and of course Poke'mon Sapphire. Now Prepare to enjoy the mini fic, Total Randomness.
Total Randomness ( I mean random! )
One day, the smashers were having peace and quiet until..
Rayquaza came and did an outrage attack
Smashers: ow.
Then elephants fell from the sky and started hitting the earth
Then Barney and friends started attacking the SSBM building
Luigi: Holy Crap! It's Barney and friends!
Britney Spears appeared out of nowhere and walked toward them
Mewtwo: NOT BRITNEY SPEARS! Smashers: Hell no!
Vegetables came from the kitchen and attacked
Pichu: Pichu pi! ( My vegetables! )
A mutant cookie came from Outer Space for some reason and attacked With his cookie ray.
Kirby: hey it tastes good!
m. cookie: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Then a tree fell on the Smashers!
Smashers: ow.
Peach: WE'RE BEING PUT THROUGH TORTURE!
A Gyarados came and did Hyper Beam.
Smashers: ow.
Master Hand: SHUT UP!
Every thing except the wild pokemon: 0_0
Master Hand: LEAVE NOW! Oh yeah, pokemon eat Barney and friends
Pokemon: * drool *
Barney and friends: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Master Hand: Here is your new baby sitter and no funny stuff
Crazy Hand: HeLlO!
Smashers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
End.