If you take Davis's Goggles
If you take his goggles
Then there's really nothing left
Except for that hair
That and his head of air
Because he's just so deft
However
If you give Davis his goggles
He's still not very smart
But now's way cooler
And hey it's a start
His bangs aren't in his eyes
So he can see his fries
And get them in his mouth
In stead of going south
And getting them on his shirt
Along with all that dirt
From when he fell
With his goggles he's all cool
But with out them he's just a digifool
So you gotta like him
No matter how dense
Cause occasionally something makes sense
Which is why he's the leader
And not the avid reader
And he can kick a ball
And still take a fall
And now that's the end
So all the hate mail you may send