"Hey – why don't we have a quick game of Blitzball?" Wakka jumped up suddenly, surprising the people around him, "It'll lighten the mood!"
"I don't think now is the best time for that?" Lulu replied in her usual monotone voice.
"Why not?" Wakka slumped his shoulders a little, sure Lulu wouldn't ever play but Tidus and Rikku would. Auron probably would too, and if he could convince Yuna to play Khimari would join in the game!
"Well, we're kind of in the middle of a battle here you idiot!" Tidus replied.
"So? We're always in battles – every other step there's battle." Wakka sulked.
"He does have a point you know." Rikku spoke, "And how come only three of us ever fight at one time? Wouldn't it make more sense if we all attacked at once?"
"No Rikku, that is not how the game works?" Auron spoke up.
"Umm – hello! We're in the middle of a battle here – can't we discuss this later?" Tidus yelled, thrusting his sword into small dog-like creature, "Wait – did you say game?"
"No. You heard wrong." Auron replied quickly, also attacking a dog-like creature, this one, however, was much larger.
"No, I heard you say game too!" Yuna spoke up, "Sir Auron, what do you mean by game?"
"I umm … err – oh no, they're on to us!" Auron suddenly dropped his sword and began to run away down the side of the snowy mountain, shouting after him "Khimari – destroy them all, they know too much!"
Everyone stood there, their brains not quite taking in what they'd just seen. They'd have continued to stare in direction where Auron had run into had Khimari not spoken, "Umm, Khimari not know of what Auron speaks."
"Hey tell us what you know! What did Auron mean by what he just said?" Tidus confronted the large creature, "Come on speak up you big blue err, dog … thing!" Tidus could never actually remember the fact that Khimari was a Ronso and in fact not a 'blue dog thing'.
"Khimari not know. Umm, Khimari must go now." And with that Khimari grabbed Yuna and ran in the same direction as Auron had previously gone.
"Is anyone else as confused as I am right – ACK!" Tidus' sentence was cut short as a Blitzball hit him in the back of the head, knocking him unconscious.
"THAT'S FOR CALLING ME AN IDIOT EY!" Wakka yelled, jumped around and then fell to the floor.
"Wakka! Ahh – what just happened to him?" Rikku shouted frantically, "Why did he just collapse?"
"His brain exploded." Lulu replied calmly as she began walking away, toward the edge of the cliff, "Bye bye Rikku." And then she jumped off the cliff.
"O … K" Rikku muttered, confused as anything by what she'd just seen, "Oh well, if ya can't beat 'em, join 'em!" She decided that, like Lulu, she was going to jump off the cliff edge. She DID want to be like Lulu after all.
A few moments later Khimari reappeared up the mountain and took Tidus' limp body away. "Khimari have good wife now." He muttered to himself as he wandered back down the mountain.