How A Gundam Pilot Eats A Reese's Peanut Butter Cup
by Tasuki
How 01 eats a RPBC...
Heero stands in the middle of the room, silent. A speaker crackles to life off to the side.
"Heero, your mission is to get rid of that RPBC on the table."
Heero nods as a RPBC appears on the table.
"Mission...Accepted."
Heero pulls out his gun and shoots the RPBC.
The speaker is still on, and Duo's voice can be heard muttering,
"It's just like Heero to shoot a RPBC instead of eating it."
There's No Wrong Way...
A RPBC is shown on its side, a bullet hole right in the center. Peanut butter blood is oozing from the wound.
...To Eat A Reese's.
How 02 eats a RPBC...
Duo walks into the kitchen, searching for a snack. Suddenly, he spots the RPBC sitting on the counter.
"Yes!" he yells, and grabs the chocolate confection. Unwrapping the candy, he stuffs it into his mouth, grinning.
"Mmm, good."
He walks off, apparently to see if he can find any more RPBCs.
There's No Wrong Way...
The RPBC is shown wearing a black cape and holding a scythe.
...To Eat A Reese's.
How 03 and 04 eat a RPBC...
"Trowa! Trowa!" a voice yells down the hall. Trowa, in the library, looks up.
"I'm in here," he says, laying down the book he was reading.
"Hey Trowa! Have you ever eaten a RPBC?" asks Quatra.
"No, Little One, I haven't," Trowa responds, smiling.
"Well, here! Try one," says Quatra as he hands a RPBC to Trowa.
Trowa tries it.
"Hey, this isn't bad!"
"Heehee, I knew you'd like it!"
"Well, there's something I'd like better right about now," says Trowa, a gleam in his eye.
"What?"
"Why don't we go to our bedroom and I'll show you."
"I didn't know chocolate made you horny, Trowa!"
Um, There's No Wrong Way...
A Reese's cup is shown sitting on a bed, blushing.
...To Eat A Reese's.
How 05 eats a RPBC...
"Hmph! Baka onna," mutters Wufei as he practices his jumps and kicks and whirls around his katana for good measure.
"Hey Wufei! Heads up!" yells a voice that Wufei instantly recognizes as Duo's, and slices at the air as a small brown disk comes flying through the air.
"?" Wufei looks surprised as six pieces of chocolate and peanut butter land in his hand. He shrugs, and eats them.
There's No Wrong Way...
A Reese's is shown sitting on top of Wufei's katana, trembling.
...To Eat A Reese's.
That's all for now!
by Tasuki
How 01 eats a RPBC...
Heero stands in the middle of the room, silent. A speaker crackles to life off to the side.
"Heero, your mission is to get rid of that RPBC on the table."
Heero nods as a RPBC appears on the table.
"Mission...Accepted."
Heero pulls out his gun and shoots the RPBC.
The speaker is still on, and Duo's voice can be heard muttering,
"It's just like Heero to shoot a RPBC instead of eating it."
There's No Wrong Way...
A RPBC is shown on its side, a bullet hole right in the center. Peanut butter blood is oozing from the wound.
...To Eat A Reese's.
How 02 eats a RPBC...
Duo walks into the kitchen, searching for a snack. Suddenly, he spots the RPBC sitting on the counter.
"Yes!" he yells, and grabs the chocolate confection. Unwrapping the candy, he stuffs it into his mouth, grinning.
"Mmm, good."
He walks off, apparently to see if he can find any more RPBCs.
There's No Wrong Way...
The RPBC is shown wearing a black cape and holding a scythe.
...To Eat A Reese's.
How 03 and 04 eat a RPBC...
"Trowa! Trowa!" a voice yells down the hall. Trowa, in the library, looks up.
"I'm in here," he says, laying down the book he was reading.
"Hey Trowa! Have you ever eaten a RPBC?" asks Quatra.
"No, Little One, I haven't," Trowa responds, smiling.
"Well, here! Try one," says Quatra as he hands a RPBC to Trowa.
Trowa tries it.
"Hey, this isn't bad!"
"Heehee, I knew you'd like it!"
"Well, there's something I'd like better right about now," says Trowa, a gleam in his eye.
"What?"
"Why don't we go to our bedroom and I'll show you."
"I didn't know chocolate made you horny, Trowa!"
Um, There's No Wrong Way...
A Reese's cup is shown sitting on a bed, blushing.
...To Eat A Reese's.
How 05 eats a RPBC...
"Hmph! Baka onna," mutters Wufei as he practices his jumps and kicks and whirls around his katana for good measure.
"Hey Wufei! Heads up!" yells a voice that Wufei instantly recognizes as Duo's, and slices at the air as a small brown disk comes flying through the air.
"?" Wufei looks surprised as six pieces of chocolate and peanut butter land in his hand. He shrugs, and eats them.
There's No Wrong Way...
A Reese's is shown sitting on top of Wufei's katana, trembling.
...To Eat A Reese's.
That's all for now!