A/N: While The Kazekage of Suna and Sandfang22 were at the verge of killing my ass, I got a new idea to make my avatar in a story to life... on paper or internet paper or... WHATEVER! Please review, and tell me how you like this!


Prologue

I'm so bored inside my beloved dark castle, so bored of the same scary creatures of the night, so bored with EVERYTHING! *Sighs*. Why can't I have some adventure? Something to cease my boredom once and for all! I look forward, putting my arm on my chair arm and put my fist against my jaw. Sitting upon my throne, I sit here bored as my joker by the name of Uzumaki Naruto performed for me. He has blonde hair, baby blue eyes, tan skin, and wearing a joker outfit with a bright yellow square pattern along with a dull shade of yellow. He also has thick whisker marks upon his cheeks, making him look like a cat or fox. Whatever, I don't really care. I turn my head to see my butler, Kankuro, at my side holding out my cell phone and say, "My Lord, Master Kakashi wishes to talk to you." I grab the phone off the platter I told Kankuro to do for now on and flip my phone.

"Kakashi?"

"Yes, I'm outside your castle. I wish to see you in private."

"What for? More slaves?"

"No, no. An object."

"Hn, fine then."

I hung up and throw the cell phone, but I know that my butler caught it and put it back in his pocket. I order Uzumaki to stop and go back to his room, like always… he obeys and goes back to his room without a word. No one ever dares to oppose me, why not?! There's no law, but everyone fears me and will follow whatever I say. I grab my dark purple cloak and gray gourd and put them on, covering my entire body except my upper face and some of my head. I look at the mirror, my hair is a vibrant orange, and my right eye is green while my left eye is red. My tattoo on my left side of my forehead is a heart, bleeding and going down my left eye… making it look scary and awesome. I turn away from the mirror and open my grand black doors with my iron sand, then we walk out to the rain and dark skies with Kankuro holding out an umbrella over me. We see Kakashi covering part of his face as usual, wearing a brown cloak and holding out a box with markings of some sort of beasts I've never seen before.

"I wanted to give you this, Master Gaara."

"Master Kakashi, being away from your Kingdom is not a smart thing to do when alone."

"I thought I should give you this, though. I assure I'm well protected."

I raise a nonexistent eyebrow, and take a look at the intriguing box. I open the box, seeing…!

Somewhere strange…

Damn it to Hell! What the fuck did Kakashi give me?! I open my eyes to see a bright candle light. I cover my eyes, I've never seen a candle burning that bright! I open my eyes and my vision clears as I see that it wasn't a candle, it's the thing in my folklore books.

"A sun? But… how?!"

I can't believe it, it's… OW! I hiss and put my purple cloak over my head, while I hear Kankuro groaning not too far away from me. I stand up and say, "Kankuro, don't stare at the sun! It's far too bright then I imagined." I hear him get up, and say, "Master Gaara, where are we? What is this object we stand?" I make a face, then look down at my feet. Seeing the little rocks, I put my hand on them. My lavender glove is then covered in it as I bring it back up, making my say, "What is this? Looks like my iron sand. Sand! Kankuro, this is sand from the folklore Mother told me… never mind." I don't want to talk about my mother, she tried to kill me many times by assassination. My father died because he loved me, but my mother wanted me dead and so I killed her. Never mind, why am I even telling peasants like yourselves?! Suddenly, I turn around to see six people wearing clothing I can't understand. Then, before me… is a man who almost looks just like me. With a gourd and insomniac eyes, skin and lips!

"Who are you?"

My jaw, for the first time, dropped. Even the same voice! My butler then stands up and dusts himself off and introduces himself and I: "I am Kankuro, the butler. This is Master Gaara, the King of the Village of Darkness." I uncover my face, to see my other me. Next to him looks like my butler except he has a black suit on and has cat ears, next to him is what looks like my joker. But he had a darker shade of blue eyes and his whiskers are thinner, next to him is a woman that looks like my dead maid. But she has four ponytails on and she has a big fan behind her back, and next to her looks exactly like Master Kakashi! I step forth, but stop. He's wearing clothing completely to me, I shouldn't trust him. Next to him, is a pink haired girl who looks annoying. So I uncover my face, making the blonde gasp!

"Gaara! That guy looks like you but as if you in circus version!"

I look at him, how dare he insult me?! But, I turn to this "Gaara". He has red hair, both his eyes are green, and his tattoo is a different symbol but the same meaning. I makes a wide grin, and say, "My, my. Kankuro, this has gotten interesting! Yes, things got interesting!"