(Chapter 1: Rough Start)
Compared to everyone else I'm not all that special as I don't have magic, I can't control the elements like I'm in Avatar the Last Airbender, I don't have some special weapons and I'm not crazy strong monster or God or what the hell ever. All I really am is some guy who has super strength and durability in other words I'm a fucking juggernaut so what that means for people who get in my way is that I can punch them through a wall and take whatever they can hit me with
So here I am as this is my story of who I am and what will and shall happen to me as, all I know how to do is fight as it's how I've made a living for myself besides the money my parents left me with before they passed. As all I've got is a backpack loaded full of cash to keep me going and live comfortably, the strength to beat the living shit out of people who get in the hell of what I want in life and the will to make something out of myself so strap in as this is gonna be a long one.
(Kuoh Academy, September 8th 2015, 8:15 Am)
It was 15 minutes after 8 as a 2002 Chevrolet Impala in dark blue with twin black stripes across the hood as it drove through traffic like a speed demon as it raced through traffic until it stopped in the school parking lot of Kuoh Academy. As a figure quickly got out of it and grabbed his backpack and bolted as he ran into the school building at not wanting to be later than the 10 minutes he already was.
It wasn't long before the found his homeroom and opened it as he walked in and set his backpack down as the classroom got a look at the person who had just entered their homeroom as they heard a new student had enrolled and heard he was late for roll call and assumed it was him.
"I assume you're our new student?" The teacher asked as he had to look up at the teenager before him who stood quite a good deal bigger than him
"Yes I'm him and sorry I'm late as traffic was hell too get through which was why I was late." The figure informed his teacher in a noticeable Swedish as he gave him a late pass the office gave him
"Well I can't fault you for that and the late pass looks legit and I understand how that is." The teacher replied as he nodded
"Anyways you want to introduce yourself?" The teacher told him
"Oh yeah my name is Derrick Davidson I'm originally from Gothenburg, Sweden however due to some circumstances I've been in a few places around the world gotten to meet some great people and look forwards to having a good time here at the Academy." The now named Derrick spoke as he introduced himself to the classroom
He was of 17 years of age with short black hair with an iron gray tint to it with dark blue grey eyes and skin that was a few shades darker than a normal person with him having a rigid jaw-line and slightly prominent brow ridge with him having on two noticeable tattoos of the Major Arcana on his hands with the one for strength on his right and judgement on the left both in cobalt blue. He stood at 6 foot even and had the stereotypical build of a brawler and street fighter with him having broad shoulders and barrel chested with him being very muscular showing that he enjoyed heavy duty physical activity.
As he wore the Kuoh Academy male uniform however, he forgone the tie and dress shirt and underneath the blazer wore a Revocation t-shirt of their latest album on the front as with it he wore with a pair of white and blue sneakers
"Well class I hope all of you will treat Mr. Davidson fairly as he is our new transfer student." The teacher spoke as had a small smile on his face
"Huh maybe enrolling in school wasn't such a bad idea after all." Derrick thought to himself as he was hearing comments from the girls about how handsome and how he had the whole bad boy look going for him
It would be two class periods later where would be roaming the school grounds since he had a free period as he was walking throughout with headphones on listening to Halo of Blood by Children of Bodom when he saw something that caught his attention that being of two boys with one being bald and barely having any noticeable athleticism in his body and the other having glasses and black hair. As these two were the infamous Perverted Duo of Kuoh Academy known as Matsuda and Motohama who unknown to Derrick were once again peaking into the girl's locker room and Derrick wondering what they were doing walked over and decided to take a look.
"Just what the hell are you two doing?" Derrick asked wondering what the two were looking at
"What the hell does it look like we're doing we're looking at some fine ass and titites." Matsuda told him shamelessly as he continued to look into the window
"And from what we're looking at we've hit the jackpot as, finally we've got a chance to look at the kendo girls and not get our shit kicked in." Motohama said as finally they had a chance to look at all of this without getting in trouble
"You mind if I help with that." Derrick spoke as he went in-between the two
"Go right ahead fellow pervert." Matsuda told him hoping they could make their Perverted Duo a trio as they saw him lift up the window
"HEY NAKED GIRLS THEIR ARE THESE PERVERTS HERE THAT WERE SPYING ON YOU AND THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW THAT!" Derrick yelled into the locker room as dozens of eyes locked onto Matsuda and Motohama
"You guys are welcome now you can look at them up close and personal." Derrick told the two as he calmly walked away and put his headphones back on
Derrick proceeded to watch with hilarity as the two perverts were chased around and subsequently beaten by the Kendo Club as while he wasn't a pervert he did have a very high sex drive besides to him what's the point of peeping on girls because in his point of view unless you can actually get the real thing their isn't any point of watching girls get naked. So with that in mind he went to a nearby bench and watched them continue to beat up the two perverts as he sat down and got a Hershey bar out of his backpack and watched in amusement until they were bruised and unconscious as the two who looked like their leaders came up to him.
"Hello what can I do for the two of you?" Derrick asked the two who he remembered from his second class with their names being Katase and Murayama
"We just wanted to thank you for stopping those perverts." Katase thanked Derrick who was now eating his 2nd Hershey bar
"It's no problem besides they looked like idiots anyways." Derrick responded as he was still eating his Hershey bar
"You've no idea how much a pain they've been and how much of a bane they've been to nearly every girl here at the academy as it's though they never learn." Katase spoke again as no matter how many times they warded them off they just would go away
"So they're the equivalent to cockroaches basically." Derrick surmised as every last one of the girls in the Kendo Club nodded
"Besides is there anything else any of you would want to ask me about?" Derrick asked the Kendo Club Girls
"Are you a pervert like those two?" Murayama questioned wanting to know if he was like one of them
"No since I don't see the point in being one if I can't have the thing that I'd be allegedly peeping at if that makes any sense." Derrick told them as he saw no real point in being a pervert
"Ok just wanted to make sure and once again thank you." Murayama spoke with thanks
"No problem and have a nice day." Derrick told them as they bowed with thanks and left him
They all left as Derrick was about to open up a 3rd candy bar when he saw a girl about 2 years younger that he vaguely recognized from somewhere yet couldn't place it as she was nearly two feet shorter than he was with golden hazel eyes, short silver hair that went to her face and looked relatively harmless as stared at him.
"Can I help you with something?" Derrick asked the young girl
"Can I have your candy bar please?" The girl asked innocently enough
"Sure why not as I've got more and what's your name." Derrick answered as he gave her the candy bar and reached into his bag and pulled out another one
"My name is Koneko nice to meet you." Koneko said introducing herself as she unwrapped the candy bar and took a bite out of it
"Well I'm Derrick nice to meet you." Derrick replied to the small girl as he continued to eat his candy bar
"So Koneko why of all people did you want to talk me exactly as besides candy bars I've really nothing else to offer?" Derrick asked wondering what the short girl wanted or expected from him
"You seem like a nice enough of guy to talk to besides you've done everyone else here a huge favor by dealing with those two perverts." Koneko told him in disdain over the infamous duo
"Those two really aren't popular here at all are they?" Derrick asked as the two must really be unpopular to have such a great disdain
"This use to be a girl's school until a few years ago and then it became co-ed and those two perverts who had just been beaten by the Kendo Club have been peeping and trying to have their way with any girl here since they got here in short they're the bane to every girl at this academy." Koneko explained as to every girl here at the school the Perverted Duo were public enemy number 1
"Well add that to the list of people I will forever stay away from." Derrick spoke before he looked at his watch and cursed
"Well as much as I'd like to continue talking with you my final class starts in 12 minutes so I have to go it was nice talking to you by the way." Derrick spoke as he got up to go
"It was nice meeting with you too and thank you for the candy." Koneko said as Derrick went to his next class
"It's no problem and have a nice day." Derrick spoke before he threw Koneko a Reece's Pieces that she caught as he began running towards his next class
"I swear it feels like I've seen him before I can't remember where, but I know I've seen him." Koneko thought to herself before she tore her way into the Reece's Pieces
(2 days later, Kuoh Town, 5:43 PM, September 10th 2015)
It was in the evening as Derrick had just got done getting groceries for later as he was now just taking a walk around town to clear his head of some rather unwanted thoughts and memories as now he was just standing on a bridge to just take some time out of the day to watch the nice sunset.
"Man today sure is a nice day out." Derrick thought as he watched the sunset
"Hey excuse me for a moment." A voice spoke up with some timidity
Derrick looked to see a young girl in her late teens with waist length black hair, dark violet eyes, fair skin that was nearly pale with an innocent face that was quite cute however, her body was anything but with large breasts, curvaceous almost hourglass figure, a very noticeable ass and long slender legs that made the Swede wonder what in the hell were the feeding the girls here in this town. As she wore a school uniform that consisted of a dark red jacket with a gold P embroidered on the right breast pocket with a white shirt underneath it all as she also wore a green skirt, white knee high socks and black dress shoes.
"Yeah sure how can I help you?" Derrick asked the young woman in front of him
"My name is Yuuma and I was wondering if you'd be my boyfriend and go out with me." The now named Yuuma told him in an almost shy manner
"No thank you." Derrick replied as the fact that a girl that met him not even minutes ago wanted to go out with him set off danger signals in his brain
"But why not is there something wrong?" Yuuma asked wondering why this boy wouldn't go out with her
"Well how about the fact that I not only just met you not even 5 minutes ago but, I don't even really know you all that well so being your boyfriend and going on a date with you is a no go." Derrick responded as he quirked an eyebrow as he felt a brief spike in killer intent and negative emotion from Yuuma
"But please go out on a date with me I swear you'll have a good time." Yuuma pleaded with the Swede as she was determined to get him to go out with her
"No I don't want to go out with you as, look you seem like a relatively nice girl and you're most certainly attractive without a doubt so why don't you go see some other guys around town as I'm sure they'd love to go out with a girl like you." Derrick responded as while he wasn't interested in going out with the girl he was sure a bunch of other guys would want her
"Why won't you go out with me aren't I attractive enough?" Yuuma questioned as Derrick remained unfazed
"No you look stunning without a shadow of a doubt." Derrick answered back as he knew that the Perverted Duo would be all over her like stink on shit
"Then why won't you go out with me as after all if you do then I promise I can make our date very memorable." Yuuma spoke as she sauntered closer to Derrick and pressed her large bust against his broad chest
"So what do you say will you go out with me as I can assure you that our date will be one to die for." Yuuma purred seductively trying to charm him into getting a date with him however, he remained resolute
"Do you really think that I'm able to be that easily swayed, as I said no and that will be and stay my answer no matter how many times you try to convince me otherwise because you can look like Scarlett Johannson and Salma Hayek or better yet Meagan Goode and I still wouldn't go out with you because I barely even know you. So I will say this again I will not go out with at all as go peddle that seducer crap somewhere else because I ain't buying it by a longshot and what made you think that I even wanted a girlfriend as, to be honest I'm quite perfectly fine with being single as of right now so just leave me alone." Derrick briefly ranted in irritation as he was getting annoyed at how this girl refused to take no for an honest answer as he was more focused about getting through school in one piece than having a love life
"Now then if you don't mind I have to go home and do chores, so while it was nice meeting you Yuuma do well to remember to take no for an answer because desperation is extremely unbecoming and a definite turn off for guys." Derrick spoke as he took out a Hershey bar and began to eat it
"Wait a minute won't you at least give it another thought at least think about it I promise I can make it worth your while." Yuuma exclaimed as Derrick brushed past her unfazed by her attempts to further seduce and coerce him into going out with her
"I don't care now goodbye and find someone else as I'm really not interested in you besides I really don't see what appeal you have that could make it worth my wasting a Saturday with you." Derrick replied bluntly as he walked back home leaving a fuming Yuuma behind him who was red faced
"It would've been easier if you just accepted now it's gonna be the hard way." Yuuma muttered to herself as a spike in killer intent was sensed
"Besides you'll pay for denying me as I'm refuse be rejected by some low class human with a sacred gear." Yuuma thought almost murderously at being rejected by Derrick as her pride wouldn't stand for this
Soon enough there was a sudden bright light and whooshing sound as the sound of wings was heard flapping away as glossy black feathers fell down to the bridge as Yuuma's cruel laughter was heard.
(2 days later, September 12th 2015, Kuoh Town, 8:40 Pm)
It was a Saturday night as Derrick was now at a park and had a consistently good day as, he got himself new clothes, got some new CD's, went to the local comic book store for some Green Lantern and Venom issues, get some lunch and lastly buy some new posters for his bedroom. As now he was at one of the few parks in this town and sitting on a park bench eating a Hershey bar and just enjoying a nice autumn night by himself as he had to admit that it felt nice just having some peace and quiet for once.
"This is nice just a quiet night alone and nobody to bother me." Derrick thought to himself as it felt nice being in the park alone
"Now then I'll stay here for about another half hour maybe 45 minutes and then I'll go home and play some SWTOR and turn in afterwards." Derrick listed off to himself before he felt something off
"What in the hell is going on?" Derrick wondered as he saw the usual starry sky become warped and turn a deep indigo and dark rose pink color
"Hello there Derrick." Yuuma spoke as she appeared sitting on the fountain
"What the hell are you doing here and what the hell is going on here?" Derrick questioned the black haired girl who looked at him with an almost ominous expression
"I told you I'd give you something to die for wouldn't I and I never disappoint." Yuuma spoke as she hopped off the fountain with her hands over her hips
"Look I don't know what the hell you're playing at but, go bother someone else because I'm not in the mood for any shenanigans." Derrick told her as he wasn't in the mood for any fucking around
"Well you rejected my offer to go on a date with me and I hate being turned down which is why I'm going to give you something that truly is to die for." Yuuma spoke as Derrick rolled his eyes
"Look if you're gonna show me something then do it already because you're fucking boring me and I don't really have time for someone who looks like a two bit pornstar." Derrick told her as a vein of anger popped out of Yuuma's forehead
"You're gonna regret that." Yuuma thought as she a bright light surrounded her
As she soon transformed into a slightly taller and more mature looking version of herself that was in what could only be described as a dominatrix outfit that made Derrick wonder if she had a bondage fetish that made him cringe as two black wings appeared out of her back.
"So is this it you turn into a stripper with wings because I gotta say not really impressed because seriously you aren't that impressive that and you also look like a BDSM wet dream." Derrick said as if this was the big reveal she was hinting at he was very disappointed
"You know I was gonna have a little fun with you but, that little comment just pissed it away." Yuuma told him as she conjured a spear of dark rose colored light and hurled it at Derrick and smirked as it hit him dead in the chest as he tumbled over from being caught off guard
"That showed him as he has no one to blame but God for giving him that sacred gear that got him in trouble." Yuuma thought to herself
"Hey you ruined my one of my favorite t-shirts you fucking tramp!" Derrick exclaimed as he had a large half dollar sized hole in his Spiderman t-shirt in the dead center of his chest
"That's impossible how are you still standing you should be dead so how are you standing?!" Yuuma demanded in shock and outrage that a mere human could withstand a light spear from such a close range and be relatively unscathed
"I think the better question is why did you just try to kill me because I mean I know I rejected you but, that doesn't warrant you trying to put a hole in my chest." Derrick spoke in irritation as he walked over to a nearby tree
"Like I'll tell you anything as all you did was get lucky and nothing else because once I'm through with you you'll wish that you were dead." Yuuma said smugly with a dark and murderous look on her face
That was until she saw Derrick use his left hand to with hardly any effort rip a maple tree out of the ground roots and all without any strain on his face before he proceeded to use it like an oversized baseball bat and smack her with it sending her high into the air and bloodying her mouth greatly as the blow knocked out a good number of her teeth.
"You know I really didn't want to have to fight or beat up anything on my first two weeks of moving to a new place but, apparently you have a damn deathwish." Derrick called out as he easily hefted the tree above him and chucked it at Yuuma like it was a softball
"Like I'll be defeated by a human like you, for I'm a fallen angel and will not be defeated by a human." Yuuma boasted as she evaded the tree flying after her
"Don't care just gonna kill you now." Derrick said from behind her as he wrapped his arms around her with the death grip of an anaconda and proceeded to squeeze like a vice
As he then proceeded to piledriver her back down to the ground at increasingly rapid speeds before plummeting into the ground hard enough that a sizable crater was formed as dust was formed as the fallen angel now had scrapes on her body as well as what felt like a minor concussion as her vision was doing its best to clear itself.
"You know I don't see why you thought it'd be a good idea to kill me since all I really even did was say I didn't want to go out with you and here I thought I took rejection bad, but you take the cake." Derrick spoke from the dust that began to clear showing that he was unscathed and eating his Hershey bar
"Just wait till I get my hands on you then you'll be sorry." Yuuma snarled as she beat her wings and lifted herself out of the crater
"You know I'm hearing you say stuff but, I'm not seeing you do anything to back it up." Derrick responded still munching on his Hershey bar
"I'll show him." Yuuma thought as she bolted after him with a light spear in hand that was stopped in its tracks by Derrick grabbing said arm
"Is this the best you've got because I'm not really impressed besides did you really think this little light show could stop me." Derrick said as to prove a point he squeezed on her arm until not only did the light spear dissipate but until he heard a bone break
"Now then what I want to know is why you're trying to kill me." Derrick spoke squeezing harder on the arm as another bone was broken
"Fuck you I won't tell you nothing." Yuuma spat in defiance before Derrick lifted her up to his face
"Then what good to me if you won't tell me anything because the only reason why you're even remotely alive is because you have information that I know you're keeping." Derrick told her as he threw her up against a tree
"So tell me why you're trying to kill me and you get to live, you don't and you'll die it's really that simple." Derrick spoke as he calmly walked towards her
"This is impossible I'm Raynare a fallen angel and yet this human who has a fucking sacred gear is doing this to me." Yuuma or rather Raynare thought in outrage as she summoned light spears and began hurling one after another at him
However, it was to no avail as he just swatted them away like they were flies before he punched her hard in the chest for her sternum to nearly collapse as she felt it nearly impossible to breath before Derrick grabbed her by her hair
"Now then I'm just gonna ask you this one more time and you better answer correctly; why the hell did you try to kill me?" Derrick questioned as Raynare coughed up blood as a very large fist shaped bruise on her sternum
"You'll find out…...when you die…..you still have the..others to worry….about." Raynare spoke with a bloody smirk
"Well since you like being a dumbass then you're no longer useful to me." Derrick spoke as he reared his fist back
With that he propped the hardly breathing Raynare against a tree before rearing his fist back and punching her so hard in the face that it exploded into chunks of skull, flesh and brain as blood spurted out of the corpse that slumped over to the side
"Well my night was just fucking ruined." Derrick spoke as he shook the blood and gore off of his hand as he walked away
Yet unbeknownst to him a girl with long crimson hair and teal eyes had just seen him dismantle the fallen angel with ease as she had intended on recruiting him to her side when the fallen angel killed him but, after seeing this she knew that she had to have him on her side before she teleported away in a flash of bright red.
(The next morning, September 13th 2015, 9:45 Am, Davidson House)
It was a quarter til 10 in the morning as Derrick after having a long night when he drove off and dumped the fallen angel's body in a construction sight under a few feet of concrete where nobody would find her as he was now waking up to start the day.
"Alright time to go and make breakfast." Derrick spoke as he yawned before he put his hand on something that made him look at the bed
"What the hell?" Derrick asked himself as he squeezed the pillow like object and heard a moan
That was when he ripped off the covers to see a girl about his age with waist length crimson hair, fair skin, and almost devilishly beautiful face and a body that would make even some top tier pornstars jealous and what was worse was that she was sleeping fucking naked in his bed as he knew this girl as Rias Gremory one of the 4 most popular girls at the Academy
"Oh hell no am I allowing this shit." Derrick thought as he walked over to his window and opened it
He then picked up Rias's body and hefted over his head and then threw her out of the window of his house like she was a football and watched as she was awoke by her crashing to the ground as he proceeded to throw her clothes outside as well
"Stay the hell out of my house you fucking weirdo." Derrick spoke throwing the rest of her clothes out onto the lawn
"Don't you know who I am and why would you throw me out of your house?!" Rias yelled as Derrick just glared at her
"Because one you're some random ass girl who comes into my house naked and sleeps in my bed without my permission and two I don't even know or like you so fuck off or next time I'm calling the cops and having you arrested for home invasion." Derrick told her as he wasn't gonna have someone just pop into his house all unannounced as he's seen to many new stories where shit like this happens and then said guy gets chopped the hell up
"You wouldn't dare call the police on me." Rias said thinking he wouldn't have her arrested
"I don't give a shit who you are or how popular you are all I know is that you're trespassing on my property now you can either go willingly or you can be carried off in a cop car and be arrested for not only home invasion and trespassing but, also for public indecency so unless you want any of that then I suggest you put some damn clothes on and march red riding bitch." Derrick spoke as he wouldn't have some random stranger he barely knew trespass on his property if he could help it
"Fine then but, you were missing out on a great opportunity." Rias huffed as she got her clothes on and stormed away in agitation and irritation at being denied
"That's what I thought and now I can start some fucking breakfast because damn am I starving." Derrick said under his breath as he got up and went downstairs
Meanwhile Rias was still storming off angry that she'd not only been denied but, also being throw out like she was some common street whore as she refused to be denied as she was the Heiress to the House of Gremory and she refused to let something stand in her way
"Just you wait you'll be on my side soon enough." Rias thought with a determined smirk before teleporting away in a magical circle
So then this begins the story of our protagonist who's not only killed a fallen angel but, has also caught Rias's eye in her wanting him to join her peerage well find out what will happen in the new chapters of Just a Strong son Of a Bitch
Well I'm back from the dead and feeling good as this is Pravus666 here to say he's back in action and the reason for my hiatus is because of some stuff happening to me as of last year which has been the reason for my hiatus in general. That being getting my Eagle Scout award in boy scouts that I've worked several years to get denied to me on a technicality, finding out I have anemia , getting dumped over text by my girlfriend who had her brother do that to me and to top it off this January finding out my grandma got cancer which thankfully they've managed to treat it as it's in its early stages but you guys get the idea. Anyways let's get to what's happened here in my first ever Highschool DXD story as I've gotten quite interested in the fandom despite the anime being somewhat of a clusterfuck it was the light novels that actually got me into it until I decided to make my own story
Well yes this is a self insert story with my OC being known as Derrick Davidson as I've always wanted to try a self insert story and what better way than have it be a Highschool DXD one where the sky's the limit and yeah Issei is being replaced by my self insert so sue me besides don't flame at me for doing it when every other author in a fandom on this site has done it before. Besides it'll be a nice change of pace besides seeing another story with Issei being a perv and going through the same things in canon as it gets tiring and stagnating seeing the same thing over and over again
Onto the next part with Derrick rejecting Raynare which to me I was something that weirded me out from the start as you have this amazingly hot girl just walk up and ask you if you want to be her boyfriend mind you that you don't know shit about her as before you canon lovers start yelling at me that I should've included the date scene with him and Raynare. Here's my thing that he had every right to reject her because to him he didn't want to date a girl that would pull a Casey Anthony at her worst and chop him the fuck up or go on this date as an elaborate joke to her friends add that he doesn't know her at all and you've got why he didn't bother to go out with her
Also hope you guys like the whole Derrick curbstomping Raynare as I get tired of reading about how (insert name here) gets repeatedly impaled by Raynare and resurrected by Rias over and over again as its gets boring to read when almost every story on Highschool DXD that involves Issei or an OC does this repetitively to where it's just an eyesore to read and people skip over. Therefore I've had Derrick curbstomp her into the ground after which he gave her chances to tell him why she was out to get him and by the way Derrick is not gonna be a Gary Stu as he does have his weaknesses as all he has is his super strength and durability as like I stated in the intro that's all he has with him
Finally we've got the whole scene which I found hilarious where Derrick finds Rias in his house and then proceeds to tell her to get the hell off his property or be arrested by the authorities which is still hilarious to me because with nearly every other Highschool DXD story that involves Rias here on the site basically absolves her of nearly any form of consequences because bullshit reasons. Therefore expect for Rias to be getting knocked off her high horse and realizing that just because she's the heiress to the Gremory house doesn't mean she's exempt from real world consequences because of her actions so expect some of that later down the road
Also I'd like to say special thanks to the people who've talked with me and helped me get through my hiatus you're thanks is much appreciated as you people are the true MVP's as you know who you are and I say thank you and for those that don't know who they are here's their names and while some of them don't have stories out that doesn't mean they aren't good people (Deadzior, Kourtney Uzu Yato, True Sage of the Six Paths and Unsan Musho)
Please also favorite, follow, review and share this story as much as possible since I'd like for this too do well as I know it has the potential to be a great story so please and thank you also I'm up for constructive criticism so long as it isn't flaming since flaming at someone wastes everyone's time
With that this is Pravus666 signing off till next time saying that it's great to be back in action as next chapter will be of him finding out about the Devils and everything that he's involved with also at the end of next chapter I will be putting out who will be involved in his harem since it ain't a Highschool DXD story without a harem
Part 1 Theme Song: Obey the Beard by Psychostick
Random End Song: The Agonies by Byzantine