OK!another feairetail!^^ dr.kat told me to do this one,little red riding hood! *hugs dr.kat*yes,ur loved!
everyone:.....*cricket*
SHUT UPP!!!!!!(..im gunna become famous with that...)
anyway!here we go with the cast..
Little red riding hood;Fred..heh
The wolf:......gene
the grandma:....heh......HARRY!!!O.O
the mother:bob mcdob
the hunter dude:aisha
me:me
..reader:MEEEEE!!!^^
*****
me:once apon atime there lived a little girl and her mother...oneday,the mother wanted the little girl..to go and give there grandmother some cookies and goods.....
bob:WHY DO I HAVE TO BE THE MOM???
me:BECAUSE U COULDNT BE ANYONE ELSE!
bob:WHY NOT?WHY CANT I BE THE HUNTER,OR WOLF???
me:.....wanna be the grandma?
bob:.......................no..............
me:OK THEN!ur the mom,u olny have like 2 lines in this!
**
bob:ok fred,go and give grandma these basket of goodies,*hands fred a basket of bombs,guns,and dinomite....also a lighter..heh..*
fred:ok mommy!
bob:...mommy?
fred:...dont ask...
bob:i wont..um..anyway,where my old hippy sanbrao..*shoves it on fred luo who gets squished*
**
me:so little red....er.....so the hippy fred went skipping in the forest..and he heared his..heh...mother call "BEWEAR OF THE WOLF HUNNY!!!....hunny.......-.- im gunna kill CNGneko..."
heh..no u wont..i can make u do stuff,ITS MY FANFIC!HAHHAHAHAHAHAA---*cough cough*...anyway...fred did not hear his mother,because after doing that kawaii little thing with his ear 1548784878454156487844871717+more times,it went deaf....all the sudden the big bad wolf came in
gene:...um..grr...grr...little....um...boy,what are u doing deep in the forest?...and whats in the bag?
fred:goodies for my grandma!want one?*fred holds out a bomb*
gene:..i'll pass....
fred:ok
me:just then,gene noticed how plump and..um..kawaii fred was..
gene:i'll give ya a buck
fred:for what?
gene:....
fred:....
me:GENE!STOP BEING NASTY!*smacks gene with bob*
fred:HA HA!gene got in trouble!!
me:do u wanna be next,little..person-dude thing?
fred:..no
me:THEN GET ON WITH THE STORY!!!
both:..fine
**
me:so gene went away and thought up a plan to catch the hippy fred and .....eat him,so he went over to grandma harrys house,.....took off his clothes and ate him O.o..then he put on harrys clothes
*fred skiped to grandma harrys house*tra,la,la,la,la,lets get this fanfic over,tra,la,la,la,la
me:..shut up...anyway,once he got to the house,he noticed somthing diffrent about this grandma,or gene
fred:oh grandma....um.....what pointy hair u have
gene:the better to kill u with
fred:oh grandma,u have be came cuter than the last time a saw u,witch was 2 hours ago
gene:........its a youth cream,try useing it somtime
fred:..what bright hair u have!
gene:...shut up..i like my hair color
fred:oh..ok...here,mommy told me to give u these*hands gene the basket of goodies*
gene:...i'll pass
fred:..um....oh...my,ur the wolf...
*gene watches and waits for cngneko to finish writeing the cuecard*
gene:...yes...i am,now im gunna eat u....squigly line....squigly line...stop it..oh...ok,stop it!
fred:oh my*fred starts running ins slow motion and gene eats fred*
gene:.........mmm mmm good...cambles...heh
***
me:in the forest,the hunter dude aisha clan-clan heared the crys of help....and went in to a phonebooth,the all the sudden,SUPER MAN!!super man came by and killed gene
super man:*kills gene and gets out the naked harry and fred*
me:..then they all lived..um...happly everafter....till jim started to smoke in the house and it exploded.......the gas was left on...heh
THE END!!!
that was another one of my sleep-less,scary tails...thanks to dr.kat.soon i will have a snow white one...heh....prepair for it...
everyone:.....*cricket*
SHUT UPP!!!!!!(..im gunna become famous with that...)
anyway!here we go with the cast..
Little red riding hood;Fred..heh
The wolf:......gene
the grandma:....heh......HARRY!!!O.O
the mother:bob mcdob
the hunter dude:aisha
me:me
..reader:MEEEEE!!!^^
*****
me:once apon atime there lived a little girl and her mother...oneday,the mother wanted the little girl..to go and give there grandmother some cookies and goods.....
bob:WHY DO I HAVE TO BE THE MOM???
me:BECAUSE U COULDNT BE ANYONE ELSE!
bob:WHY NOT?WHY CANT I BE THE HUNTER,OR WOLF???
me:.....wanna be the grandma?
bob:.......................no..............
me:OK THEN!ur the mom,u olny have like 2 lines in this!
**
bob:ok fred,go and give grandma these basket of goodies,*hands fred a basket of bombs,guns,and dinomite....also a lighter..heh..*
fred:ok mommy!
bob:...mommy?
fred:...dont ask...
bob:i wont..um..anyway,where my old hippy sanbrao..*shoves it on fred luo who gets squished*
**
me:so little red....er.....so the hippy fred went skipping in the forest..and he heared his..heh...mother call "BEWEAR OF THE WOLF HUNNY!!!....hunny.......-.- im gunna kill CNGneko..."
heh..no u wont..i can make u do stuff,ITS MY FANFIC!HAHHAHAHAHAHAA---*cough cough*...anyway...fred did not hear his mother,because after doing that kawaii little thing with his ear 1548784878454156487844871717+more times,it went deaf....all the sudden the big bad wolf came in
gene:...um..grr...grr...little....um...boy,what are u doing deep in the forest?...and whats in the bag?
fred:goodies for my grandma!want one?*fred holds out a bomb*
gene:..i'll pass....
fred:ok
me:just then,gene noticed how plump and..um..kawaii fred was..
gene:i'll give ya a buck
fred:for what?
gene:....
fred:....
me:GENE!STOP BEING NASTY!*smacks gene with bob*
fred:HA HA!gene got in trouble!!
me:do u wanna be next,little..person-dude thing?
fred:..no
me:THEN GET ON WITH THE STORY!!!
both:..fine
**
me:so gene went away and thought up a plan to catch the hippy fred and .....eat him,so he went over to grandma harrys house,.....took off his clothes and ate him O.o..then he put on harrys clothes
*fred skiped to grandma harrys house*tra,la,la,la,la,lets get this fanfic over,tra,la,la,la,la
me:..shut up...anyway,once he got to the house,he noticed somthing diffrent about this grandma,or gene
fred:oh grandma....um.....what pointy hair u have
gene:the better to kill u with
fred:oh grandma,u have be came cuter than the last time a saw u,witch was 2 hours ago
gene:........its a youth cream,try useing it somtime
fred:..what bright hair u have!
gene:...shut up..i like my hair color
fred:oh..ok...here,mommy told me to give u these*hands gene the basket of goodies*
gene:...i'll pass
fred:..um....oh...my,ur the wolf...
*gene watches and waits for cngneko to finish writeing the cuecard*
gene:...yes...i am,now im gunna eat u....squigly line....squigly line...stop it..oh...ok,stop it!
fred:oh my*fred starts running ins slow motion and gene eats fred*
gene:.........mmm mmm good...cambles...heh
***
me:in the forest,the hunter dude aisha clan-clan heared the crys of help....and went in to a phonebooth,the all the sudden,SUPER MAN!!super man came by and killed gene
super man:*kills gene and gets out the naked harry and fred*
me:..then they all lived..um...happly everafter....till jim started to smoke in the house and it exploded.......the gas was left on...heh
THE END!!!
that was another one of my sleep-less,scary tails...thanks to dr.kat.soon i will have a snow white one...heh....prepair for it...