Disclaimer: I no own Transformers.
Warning: Alien slash. Bad porn lines
Author's Note: Someone pointed out to me that Soundwave has a play button on his crotch. Me and my insomnia went to bed. This happened. I blame my brain.
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italics- Soundwave's speakers
Play/Pause
Soundwave entered his quarters to find Megatron sprawled over his recharge berth.
"My Lord. Interrogative: Why are you here."
"Because, Soundwave, I want you to frag me senseless."
"Interrogative: What."
"I want you to frag me senseless."
"No."
"I thought you'd say that."
Megatron reached over and pressed the play button on Soundwave's crotch. Soundwave twitched, then jerked forward violently, leading with his crotch. Megatron released his interface cable. Soundwave jumped in his lap and lowered himself onto the cable. Once fully inserted he proceeded to frag Megatron senseless.
Soundwave cringed as his speakers crackled to life.
-Oooh. It's soooooo big! Oooooh. It feels sooo goood.-
"Definitive: I am going to terminate you."
-Ram it to me! Ram it to me!-
Megatron didn't really care about Soundwave's threats. He was enjoying himself far too much for that. Feeling his overload build, he clutched wildly at Soundwave and started to thrust harder.
-Ooooh! Pound me! Pound me!-
While Megatron came down from his overload, Soundwave climbed off his lap and stood silently seething. As Megatron looked at him with sleepy optics he pointed a shaking finger.
"You. Unutterable..."
Not wanting to listen any more. Megatron reached over, pressed pause, rolled over and went to sleep.