Well I was peacefully reading fanfics when suddenly had this little idea in my mind and I couldn't help but write it~

DISCLAIMER: I do not own -Man

I hope you enjoy~

Neah was peacefully heading to Allen's room, he didn't see him in two days and he missed his adorable red-headed lover, when he heard these ... voices coming from inside of his lovely Allen's room.

"Wait! Cross! It won't fit, the size is just-"

"Don't worry ..it's all going to be fine"

To say that Neah was confused would be an understatement. He didn't really get what was going on so he decided to listen in (coughcougheavesdropcoughcough) for a bit more...

"Ah! God it's so.."

"Hmm ..a bit tighter than last time isn't it.."

"Cross wait it hurts!"

"Hush! You wouldn't want anyone to hear you do you? What would you do if Neah found out about this? Your relationship with him will never be the same..." Cross said in a low voice that Neah barely heard him; Not that he cared as, at this point, he was wondering how he was holding up.

"So stop being such a sissy bastard and do what I tell you to do! Now bend your back and wave that pretty little ass of yours in the air!"

That did it.

Neah flung the door of the room open.

"Marian! What the hell are you doing to my lover"

Only to be faced with the shocked faces of a heavily blushing Allen and a smirking Cross...

The shocked faces of a heavily blushing Allen in a dress and a smirking Cross.

The dress was a simple Victorian styled dress with what seemed to be a corset. It hugged Allen in all the right places, showing his soft curves. The fact that he had some makeup on, enhancing his angelic features and making him look absolutely ravishing, hadn't escaped Neah's notice.

All in all, Allen looked gorgeous.

To say that Neah was surprised would be an even bigger understatement.

"What...?"

Cross simply smirked and proceeded to walk out of the room, presumably escorting himself out of the house.

"Don't get this wrong.. I lost a bet and Cro-" suddenly Allen felt soft lips pressing against his own, effectively silencing his attempt to explain the situation.

"Hush.. It's alright" and just when Allen thought that nothing bad was going to happen Neah continued "though I must say that Marian really did a great job with this dress... you really should wear these stuff more ofte-"

And that was how Neah, the noah of destruction, ended up in the hospital with a heavily bleeding broken nose.

HA! I bet some of you thought that I was going to make them have sex in the end...
Well I was planning to do so but I found this ending to be funnier so I went with it~

I hope you enjoyed this little one-shot and if so I would love to hear your opinion about it (so please review)

Mashiro Ruri

26/6/2017 EDIT : just noticed a small typo and fixed the punctuation~