A/N: As a break from slaving over my ridiculous pet projects that end up growing into uncontrollable monsters, here's something purely humorous from me.... not that I haven't been obsessively dumping bad jokes in everything I've touched lately! Lots of hair jokes included, here's 15 ways to piss off Gin!
How to Piss Off Gin: The Official Guide (Accept no substitutes!)
Tell him :
1....That he looks like Carmen Sandiego, only colorblind and girlier.
2....Dumb blonde jokes (yes, with an -e at the end!).
3...That it's no wonder his girlfriend left him.
4...That Akai has better hair than him.
5... That you know that the real reason for dumping Sherry was that she secretly used his $300-a-bottle conditioner.
6...That he has no originality in his wardrobe
Ask him:
7...If he's starting to smell bad under that godawful coat of his.
8...Who wears the pants in his relationships...
8 1/2 ...With Vermouth, Ai, or Vodka around, preferably!
9... If his hair has ever fallen in the toilet when doing... er... Number Two.
10... What he'd do if he got head lice.
Prank him:
11...By switching his shampoo with superglue...
11 1/2...Then offering to take care of the problem without telling anyone---- for a small fee, of course...
11 3/4...With a pair of sisscors (Free, very pretty wig, anyone?)
12. By tying his hair to a door, the locking, gun-proof, high- security, difficult-to-open kind if possible. It's also fun to use a chair or a fellow Black Org member instead.
13. ...By replacing his gun with a water pistol.
14...Via taping how long it takes for him to take a shower...
14 1/2...Then blackmailing him (Vermouth's been curious to who'd been using up all the water) ...
14 3/4...Into putting on a maid costume/catsuit/leather pants. Take lots of photos, just in case he decides to come after you for revenge. Boy, you're getting lots of exhortation practice!
15... By giving bishie fangirls his address...
15 1/2... And 'accidentally' duct taping his hair onto something heavy. It would work even better if you can show said fangirls that his coat isn't glued to his skin, as the rumors go. Then again, someone might have gotten to this guide before you...
A/N: This was so fun I'm thinking about doing another one with Akai, Vermouth, or possibly Haibara! Tell me what you think!