DISCLAIMER: I do not own any DN characters, however much I wish I did. I DO own the OCC characters, which are basically me and my friends.

AUTHOR'S NOTES: The time of this fanfic is set while Light and L are trying to find Kira in Yotsuba. However, in this version Light has not lost his memory of the Death Note, and still has scraps from the notebook.

CHAPTER 1

Light stared at the screen of his computer, eyes boring into the monitor, a hand on the mouse, the other hand grabbing his dick.

"YES! YES!" he yelled, and another spray of cum landed of the keyboard. Suddenly smoke spurted from the screen, and the enticing scene he was viewing went black. Light was silent for three seconds, and then screamed. "DAMN IT! And it was just getting good!"

"Did you say something Light-kun?" said L, behind the door.

Damn it, I can't let him see this…Light quickly zipped his pants back on, threw a blanket over the broken computer, and called out. "Nothing Ryuga, nothing…"

The door, opened, and in came L, chewing on his thumb as usual. "Really Light-kun…? Were you…jacking off again…?"

"Shut up."

"And why is there a blanket over your computer?"

"None of your business, Ryuga…"

"I think I can pretty much figure everything else from there…but never mind that. I found some new information that could lead us to Kira." L shuffled to his seat, put his hands on his knees, and held out a sheet of paper with two fingers in front of Light's face. "Killings beneficial to the Yotsuba group have been growing, and I think we can narrow down the list of suspects substantially if we can get a hold of the list of members."

"Right, I'm on it." Light turned back to his ruined computer, flushed, then said, "Is it okay if I use yours?"

L raised an eyebrow, but did not say anything as he moved over one seat. Suddenly, a loud ring penetrated the silence; the phone was ringing. L picked it up. "Hello?"

"This…is not Brian…and I am not outside the base…"

"Do we have to go through this every time you join our investigation?" said L, scratching at a spot on his nose.

"Eh, you're no fun," said Brian, "Can you let me in?"

"Unfortunately, no…"

"What??? Why???" Brian screeched into the receiver. L held it a few inches away from his ear.

"It's Wednesday. Remember the last time you were here Wednesday?"

"So? A few layers of cum and chocolate flood the base, and now you're gonna shut me out every Wednesday?"

"Yes."

"YOU MEAN L! OH, BUT YOU WAIT, JUST WAIT…" then the receiver was hung up.

L raised an eyebrow. "Take care."

Meanwhile Light stared stole a glance at L, who was looking the other way, and then opened a new window, "Fun, fun, fun…"