"You're The Reason"
I don't want to make a scene
I don't want to let you down
Try to do my eating
And I'm starting to figure it out
That it's alright
To eat nonstop, wherever we go
And it's alright, oh well, whatever
Everybody needs to know
I might be crazy
Have I told you lately that I love food?
I'm the only reason that I'm 5 billion pounds
And it's crazy that someone could eat so much
Now no matter what it is I have to do, I'm not afraid to eat
And you need to know that I'm the reason why
I don't even care when they say
I'm a little pig
Look me in the eye, I say
I could never eat enough
'Cause it's alright
To eat nonstop, wherever we go
And it's alright, oh well, whatever
Everybody needs to know
If it was raining, I would eat in the rain
Pick up the crumbs when the eating is done
I say it's just another day at the table
But look at what a mess we made