It started out as a normal morning in Tokyo. The sun was shining, the streets were busy, and everybody was carrying out their daily routines. Then it all went downhill. Why? Because a certain Jotaro Kujo got PISSED OFF! Here's how it all happened.
Jotaro Kujo went to [INSERT GENERIC CAFÉ NAME HERE] to get some Morning Joe(Jo). It started out normally, everything was fine as Jotaro walked up to the Barista and asked for a decaf. After waiting a few minutes, Jotaro received his coffee and went to take a seat after paying the Barista. As Jotaro took a sip of his coffee, he immediately spat it out as he realized that the coffee was the worst thing he ever tasted in his entire life.
"WHAT THE FUCK" Jotaro exclaimed out loud, scaring the people in the café. He removed the lid from his cardboard coffee cup to discover that the coffee was just water filled with the crushed remains of coffee beans.
'This is unacceptable,' Jotaro thought. Fuming with rage Jotaro walked up to the counter to speak with the Barista, who was visibly shaking.
"This is not the coffee I ordered. I want my money back." Jotaro's eyes never broke contact with the Barista, who began to wet his pants.
"Sorry sir, no refunds," the Barista said with the calmest voice he could muster.
"Good grief," Jotaro said while tipping his hat. "If you won't give me back my money, then I'm afraid your life is now forfeit."
"What?"
Jotaro then proclaimed: "STAR PLATINUM!" His stand appeared beside him.
"ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!" Star Platinum began beating the everliving shit out of the Barista with a barrage of punches. The Barista felt every bone in his body breaking. Star Platinum then delivered an uppercut so powerful that the Barista was launched through the ceiling, never to be seen again. After completely annihilating the Barista, Star Platinum withdrew as everyone left the café, customers and employees alike. Except for Jotaro.
"Good grief" whispered Jotaro.