Prompt: Deeks encounters some very scary cockroaches. Kensi to the rescue! - Anon
A shriek resonated from the bathroom as Kensi sat on Deeks' bed petting Monty while her boyfriend showered. She furrowed her brow.
"Deeks?" She called apprehensively.
Two more unmanly yelps came in reply and Kensi was off the bed and at the bathroom door in an instant.
"Deeks? You okay in there?" She called again, knocking on the bathroom door as she began to push it open.
"No Kens! Don't come in!"
She rolled her eyes despite the fact he couldn't see her through the wooden door.
"You're getting shy on me now? It's nothing I haven't seen before Deeks, seriously." She turned the knob and pushed on the door. "What's going on?!"
Perched atop the toilet seat, towel in hand, Deeks was crouched, stark naked. His eyes were fixed on the corner of the bathroom.
"What the…" Kensi's eyes followed his to where three reasonably large cockroaches were congregated. "Are you kidding me?"
"Don't let them get out. They'll infest the rest of the house!"
"Deeks. They're just cockroaches. Why haven't you killed them?"
"I was having a shower Kens. I don't tend to bring shoes into the shower with me."
Kensi rolled her eyes and picked up the toilet brush holder from the side of the bowl. Resolutely she quickly squished the offending insects. Deeks shuddered at the squelch.
"Was that so hard?" She questioned, looking at him pointedly. She grabbed a handful of toilet paper and made quick work of picking up the dead bugs and depositing them in the bathroom waste basket.
Deeks carefully stepped down from his perch on the toilet.
"Now hurry up and have your shower. We're going to be late to dinner." She instructed, leaning up to kiss him gently.
"You sure you don't want to join me?" He called to her retreating form. "Princess? Sugar bear? My knight in shining armour?"
She grinned as she closed the door behind her, not bothering to turn back.