Sgt. Decepticon

Meet the Sergeant

A/N: I don't own TFA or Sgt. Frog. Just like the frogs, the Decepticons are only 2 feet tall. And sadly, Megatron is just a sergeant in this story.

Keroro - Megatron

Narrator: Planet Earth, 2012. The Human race found themselves under attack by mysterious alien fleet of transforming robots. These robotic being were cruel and relentless. Trillions fled in terror, but there was know where to run. They adapted into human tachnology by transforming into the very weapons the police and military have used. Within hours of first contact mankind was brought to it's knees. Forced to surrender of eons of slavery... Wait! None of that happened. You maybe just lying to the readers? What kind of story is this?

At the Hinata residence, the Hinata family lives a perfectly normal life. Except for one deception...

Megatron: Ha, ha, ha! Foolish Pekoponians. You have no idea what's in store for you long-legged, fleshy, pathetic race. Bow down to superior stubbiness to your new king! (Megatron [only 2 ft tall] emerges from the living room while riding a vacuum) All hail Sgt. Megatron! The ferocity! The power! You may have taken my greatest weapon, ape creatures, but now I have yours! Soon your planet will be conquered and free of this dust.

Narrator: A two foot alien robot riding a Hoover... That kind of story. Got it.

Megatron steers the vacuum down the hall and gets the nasal stuck onto something. He looks up and see he got it stuck to a pink-haired girl, Natsumi Hinata's school skirt.

Natsumi: AHH! (she drops the groceries and tries to pull her skirt off the vacuum)

Megatron: Surrender your world and turn in the Matrix of Destruction!

Natsumi: I don't have time for your dumb games!

Megatron: Wait... no I am serious here. You fear me!

Natsumi: You can't conquer us, okay?

Megatron: What? But I have to. It's my only reason for existence.

Natsumi: Well you won't exist much longer if you don't turn that off! (she kicks the vacuum, sending it and Megatron in the air) Seroiusly! Other girls don't have to deal with this.

Natsumi continued to hit the vacuum. Trying to hit the switch, but Megatron is confused.

Megatron (thinking): What's wrong with her? Why won't she accept defeat and slavery with grace?

Outside the house a blue haired boy can hear the commotion.

Fuyuki: Oh, no. Sounds like the Serge is in trouble. (he rushes into the house)

Narrator: Okay, I've been flipping through the author's notes here, so I'll try to explain. Uh, apparently this kid's name is Fuyuki and he has this "Matrix of Destruction." The opposite force of the Matrix of Leadership... Sorry, I'm an old man, who don't know what you young people are read now.

He runs into the house and into the living room. Where the fight is at. Fuyuki pull out a black, and gold metallic relic with a red glow in the core of it.

Fuyuki: I'll save you!

He lifts the Matrix of Destruction and released a red bolt of lightning. It stuck Megatron with 10,000,000 volts. Charcoal and dust outlined the Decepticon's body as he collapsed.

Fuyuki: Sorry. I'm still learning this thing. (Natsumi pokes Megatron's head) I meant to think 'Instant Transport', but I thought of 'Instant Death-shock' for some reason... sorry.

Megatron: Yeah, buddy boy you're gonna have to be more careful with that. The Matrix of Destruction can destroy your planet with just the thought of it. Usually you have to think of 'Dance Party', I don't know why, though.

Megatron recovers and wipes the dust and charcol off him. He hops on the sofa.

Megatron: So in the interest of Public Safety. I'm thinking you should just go ahead and give it back to me.

Natsumi: As if we give you weapons, when you just tried to enslave me with a vacuum. If it were my call you'd be sold to Ripley's by now. Have you even used your fusion cannon [fusion cannon needs the Matrix of Destrution as an energy source] to clean the bath tub like I told you to? [now it's used as a water hose] Because lazy robots do not get dinner!

Megatron: Dinner? You mean I can have more of your human oil?

Natsumi: (chuckles) Yep, you get to have #6 fuel oil.

Megatron: Yahoo! #6! #6! #6! Victory wiggle! I'll make your bath tub reek of bleach and pride, sir!

Outside the kid's mother arrives on her motorcycle.

Aki: I wonder how our Decepticon is doing. (she leaves the bike at the side of the house, then entered the house) Kids, I'm home.

Natsumi: In the kitchen, Mom. I thought you had to work late tonight?

Aki: Yeah, the artist says he draws faster in his underwear and I didn't want to stay for that. (she enters the kitchen) Ooh, something smells good.

Natsumi: Yeah, I didn't burn it this time.

She hugs her daughter for accomplishment.

Aki: I have got great news to tell you.

Natsumi: Cool. well, what is it?

A few moments...

Natsumi: What?

Megatron: My own room? Are you freakin' serious?

Natsumi: You can't do that! Mom, so not fair!

Aki: Why not? I mean he is part of the family isn't he?

Natsumi: No, he's not! He's a space invader who totally sucks at his job.

Aki: What's the big deal? We have an extra room.

Fuyuki: What do you mean? Are you talking about the coat closet?

Megatron: Please, somebody gently pinch me. This is a dream. Because private quarters means status and tinkling with the door open so you can watch TV! And without Pekoponians looking over my shoulder I can plan secret ways to overthrow them and continue with the Decepticon invasion. A front-line base, suckers! Don't worry, once I get settled I'll invite you all to the celebratory room party. I'll have Energon cubes and oil mix. Super jealous aren't you?

WHACK! Natsumi plants her foot on Megatron's face and crushes him into the wall.

Natsumi: If this is what Mom wants, then I can't stop it. But I will crush you if you try any of your dumb schemes in there.

Megatron: Who, me?

Aki opens a cupboard door underneath the staircase. Then she opened a compartment door on the floor.

Aki: It's down here. It use to be a bomb shelter, I think.

She climb down the latter. Then she flipped the light on.

Aki: Or a super villain hideout.

Fuyuki: How come I never knew about this?

Aki: It's only the first chapter, dear.

Natsumi: All I'm saying is that this not be bigger than my room.

Megatron: Can't wait. Can't wait.

He runs to the door.

Megatron: Let me see. Let me see.

He opens the door. He enters a dark room full of boxes.

Megatron: Uh, what's with all this crap in my room?

Aki: I knew you'd love it. I want you to renovate it how ever you'd like. Anything that won't cost me money. Make it look exactly like your alien world with laser beds or hover chairs or whatever. Something so exotic that it would inspire any writer who saw it... hypothetically.

Natsumi & Fuyuki: That's what she's up to.

Narrator: I can help here, I think. The mother, Aki, is a comic book writer and wants to exploit this alien robot for story ideas. Hm, good plan.

Megatron: The air down here is so smoggy. Just like a Cybertronian health spa!

The kids enter the room and pick up a domineering feeling.

Fuyuki: Although I'm kind of getting a creepy feeling in here.

Aki: Oh, don't be silly.

Natsumi: (gasps) He's right, because my shoulders feel so heavy. I'm freaking out.

Aki: Well, let's give him some privacy, alrighty?

Once Aki and Natsumi left, Megatron realized something.

Megatron: Psst, buddy. You think you might give me back my Matrix of Destruction?

Fuyuki: Um...

Megatron: It's not for anything diabolical, of course. I just stored some cool stuff in there.

Fuyuki: Well, I guess, but you can't tell my sister, okay? And you promise you'll behave?

Megatron: I cross my very spark.

He gave him his Matrix back and left him alone in the room.

Megatron: Ha, ha, ha. The key to this world's undoing is mine again. Bad move, my Pekoponian friend. We Decepticons are the masters of deception. The Matrix of Destruction recharged itself earlier this morning. That should be plenty of Energon to enslave you all. I'm so smart... oh, no! If I enslave the world, the Matrix won't have enough Energon to fix my room for at least a week. Aw, man. Tough call.

There was a mournful cry heard in his room. Back in the living room, Aki sheds some light on the room.

Aki: So you see, kids. It's really no big deal. I never told you about the room, 'cause it's haunted by a crazed, psychotic ghost girl. That's all.

Fuyuki: Say what?

Aki: Our house was built over a futile prison. Which was built over a cemetery. Which was built over a dark cavern which may lead to the underworld. Some junk like that. Anyway an innocent girl was imprisoned down there. Yaddi-yadda.

Natsumi: "Yaddi-yadda?"

Aki: Yeah. Supposedly she haunts the room and is bound to torment any human soul whoever tries to live down there. Yeah, it really worked out for me. Because no one wanted the house, so I got a great deal on it. Plus we've combined a ghost with a robot alien. Can you imagine the story I'll get from that!

Fuyuki: Whoa, it's haunted? That explains the weird feeling. Wait, if that's true...? Megatron!

He runs back to the room. The rest of the family chases after him.

Fuyuki: She could torment alien robots too. (he slips while climbing down the latter) Seriously, Mom. this is bad hosting etiquette. (he couldn't open the door) It's stuck! What do we do now? We can loose him forever.

Aki: No, I need him for ideas.

Natsumi: And chores.

The three grab onto the door knob firmly.

Aki: Ready? One... two...

On the moment she said three they pulled on the door and pulled the door open. The force caused them to fall back when the recovered the were stunned to what they saw in the room. It was clean, one side with cool electronic, the other side with a big couch, and above a big fan. Megatron sat in the center of the room listening to some tunes on his computer.

Megatron: What's up with you guys? I was just making a mix tape on theme of Karaoke You'll Regret.

Natsumi: Uh, what happened to the creepy basement?

Fuyuki: Total bachelor pad.

Aki: This isn't an alien-ghost lair at all.

Natsumi: Did you rob a cheap Swedish furniture store?

Megatron: (holding the Matrix) Making all this stuff was a synch using the Matrix of Destruction.

Natsumi: How did you get that?

Megatron: As promised, your slavery freed. (he hands Fuyuki the Matrix)

Natsumi: You gave him his weapon?

Fuyuki: What? We're all still alive aren't we?

Natsumi: (thinking) Luckily we're dealing with the stupidest alien conquerer ever.

Megatron: You're reflecting on my geniuses as a home decorator, aren't you? What's that, you wish I'd do your room too? You... can't... help, but be... jealous.

Natsumi: (thinking) Yeah, um, so not jealous.

Narrator: Yes she is. Horribly, painfully, so screamingly jealous.

Natsumi: Stop reading my thoughts.

Megatron: For a city dweller to live in comfort, web searching and Email are a must and boom boxes are lame for listening to CDs, so I had to get the full volume systems. How else am I gonna listen to Sgt. Keroro's awesome ending credit song. Seriously you got to go LCD or you got to go and no less than twenty mega-hurts. Am I right? Ha, ha, ha. Yes, this is the life, kids! This is the life!

Suddenly the Ghost Girl appeared from behind him and it's scaring Natsumi and Aki.

Megatron: What? Has my superiority scared you?

They both run out of the room.

Megatron: (running after them) Don't run. I can help you to deal with it! You just need to shadow your own self-esteem...!

The Ghost Girl follows him. Leaving Fuyuki alone in the room. He's surprisingly happy.

Fuyuki: I'm a paranormal magnet. Oh, yeah!

Narrator: There you have it. A typical night at the Hinata home, but if you're like this narrator... you're wondering how they got a robot alien in the first place. Here comes the flashback chapter.