Rin's POV
I still can't believe I was accepted here at V. Academy, the best school in the area which also means that only stinking rich people are here, I'm the exception in other words the scholarship kid. I can't even afford the uniform but what kind of school demands the uniforms to be made of pure silk. Well whatever, Len if you and mom were alive to see this you'd probably agree with me. What's wrong with these people, I mean I've entered like 10 classrooms and 3 libraries and they're full of people talking and drinking tea. Don't they understand what education is? Huh but if I go home now dad might be with his boyfriend and I'd hate to ruin a moment. Music room number 3, from what I've heard no one uses this room maybe I can study here. I opened the door and rose petals came flying out.
¨Welcome¨
Len, mom when I opened the door I saw a host club.
Narrator's POV
For the story to make sense I shall explain the situation. Rin Kagamine is a student in V. academy because of a special scholarship, her mother and twin brother died in a car accident 9 years ago. Her appearance currently is that of a messed up boy, her hair is shoulder length and bangs cover the right side of her face, she's wearing big glasses that make her look nerdish with typical scholar clothes. Now back to the action.
Rin stares at the boys and turns back to the door but she can't seem to open it. A pair of black head twins said in unison.
¨Oh it's just a boy.¨
A man with brown hair and glasses said to the twins.
¨Rei, Ren this boy is in your class right? ¨
The twins answered in unison.
¨Yeah but he doesn't talk with anyone so we don't know anything about him, Kiyoteru senpai.¨
Kiyoteru smiled and said to Rin.
¨ Welcome to V. academy, honor student.¨
Then a blue hair boy said in an energetic voice.
¨Wait, you're the Rin Kagamine, the famous scholarship student.¨
Rin turned and asked.
¨How do you know my name? ¨
Kiyoteru said quickly.
¨You're infamous, it's not every day that someone of your economic situation is accepted to a high class school as this.¨
Then the blue haired boy started talking about how she was a hero to other poor people, etc.
Rin stared at them in an 'I think your pretentious rich brats' way face. Then a small boy with green hair hugged her and said in a sweet voice.
¨Wow, you're amazing Rinny chan, hey let's drink some tea and you can tell me all about how you saved the day.¨
Rin stared at him and said.
¨I'm not super hero I'm a honor student, and who in hell are you calling Rinny chan.¨
Then the boy with blue hair said.
¨I never thought the famous honor student would be so openly gay and fine with it, oh well we're here to serve.¨
Rin mumbled.
¨So openly what…¨
She was then interrupted by the blue hair boy who said.
¨So what's your type of guy, the shota type pointing to the green haired boy, the stoic type pointing to a guy with purple hair that looked like a samurai, the mischievous type pointing at the twins, the cool type pointing at Kiyoteru that was on his Ipad, or am I your type.¨
He said the last part while touching her face. She pushed him and said.
¨No way, I just wanted a quiet place to study.¨
Before she knew it she pushed a column that had an expensive looking vase and it fell into a million pieces then the twins appeared behind her and said.
¨Great job, geek, you've just destroyed that antique renaissance vase, we were going to auction that piece for 1,000,000 dollars, since you're smart do the conversion to yen then to euros.¨
Kiyoteru picked up a piece of the vase and said.
¨What should we do Kaito? ¨
Kaito took a seat in an elegant chair and said.
¨There's a saying Kagamine, when in Rome do as the romans do. Since you have no money you'll pay with your body and soul. Starting today you are the host's club slave or dog whatever makes you feel better.¨
Rin stared at them, turned white and passed out.
30 minutes later. The Host club is in session, all of the boys are dealing with their clients.
¨So Kaito what's your favorite activity.¨ Miki and Cul asked while seating next to him with other girls.
Kaito touched their hands and said in a charming voice.
¨Spending time with my princesses of course.¨
Then Haku said in a low voice.
¨Kaito, I baked cookies for you. Would you like to try them? ¨
Kaito answered while touching her cheek.
¨Only if you feed it to me, my darling.¨
Haku said while blushing and acting like a stupid fan girl.
¨So dreamy, you're the best.¨
Then a pretty girl with short brown hair sitting next to him said while taking a sip of her tea.
¨Kaito, I've heard you're keeping a kitten without a pedigree here in the club.¨
Kaito turned to face her and said.
¨I wouldn't call him that, Meiko.¨
Then Rin came walking in with a paper bag, Kaito said.
¨Speak of the devil thanks for doing the shopping. Did you find everything on the list my little kitten? ¨
Rin mumbled while walking towards him and gave him the bag.
¨Kitten? ¨
Kaito then stared at a jar of instant coffee and said.
¨What is this? ¨
Rin answered annoyed.
¨It's exactly what it looks like, its coffee.¨
Kaito continued and said.
¨I've never seen this brand before, is this the type that is already ground.¨
Rin said.
¨What the hell are you talking about its instant coffee? ¨
Then Miki and Cul said in unison.
¨What's instant coffee? ¨
Kaito said in a surprised voice.
¨I've heard about this, its commoner's coffee, you just add hot water.¨
For reasons unknown everyone went to bask in the confusion of ¨instant coffee¨, all the girls were staring at it as if was an alien artifact.
Miki said.
¨I didn't know such a thing existed, so its true commoners don't have enough time to grind their own coffee beans.¨
All the girls agreed with her with nodding their heads, and then Kiyoteru said.
¨Commoners are smart and practical, I mean look at this prices. It's much less than what we usually pay.¨
Rin was pissed and annoyed and said.
¨I'll take it back if it bothers you guys so much. Excuse me for not buying expensive coffee for you guys.¨
Kaito said quickly.
¨No, it's okay. I will try this instant coffee.¨
Everyone clapped at this stupid accomplishment and went to bring hot water, but Meiko said in a cruel voice.
¨Kaito, don't be silly you don't have to drink it just because he brought it, your pallet won't be able to digest that crap.¨
The only one that heard her was Rin, and then Meiko smiled at her and said.
¨Sorry I was talking to myself.¨
Kaito called Rin so she could prepare the coffee, which she did quickly by just putting 2 teaspoons then adding hot water and stirring. There was enough for everyone, Cul said quietly to Miki.
¨Do you think it's safe to drink? ¨
Miki shrugged and said.
¨I'm worried if I drink this my father would kill me.¨
Kaito grabbed by her face and said.
¨What if I let you drink it from my mouth? ¨
Miki sighed and said.
¨I would drink it.¨
Rin just stared at their stupidity then turned to see the twins back at their table with their guests. Ren said laughing.
¨You should have seen him, he hid under the bed and stayed awake all night just because he thought Freddy was coming to get him, and it was hilarious.¨
Rei blushed and said while letting a tear drop fall.
¨Ren, why did you tell them? That was private, why are you so mean to me? ¨
Ren looked at him then grabbed Rei by the waist pulled his face towards his.
¨I'm sorry Rei, but you looked so adorable. I just had to tell someone.¨
The idiot fan girls were enjoying the small moment of incest, yaoi romance of the twins. Rin stared at them and didn't understand any of this incest love deal. Then she turned and saw Gakupo carrying Gacha on his back, Gacha said while rubbing his eyes.
¨Sorry we're late, I fell asleep while I was waiting for Gakupo to get out of kendo practice.¨
The girls that were waiting for them said it was okay, and then Gacha ran towards Rin and hugged her while saying.
¨Would you like to eat some cake with me Rinny chan? ¨
Rin answered.
¨I don't want some.¨
Gacha said while holding a white rabbit with a green ribbon around his neck.
¨How about playing with Usa kun, isn't he cute? ¨
Rin saw the rabbit and said.
¨ He is pretty cute.¨
Gacha stared at her and left the plush bunny with her then she felt something in her neck and it was just Kaito and he blowed in her ear and he said.
¨What's up my little nerd? ¨
Rin said while touching her neck.
¨Please don't do that again.¨
Kaito said while looking at her with his hands in his pockets.
¨No woman will ever look at you with that getup.¨
Rin said quickly.
¨I'm not trying to get noticed by girls. If you ask me it's what inside that counts not your appearance.¨
Kaito said with a rose background.
¨I agree but it's hard to find someone perfect like me both beautiful inside and out…¨
Rin POV
How can you describe this idiot, I mean just look at him strolling around the room talking about who knows what.
Kaito said.
¨Beauty is something that must be shared with the world, that's the purpose of this club. To share our beauty with sweet ladies.¨
He continues rambling about beauty and how to act like a gentleman. Does he really think that I give a damn about this? A word to describe him an idiot, well he is one but no. An asshole, no but we're getting closer. A pain in the ass, he is but it still isn't that. I got it begins with an o.
I said.
¨Obnoxious.¨
Kaito stares at me he was then pushed by giant letters that said¨ obnoxious¨; he then sits in the corner with a gray, emo aura. I felt hands on my head, it was just the Kagene twins and they say casually.
¨Gacha senpai was right you are a hero. You're the first person to ever make him shut up.¨
I said towards Kaito.
¨I'm sorry senpai, but your words did inspire me.¨
He stood up and turned to see me with a smile and said.
¨Really let me teach you more.¨
Then Ren said while grabbing my glasses.
¨You can teach him all you want but if you don't change his look it'll all be vain. Maybe he'll look better if we take off his glasses.¨
And then everyone gathered around to see my face, what am I really that ugly? Then Kaito stared at my face and snapped his fingers while saying.
¨Kiyoteru call my stylist, Gakupo go to the doctor and buy some contacts, Ren, Rei you know what to do.¨
With those orders everyone did what they were told to do. And those akuma twins dragged me into a changing room with a black uniform. Personally I pushed them out there was no way in hell I was changing in front of them. After I changed into the men's uniform, a woman with short blue hair appeared and said.
¨Are you Mr. Kagamine? ¨
I answered.
¨ Yes.¨
She said.
¨I'm the hair stylist. You have such pretty hair; I don't want to cut it. How about we put in a ponytail? ¨
I answered.
¨Ok.¨
She put my hair in short ponytail, when I saw myself in the mirror I looked like Len, except for my bangs that kept falling into my eyes. After the third time she looked into her bag and got out some black hair clips and put them on my bangs after that they didn't fall. She said sweetly.
¨Aw, you look so cute, sorry about the hair clips I know they're girly but they'll keep your hair out of your pretty eyes, bye.¨ and then she left and everyone was staring at me.
''Wow Rinny you look great.'' Gacha senpai said and Gakupo senpai just nodded.
''So cute.'' Kaito senpai said and we all stared at him with a 'you're weird' face.
¨I'm saying so if he joins, he'll be able to pay off his debt if he gets 100 clients.¨ Kaito senpai said while blushing.
¨You're right Kaito this way he'll pay off the debt sooner.¨ Kiyoteru said while checking something out on his Ipad.
¨Well see you tomorrow Rinny.¨ Gacha senpai said while waving goodbye.
The next day
I walked towards the clubroom to start my first day as a host and again when I open the door, rose petals appear.
¨Where do you guys get these rose petals? ¨ I said and all the guests had come and Kiyoteru senpai walked towards me.
¨Rin you have 3 guests today.¨ He said while pointing at some girls.
¨Hello Rin I'm Miku Hatsune, we're in the same class.¨ a girl with teal hair said while holding on to my arm.
¨Hi, I'm Luka Megurine, we're in the same class too.¨ A girl with long pink hair said while hanging on to my other arm.
¨Hi, I'm Gumi Nakajima; we're also in the same class.¨ a girl with short green hair said while blushing.
¨Well shall I escort you to a table, young ladies.¨ I said while giving them a smile and they all just nodded and giggled.
''So Rin what's your favorite type of music?'' Miku asked me while smiling.
''I'm curious what type of products do you use on your skin?'' Gumi asked me.
''What type of girls do you like Rin?'' Luka asked me while blushing.
''So why did you join the host club?'' All three girls asked me in unison.
Damnit I can't do this why do these girls ask so many questions wait I only have to get 100 customers and then I'm out of this hellish yard, wait I have the perfect story.
Miku said sadly.
¨I see your mother and twin brother passed away, who does the work around the house? ¨
I said.
¨I do, I don't mind, my mom taught me how to do everything around the house even cook. I love cooking especially when my father likes it.¨
Gumi said.
¨Were you and your brother close? ¨
I said.
¨Yeah, we were really close. But Len was born a sickly child so we were always together. I remember this one time it was snowing and I was playing outside and he was stuck inside. So I took him a snowball, he had never seen or touched snow before, he was so happy I couldn't help but be happy too.¨
Luka said sweetly while touching my shoulder, and then I noticed all the guests were here in my station even the twins and the weird cousins.
¨Rin, you're amazing after all that you keep going on, can I come and visit you again? I mean if you need someone to talk to or a shoulder anything.''
And then I gave the girls a smile and they all blushed and giggled.
''Oh, Rin can I come visit you too tomorrow so we can talk.'' Gumi also said and blushed.
''Oh me too, me too, me too, me too, me too, me too, me too!'' Miku said whining and hugging me so tight that I almost died.
''Can we come too Rin san I mean if that's okay with you.'' A girl named Miki said while smiling.
''Yeah sure ladies it would be nice to see all of you tomorrow.'' I said while smiling and making my best sexy voice.
''OH MY GOD!'' All the girls screamed while blushing and giggling.
Narrator POV
''INCREDIBLE! Rookie you're going to pay your debt off faster!'' Kaito screamed at Rin's face and hugging her and Rin gave him a 'Dude get the hell away from me' face and Kaito let her go.
''Thanks senpai but I have to go home right now so let me go and look for my backpack.'' Rin said and she was looking for her backpack but she couldn't find it until she looked out the window and saw that it was in the pond so Rin ran as fast as she could and she ran past Meiko and stopped.
''Oh it's you again well I guess you like that Kaito is fawning over but it's worthless you're always going to be a middle class citizen.'' Meiko said and walked away and Rin got there and saw that her stuff was everywhere.
''I'm going to start thinking that Meiko senpai is the one who threw my bag in the water.'' Rin thought while looking for her wallet until she was stopped from her train of thought when she heard a familiar voice,
''Hey what happened do you need any help.'' It was Kaito standing there looking all worried.
''No I don't need any help I'm okay and there's no way you would wet yourself just to look for a wallet so go back to the club.'' Rin said.
''Hey what happened here?" The twins asked.
''Can't you see he's looking for his wallet so get away you shady twins.'' Kaito said and the twins eyes lit up like if it was Christmas.
''Oh let's help Rin and whoever finds it gets 50% percent of what's in there!'' The twins screamed.
''Oh that makes perfect sense Ren, Rei.'' Kiyoteru said while writing something on his notebook.
''¡WHAT THAT'S NOT FAIR, HALF MY ALLOWANCE IS IN THERE!'' Rin screamed but alas nobody listened to her they just started looking for it in the pond.
''¡Hey I found it!'' Kaito screamed and then he started jumping up and down and the twins splashed him with water so they started a water war and everyone else got involved in it but someone was watching them from a distance.
The next day
During the start of class alcohol was found in Rin's desk, the teachers were giving her a hard time but Miku cleared that someone planted it there. After that during the club hours Rin received a new guest.
"So your bag fell into the fountain and somehow you managed to get the whole host club to help you. Wow I'm impressed! But that still doesn't change things once a commoner always a commoner, it doesn't matter how they dress you or teach you." Meiko said cruelly while sipping tea with Rin.
Rin stared at her for a few seconds and said.
"Now I get it. You're jealous of me."
Meiko stared at her and pushed Rin over her that pulled the table breaking the expensive china.
"¡AH RIN GET OFF OF ME!" Meiko screamed at Rin who by force is on top of Meiko and then they are splashed with water by the Kagene twins.
"Why did you do that?" Meiko said and then Kaito came and helped her get up.
"Kaito he just attacked me it was horrible." Meiko said while Kaito was pulling her fringe out of her eyes.
"You threw his bag in the pond didn't you?" Kaito said with a stern voice.
"What you don't have proof." Meiko said.
"Well Mademoiselle we do have some proof thanks to some cameras around the school.'' Kiyoteru said while showing some pictures on his Ipad.
"KAITO YOU IDIOT!" Meiko screamed and ran away.
"Well this is your fault so now your new balance is 1000 clients.'' Kaito said while pointing at Rin.
"Well this is the only clean uniform we have but it's better than a wet one.'' Kiyoteru said while handing Rin a bag with a uniform.
"Thanks guys." Rin said while walking to the dressing rooms.
"Hey Rin here's some towels. What?" Kaito said and he opened the curtain and saw Rin with a bra and Rin turned around and Kaito closed the curtain.
"So you're a girl?" Kaito asked Rin from the outside of the curtain.
"Well biologically yes but like I'm dressed like a boy and it doesn't matter if you're a girl or a boy it only matters what on the inside." Rin said while coming out with a white girl uniform.
"Oh yeah.'' The twins said in unison.
"Well how are you going to keep it a secret?'' Hunny senpai said.
"Oh I got it from now on I'll just call everyone dude and bro.'' Rin said while smiling.
