Talport:

By creeperSushi

4/1/12

Did you know that in twelve days it will be ZOOSMELL-POOPLORD's birthday, what a day that will be!

Anyway, look behind you just to make sure there are no companion cubes sneaking up behind you. Because you knowww thay won't hesitate to fulfill their family name and kill the ENEMY'S and face the full-life consequences.

But to get obsidian MAH-BOI you have to get diamonds first, and that's what the chiken said to the enderdragon who really liked to pull on people tail.

But did the companion cube really need the obsidian, the chiken thinks not…

But apparently the companion cube actually did need the obsidian because he wanted to preotect the town and defeat the enemy's and experience the FULL-LIFE CONSEQUENCES and runaway with rose and defend the town with wepons of mass destruction like leaves and sticks:

But then you played the 52-pick-up, and won national PRIZES FOR YOU ALCHEMY

**What!

To be continueded""

OH OH But then you went all BETTY CROCKET on it and recited this recipe in such a manor that carcat screamed "BUCKET"

NAUGHTY CARCAT*** Tisk Tisk

WHAT DO GUSHERS EVEN HAVE TO DO WITH BAKING!-BETTY CROCKET WHAT A NUISANCE
24Betty Crocker® Fruit Gushers® Fruit Snacks (about 3 packs)

24

white yogurt covered pretzels rounds

1/4

cup white chocolate

STEPS: Lay out a sheet of wax paper.

2Melt chocolate in a microwave safe bowl at 30 second intervals, stirring after each, until smooth.

3Dip one side of a Gushers Fruit Snack into melted chocolate, attach to pretzel and lay on wax paper.

4Let set completely, about 5 minutes

UGH, betty CROCKET

YOU NUISANCE! ***really to be continueded, for realsies