Another one of my sudden ideas... Please don't judge me.
The Double Date
"Kurt! Kurt!" Mercedes shouted, running to Kurt, who was at his locker. "I have a date!"
Kurt turned around in surprise. "A date?"
"Yeah! Isn't that cool!"
"Yeah, 'Cedes! I'm so happy for you! What's his name?" Kurt hugged her, excited that his best friend finally found a guy.
"David, but... here's the catch..."
"Catch?" Kurt questioned, stepping back to look at her.
"Yes. So, I told David about you..." Mercedes admitted.
"M, why would you do that?"
"Anyways, he has a friend..."
"A friend?" Kurt asked.
"Yup! And guess what? He's gay, too! So, we're going on a double date! Fun, right?" Mercedes was grinning, but Kurt shook his head.
"'Cedes, I can't go on a double date!"
"Why?" Mercedes frowned.
"Well... b-because..." Kurt couldn't think of an answer.
"Exactly. So, just come. Please?"
"Mercedes, what if he doesn't like me?"
"What's not to like? Come on, pleeeeaaase?"
Kurt sighed. "What's his name?"
Mercedes shrugged. "David didn't tell me."
"What? I'm going on a double date and I don't even know my date's name?" Kurt said exasperatedly.
"So you'll go?" Mercedes' face lit up with excitement.
"Yes, but really, M?"
"I'm sorry, boo. You'll find out his name when you meet him. Isn't it better that way? You'll get to introduce yourselves properly!"
"Fine. But tell David not to tell this guy my name, either," Kurt demanded.
Mercedes nodded. "Will do! Actually, I'll text him right now!" She pulled out her phone.
Hey! Have you told Whatshisname about Kurt yet? -Mercedes
No. I haven't told him about the date yet. Why? -David
Kurt doesn't want the guy to know his name so that he can tell him himself. Kurt doesn't know Whatshisname's name either, so Whatshisname can tell him himself, too. -Mercedes
Okay, cool. Sure. Good idea. BTW, his name is Blaine Anderson. -David
Awesome -Mercedes
"Okay! So, I told David not to tell him your name. I know his name now, though." Mercedes grinned.
Kurt grimaced. "This is so unfair. I don't even know what he looks like!"
"So? Come on, I'm sure he's really hot!"
"Yeah? And what if he's not?" Kurt challenged.
"Hey, fine! I'll tell David to send me a picture of him, and if he's ugly, I won't make you go. Deal?" Mercedes asked hopefully. "Please, boo? I really like David, and I've never been on a date before. And neither have you, for that matter!"
"Fine, fine! Alright!" Kurt rolled his eyes.
"Yay! Thanks, boo!"
"Whatever," he muttered.
Could you by any chance send me a picture of Blaine? I'm not going to show Kurt, but I promised him that if I thought Blaine was ugly, he wouldn't have to go. Not that I think he's ugly. Being friends with you, he has to be hot, right? ;) -Mercedes
So true. But yes, if I were gay, I would think he was very hot. But I'm straight, so... I don't know... I'll have to ask Nick or Jeff. They are more friends of mine from Dalton Academy. They're gay, too. -David
Why don't you choose one of them instead? Are they dating? -Mercedes
No, they aren't dating. Blaine is my best friend, he's gay and he's hotter than any other gay guy I know. -David
Cool, so how about that picture? -Mercedes
Promise you won't ditch me for him? -David
He's gay, isn't he? I would never do that, anyway. -Mercedes
Mercedes looked at the picture and let out a low whistle. "Wow."
"What? He's ugly? I don't have to go on the date?" Kurt asked hopefully.
Mercedes shook her head. "You still have to. No, he's really hot. You're going to love him."
Kurt bit his lip, unsure. "Alright."
"Hey, B!" David greeted his friend cheerfully.
Blaine rolled his eyes. "Alright, what do you want me to do?"
David frowned. "How did you know I wanted you to do something?"
"The only time you ever call me, 'B', is when you need me to do something for you. So, what do you want?" Blaine looked at him expectantly.
"I want you to go on a double date with me," David told him.
Blaine shook his head. "No. David, I'm gay. Ask Wes."
"I can't, because, unlike you, Wes is straight, and for this situation, he won't work." David sat down on Blaine's bed, letting it sink in.
"Wait... what?" Blaine asked, confused.
"The girl has a best friend, and he's gay," David explained. "When she told me about him, I told her about you, and suggested we go on a double date." He shrugged. "So, you in?"
Blaine chuckled and shook his head. "I'm not going on a blind date."
"Oh, come on! Please? For me? At least it's not a girl! Blaine, pleeeeaaase!" David begged.
Blaine sighed. "I'm so going to regret this."
David grinned and hugged him. "Oh, thankyouthankyouthankyou!"
"Alright, alright! Get off me!" Blaine laughed. "What's his name?"
David shook his head. "I can't tell you."
"Why?"
"The boy told my girl, who told me not to tell you his name. I told her your name, and she's not going to tell the boy. We want you to introduce yourselves properly. I even sent the girl a picture of you." David grinned.
"What? Why would you do that to me?"
"Mercedes- that's my date- told the boy that she wouldn't make him go if she thought you were ugly, so she needed a picture." David shrugged.
"Fine."
"Kurt, they're here!" Mercedes shouted.
Kurt had told his dad that he was spending the night at Mercedes' house, so that's where they were at the time.
"Okay, coming!" Kurt shouted from Mercedes' room.
He heard two boy's voices coming from the front door as he slowly walked down the stairs, his heart racing. What will this guy look like? Is he nice? Is he even my type? Do I look okay? Damn it, I'm going to make such a fool of myself! Kurt was thinking.
"Mercedes?" he said cautiously as he rounded the corner to the door.
He saw a black skinned boy, who he supposed was David, and another boy, who was about three inches shorter than David. He had curly hair, beautiful hazel eyes, a smile that lit up the room, and the most stunning face Kurt had ever seen.
Mercedes gestured for Blaine and David to step inside.
"Hello," Blaine greeted her. "You must be Mercedes. I've heard so much about you. Only good things, of course."
Mercedes grinned. "Yes, that's me." She turned and yelled, "Kurt, they're here!" Then she looked at Blaine and smiled politely. "He'll be down in a moment."
"Okay, coming!" Blaine heard a boy from upstairs shout in response.
"So..." Mercedes said conversationally. "You're Blaine?"
Blaine nodded. "That I am."
"Mercedes?" Blaine heard the most beautiful voice in the world.
The boy came into view, and Blaine's smile froze on his face.
So, sorry if you disagree with David and Mercedes as a couple. I thought they would make a pretty good couple, though, so... It worked out the best anyway.
Reviews are very much welcome!
