Sandy Dogs and Stupid Foxs
by The-Original Evil Chibi Gaara

Disclaimer: If you think I own Naruto... your wrong... I own Gaara and I keep him in a closet upstairs laugh insanely in a corner

Warning! This story is rated M for language, language, yaoi, suggestive themes, reference to sex… (yeah reference not the real thing), language and mild nudity… did I mention language?

Notes: In this story Gaara and Naruto are about 16-17ish. No, its not the TimeSkip because Gaara still has his demon and is not yet Kazekage. The story is Gaara/Naruto.

♠ Prologue ♠

Gaara growled angrily as the witch doctor flung smoke bombs at him. Gaara, Kankuro, and Tameri had been sent on a mission to capture Tashi, a crazy witch doctor. She was wanted for the disappearance of a rich feudal lord, a rich business man, and the daughter of an honorable priest. Gaara split up with them, thinking it would be easy to track the witch doctor as one. Gaara had found her near the Konoha border.

The witch doctor, Tashi, was proving to be a formidable opponent. Coughing slightly in the purple haze he, he summoned his sand and leapt out of the purple cloud, to see Tashi sitting on her flying, red eyed, panther.

"Gaara of the Desert, you amuse me with your control of sand." She said in high pitched
voice. "You are the holder of Shukaku, are you not?" Gaara raised his hand, directing the
sand toward the demon panther. The panther dodged his attack by going up and began speeding toward him, blowing fire on its way. Gaara sand blocked the fire balls easily, and again directed his sand toward the panther. It dodged the sand again, but that was what Gaara wanted. The sand split and managed to get a hold on the panther's leg. Gaara dragged the cat down to the earth, as it screeched, and yowled with anger. Tashi leaped away from her demon panther, but did not get far as, the sand had rapped around her ankle and began slowly engulfing her body.

"Danm you!" She shrieked waving her staff furiously.

"If I were you, I would surrender and be taken to authorities with out a fuss." Gaara warned her. "I don't want to kill."

"Well that's too bad!" she snarled. " 'Cause I don't mind killing you." She struggled against the sand, trying to stop it from covering her hands. After a few minute, she gave up, looking almost hungrily at Gaara.

"I may not be able to attack you." She whispered, as she waved her staff in a circle. "But I can curse you!" She pointed her staff at him menacingly. "I will show everyone the dog you truly are!" Gaara eyes narrowed and sand immediately sheltered him from her pointing staff, however nothing came out of if. Gaara quickly covered her arms and legs with sand, so only her face was visible. Gaara closed his hands a little bit and heard the crunching noise of her legs breaking. Gaara lit his hand fall to his side. He felt a little dizzy, a sickening feeling was in his stomach. He clutched his it, glaring at Tashi.

"What the hell?" he growled. Gaara fell on his knees. The world around him was beginning to spin. His body was itchy all over and there was a pain in his backside. What was happening to him? He looked at his hands, and yelled at the site of them, but instead of a yell, it was a howl that irrupted from his throat.

EvilChibiGaara- yeah I finally made it on fanfiction! I been so lazy lately.

Gaara- glares

EvilChibiGaara- What?

Gaara- What the hell did you do to me!?

EvilChibiGaara- You will just have to wait for the next chapter!

Gaara- death glares

EvilChibiGaara- gulps