Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy 7
A/N: This is going to be gross, I warn you. This is just a spoof fic, to show my friend how to submit to this website lol. On updates with What's Your Problem, I am offline so am using my friend's PC.
THE SEQUEL TO STUPID MISTAKES IS OUT, PLEASE R+R!
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A Whole New Level of Stupidity
Elena was in a rush. She had woken up late, and she was on her period, and boy was it heavy. She hated it, she was in pain, and she was grouchy because of it. The bin in her bathroom was full, so she just ripped the extras and chucked them on the table. She had to get to work, and in the process, she knew that she would annoy an awful lot of drivers. She was going to get one hell of a shock later on…
Reno walked out of his room, in the apartment he shared with Elena, and noticed that she had already gone. The redhead did not care if he was late or not, so he just took his time. He realised something at that moment, Elena had taken the apartment keys.
With a sigh, he walked over to the neon pink flowerpot (Elena's idea) and began to dig around in the dirt. It was not long before he appeared triumphant, a shiny key in his hand.
Walking back into the living room, he spotted the tampons on the table. Now…you would think Reno would know what a tampon was…
Well…
'It was nice of Elena to leave me sweets! A stupid thing to do, but still nice!' he thought as he picked one up, and gave it a little shake. He looked surprised to see some red stuff drip out.
"Hmm, it would seem I need to suck the juice out. THAT IS NOT A PROBLEM!" Reno shouted to the 'sweet'. He put it in his mouth and began to suck the juice out, and was amazed to find it had a metallic tang to it.
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Elena realised that she had forgotten her shopping list, as she meant to go food shopping after work. She got out of the car and walked back up to the apartment, and screamed as soon as she got in.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAN?!" she screamed, and Reno choked on the 'sweet'.
"I'm eating the sweets you left me! They have a strange taste though…" he said, and began to ponder.
"They are used tampons!"
"…excuse me, I need to go and be ill now…" the redhead said as he ran out of the room and into the bathroom.
Elena knew that Reno could be stupid, but she at least thought he would know what a tampon was. She threw them away, and called Tseng to tell him that Reno would not be going to work.
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A/N: Probably more disgusting than funny. Review if you like, but this is just to show my friend how to submit stories, coz I suck at explaining.