Stark's World Spin-Off: Grimmjow's World
Episode One: What the F*** did you just call me
Grimmjow survived Nnoitra's sneak attack and just as he was about to get revenge he found out Nnoitra was already dead. Instead he found the tiny Nel, but before he blew her away with a cero, Nel transformed into her sexy form, eh I mean Adult form. Grimmjow fell in love, opened a gargunta and escaped with Nel to the real world, this is their story.
Grimmjow: God today is the beginning of a better life, better times, good days, and awesome sex.
Nel: What was that last part?
Grimmjow: Awesome Sex, Shit I mean booze and sex, I mean sodomy, ahh I mean... so can I lick your tits.
Nel: You gross, disgusting pervert, why did I even agree to this?
Grimmjow: Uh cause I'm Grimmjow-fuckin-Jeagerjaquez. I kick the crap outta Strawberry boy every time we fight, I have the most fangirls outta every Espada, and I'm insanely hot. I should get my own show it will be called Fucking with Grimmjow and the whole show will be me having sex with some girl and then never call her again. It will be awesome.
Nel: (Sarcastic) Oh gee I am the luckiest girl in the world to have a man like you. Anyway Grimmjow you already have your own show (looks at screen)
Grimmjow: Oh yeah, this stupid fan shit. It's about time, whenever this guy puts me in a story I end up dying. I was even raped in Farewell Former 6. Its about fucking time, I get to do what I love to do, Kick ass and Bang pussy, and I'm all out of pussy.
Thefirstespada: Strop breaking the fourth wall Greeeeeemjooww.
Grimmjow: What the fuck did you just call me; my name isn't Greeeeeemjooww, its Grimmjow. Who the hell told you my name was Greeeeeemjooww?
Thefirstespada: TOEI ANIMATION, they dub Bleach. You should kill them, drink their blood, fuck their skulls, and then rape their churches and burn their woman.
Nel: Geez its like Nnoitra 2.0 writes this.
Grimmjow: And so it is written and so shall it be done. (Flies to TOEI headquarters.)
Thefirstespada: Soo wanna fuck.
Nel: *SLAP*
Thefirstespada: So I take it you're into Sadomasochism.
Grimmjow: (Burst through wall and arrives at the presidents office.)
TOEI President: OMG its Greeeeeemjooww.
Grimmjow: It's Grimmjow! Taste my Cero you Son of a Bitch.
Grimmjow's cero not only killed TOEI president it also destroyed half the city, so from this day on November the 29th shall be known as Greeeeeemjooww day. Fangirls rioted and millions were kill, good start for a series wouldn't you say.
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