I have a complete writers block for The Dairy. I know where the story is going, but the problem is how to get there. Anyhow, I have decided to write something fun and the chapters will be short. I was reading other fanfics and I am borrowing the idea from for this short series. These events take place a year after the diary was read. Enjoy.
And the usual: I do not own KKM and blah, blah, blah.
Conrart was walking towards the stables for his daily patrol of the surrounding areas. Yozak had volunteered to join him for the ride. They met up by the stable doors. Yozak had Conrart's horse ready and waiting.
"Good morning captain!"
"Good morning Yozak," replied the soldier.
"I have a parchment for you. It says, 'For Lord Conrart Weller's eyes only. Anyone reading this will die a thousand horrible sandbear pounding deaths.'" Yozak handed the parchment over to Conrart. Conrart took the parchment and looked it over before opening it. He was not sure if he should open since it could have been a trap, but the statement of 'thousand horrible sandbear deaths' was one that made it seem that it was not that dangerous.
Conrart broke the seal and read the parchment. A very wicked smile graced his face and said, "Yozak would you like to be by partner in crime?" He handed the parchment to Yozak who was now intrigued. Yozak read the following.
To the esteem and noble Lord Conrart Weller,
It has come under my knowledge that Shin Makoku is currently experiencing a time a of great peace. It has also come under my understanding that your Maou is actually working hard and diligently to become a great Maou. He has not skived any of his duties or lessons. I am under the impression that he is going to become quite boring.
Therefor, if you so chose to, your mission along with one partner in crime is too completely and utterly annoy the Maou. Attached is a list of that you and your partner must use to annoy him.
Sincerely and Respectfully,
Mr. I Want My Revenge
Yozak read the list and whistled. "So Conrart are you accepting the mission?"
Conrart mounted his horse. "What do you think my dear partner in crime?"
Yozak mounted his horse, "I was actually thinking of finding some excuse to go and spy on someone. It was getting pretty boring around here. Do you know who wrote this?"
Conrart looked at his friend, "Who cares!"
And with that the two horsemen went for their morning ride plotting the first objective on the list.