Skylanders Comedy Show

Diclaimer : I do NOT own Skylanders !

Narrator : "Welcome to the Skylanders Comedy Show ! Presenting our hosts… ( drum roll )

WHIRLWIND AND SPYRO !"

Whirlwind : "Hello ! My name is Whirlwind !"

Spyro : "And my name is Spyro !"

Whirlwind : "Staring all of the Skylanders that our portal masters have…"

Spyro : "At least it's better that three Skylanders !" -grin-

Whirlwind : "Yeah…"

Whirlwind and Spyro : ( Imagining Trigger Happy, Gill Grunt, and Spyro ) –shiver-

Spyro : "Presenting our first guest... ZAP, OUR WATER DRAGON !"

-Zap comes on the stage-

Zap : "RAWR ! RAWR ! RAWR !"

Whirlwind : "What is he talking about ?"

Spyro : "I have no idea…"

Zap : "RAWR ! RAWR ! RAWR !" -glaring at Whirlwind and Spyro-

Spyro : "Nope. Still don't understand him…"

Zap : "RAWR ! RAWR ! RAWR !"

Whirlwind : "CAN SOMEONE TELL US WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT ?!"

-Silence-

Zap : "Ribbit…" -walks off stage angrily-

Whirlwind and Spyro : "Well… We understand that…"

Whirlwind : *clears throat* "That's our first guest today even though we didn't understood him… Next guest… TRIGGER HAPPY !"

-Trigger Happy comes on the stage-

Trigger Happy : "YEEHA ! ~Robin's in the kitchen, Joker's in the hall, Batman's in the bathroom and he's peeing on the wall ! Oh !~ Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg ! Batmobile lost a wheel, Joker got away, HEY ! Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg ! Batmobile lost a wheel, Joker got away ! Skiing down a hill, with broken skis, skiing down a hill, bumping into trees ! The snow is turning red, I think I might be dead, I woke up in the hospital with stiches in my head ! Oh !~ Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg ! Batmobile lost a wheel, Joker got away, HEY ! Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg ! Batmobile lost a wheel, Joker got away !" BOOM ! -shots golden coins-

Everyone except Whirlwind : "WE'RE RICH !"

Spyro : -jumps up and down trying to catch a coin-

Whirlwind : -yanked Spyro down by his tail-

Spyro : "OWWWW !" -because his mouth was open, he swallowed a coin-

Whirlwind : "OH MY GOSH ! I'M SOOOOO SORRRYYY ! LET ME HELP YOU !"

Narrator : "Whirlwind hugs Spyro ( his back to her ) really tightly, and squeezes him until the coin comes out. "

Spyro : -glares at Whirlwind-

Whirlwind : -grinning sheepishly-

Spyro : "And that's Trigger Happy ! Next guest… PRISM BREAK !"

-Prism Break comes on the stage-

Prism Break : "HI EVERYONE ! Today I don't know what to do… Any suggestions ?"

Random Mabu : "Why don't you try to poop out diamonds ?"

Prims Break : "GOOD IDEA !" -holds his crystal hands up-

Everyone : ONE ! TWO ! THREE ! GO !"

Prism Break : "AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH !"

Whirlwind : "What's that shiny thing under your butt ?" –innocently-

Prism Break : "IT'S A DIAMOND !"

Spyro : "Why is it covered in brown stuff ?"

Prism Break : "Ohhh~ It's my mud poo !~" –smiles-

Everyone : "EEEWWWWWWWWW !"

Prism Break : "WHO WANTS THIS DIAMOND ?!"

Everyone : "EEEWWWWWW ! NOOOOOOOOOOOO !"

Prism Break : "Well… More for me…" -shrugs, then starts pooping out more diamonds on stage-

Whirlwind : "DO THIS SOMEWHERE ELSE !" -hides behind Spyro, scared-

Prism Break : -walks off stage-

Spyro : "AND TAKE YOUR DIAMONDS WITH YOU !"-while hugging the scared Whirlwind-

Prism Break : -comes up stage again, takes his diamonds, and sits back down-

-Skylanders and Mabus next to Prism Break scoot away from him-

Spyro : "So… That's Prism Break who tried to poop out diamonds… which worked…. Next is… WRECKING BALL !"

-Wrecking Ball comes on the stage-

Wrecking Ball : "~My name is Wrecking Ball, I like my name 'cause I'm the ball ! *the real wrecking ball is coming towards him* What is that thing it's so huge ! It's coming towards, me, e, e, e , It's coming towards, me, e, e-AAAAHHHHH !" -thrown away by wrecking ball ( the real deal )-

Spyro : "What's me-AHHH ?"

Whirlwind : -comes out behind him- "I don't know. I don't think it's suppose to be part of the song anyways…"

Spyro : "Should we help him ?"

Whirlwind : "… Nahhhhhhhh. "

-CRASH !-

-Spyro flies over.-

-Poke-

-Poke-

-Poke-

Spyro : "Are you okay ?"

Wrecking Ball : "I'm…...okay….-passed out with x marks in his eyes-"

Spyro : "Can someone call the ambulance ? And a substitute for Wrecking Ball, please ?"

-Few moments later-

-Ambulance came over with Double Trouble, Pop Fizz, and Terrafin-

Spyro : "SERIOUSLY ?! THE SUBSTITUTE FOR WRECKING BALL IS TERRAFIN ?!"

-Terrafin gets Wrecking Ball to the ambulance by swimming in the ground-

Spyro : "Whatever…"

Whirlwind : "O..K… That's Wrecking Ball with his song that knocked him out cold… Next is … a clip of… Bash and… Flashwing ?"

-clip starts-

Bash : "I really wish I could fly…"

-CRASH !-

Bash : "What was that ?! I better go check it out…"

-Bash comes close to a crystal, which has a silhouette of a dragoness inside it, that starts to crack a little bit-

Bash : "It's cracking !"

-Crystal bursts open and a female gem dragon steps out of it-

Bash : "What a beautiful dragoness…"

-Bash gets closer to the gem dragoness-

Flashwing : "AAAAAHHHHHH !" –blasts bash with a full force laser pulse from her tail not knowing if he is a friend or foe-

Bash : "AAAAAAAHHHHHHH !" –falls off the cliff-

Narrator : "Maybe Bash really did flew that day…"

-Everyone laughs-

Spyro and Whirlwind : "That's a short clip about how Bash and Flashwing first met !"

-Slobbertooth suddenly walks on stage-

Spyro : "Okay then… Our next guest is Slobbertooth !"

-Random microphone rolls onto the stage-

-Slobbertooth eats it-

Slobbertooth : "I eat the microphone…Sowwy."

Spyro : "Okay… That's fi-"

-before Spyro can finish his sentence, Slobbertooth eats his microphone-

Spyro : "SLOBBERTOOTH ! You ate my microphone !"

Slobbertooth : "I eat the microphone again… Sowwy. I don't know why they make microphone so delicious !"

-Slobbertooth approaches Whirlwind and is about to eat her microphone-

Narrator : "Faster than light, Whirlwind yelps and hides behind Spyro. Because she doesn't want to get her wings wet. "

Slobbertooth : -nearing the microphone-

-His mouth openes…-

Spyro : -blasts him of the stage-

Slobbertooth : "AAAAAAAAHHHHHH !"

-CRASH !-

Slobbertooth : "I'm…alright…No more eating microphones for me…"

Spyro : "It's okay, Whirlwind… You're not getting your wings wet…" –Spyro whispers in her ears-

Spyro : "Okay everyone ! We'll be back after this short commercial break !"

Whirlwind : "And also after we get more microphones !" –she and Spyro glares at Slobbertooth-

Slobbertooth : "I told you I'm sowwy…"

...

Spyro and Whirlwind : "Okay ! We're back live on the Skylanders Comedy Show !"

Whirlwind : "Okay… Our next guest is… -"

-Before she can finish, Gollum from Lord of the Rings, appears-

Gollum : "Hello there ! Have you seen pwecious ?" ( the pwecious, or should we say precious, is the evil ring )

Spyro : "WHAT THE HECK IS THAT THING ?!"

Whirlwind : "I HAVE NO IDEA ! GET THE HECK OUT OF HERE !"

-Whirlwind charges up her Rainbow Black Hole and sends Gollum in it-

-The ring fell out of his pocket-

Gollum : "NOOOOOOOOO ! MY PWECIOUS !"

-Black hole disappears ( with Gollum )-

Do you feel sorry for him ?

We are ( NOT ).

-Frodo randomly comes on stage, picks the ring up, and leaves-

-Everybody stares-

Spyro : "O….kay ?"

Narrator : "Suddenly, everyone remembers when Whirlwind attacks Gollum."

Everyone : 'Remind me never to make her angry…' –shiver-

Whirlwind : "Okay… Let's move on… The next guest is…"

-Suddenly Kaos' giant head and flying castle appears-

Spyro and Whirlwind : " OH COME ON !"

Kaos : "HELLO YOU PUNY SKYLANDERS ! SKYLANDS WILL BE MINE ! HAHAHAH-"

-Suddenly the real Kaos fell out of his castle-

-More staring-

Kaos : "Uhm…Hehe…Hello Skylanders…"

Spyro : "ATTACK !"

-Everyone glomps him-

Kaos : "GLUMSHANKS ! GET ME OUT OF HERE !"

Glumshanks : "Yes Master !"

-Glumshanks teleports Kaos back on the flying castle and flies off-

Whirlwind : "As I was saying… Next guest is… POP FIZZ !"

-Pop Fizz comes on the stage-

Pop Fizz : "Hello everyone ! I want to show you my ultimate power-up potion !"

-Pop Fizz drinks his potion-

-POOF !-

-Pop Fizz turns into a pig-

Pop Fizz : "OH NO ! OINK ! I DRANK THE WRONG POTION ! OINK !"

-Everyone laughes-

Pop Fizz : "OH ! OINK ! IT'S THIS ONE ! OINK !"

-He drinks his potion again-

-POOF !-

-This time, he turns into a flower-

-Stare-

Narrator : "The Pop Fizz flower points it's leaf to the potion beside it ( him )."

-Whirlwind pour the potion on it ( him )-

-POOF !-

-He turns back to normal-

Pop Fizz : "Why thank you Whirlwind."

-Pop Fizz clears his throat-

Pop Fizz : "Now… THIS IS THE ULTIMATE POWER-UP POTION !"

-POOF !-

-When the smoke clears out, it reveals a giant version of Pop Fizz-

-Everyone claps-

-POOF !-

Pop Fizz : "Thank you ! Thank you !

Spyro : "And that's Pop Fizz with his power-up potion !"

-Pop Fizz walks off stage-

Spyro : "Next is… ERUPTOR !"

-Eruptor comes on the stage-

Eruptor : "Hey everyone ! I'm Eruptor, and I like to barf lava !

-Suddenly, Eruptor feels like he's about to sneeze-

Eruptor : "Ah…Ah…AHCOO !"

-Fire came out of his nose and burns the stage-

Good thing Spyro and Whirlwind flies off of it in time.

Spyro : "ZAP ! PUT THE FIRE OUT !"

Zap : "RAWR ! RAWR ! RAWR !"

-Zap sends out a wave of water that puts out the fire-

Spyro : "ERUPTOR !"

Eruptor : "Sorry…"

Spyro : "CAN SOMEONE FIX THE STAGE ?!"

Sprocket : "OH ! I can do it !"

Spyro : "Thank you, Sprocket !"

Whirlwind : "And that's it for today's show ! See you next time !"

Spyro : "WHO WANTS TO PLAY TRUTH OR DARE !"

-Every Skylanders raises their hands-

Every Skylanders : "WE DO !"

THE END…

What do you think ?

Should I make a bonus chapter for the truth or dare ?

Thanks for reading !