Michael and his trombone always had this special connection. Something just sparked the moment their lips met.
It was December 25, 2004. Christmas day. Michael was invited(more like dragged along) to his dad's coworker's Christmas party. Being the musical protegee he was, he was the chosen one to play some slammin' Christmas tunes. Jingle Bells, Sleigh Ride, and Candyland were the desired songs to be tromboned for the whole night.
Michael was getting ready in Mr. Slalamon's bedroom, applying some cover up when suddenly his instrument honked and spoke in a deep, musky voice.
"You know, I've always wanted to me alone with you" it whispered
"what? What The fuCK?" Michael said out loud but only could go up to 50% because of the shock.
"That's right." Suddenly, Trommy's slide slid all the way out, "I've had many guys put their lips to mine, but yours are the finest pair. So thick…and so… kissable"
The object hopped up from the bed, dimmed the lights, and stood in front of Michael.
"Ummm, are you like a gay trombone or something?" Michael questioned awkwardly.
"Hell yeah man!"
"Me too!"
"Michael, please do me a favour, before we go out there, I want my Christmas present. Blow me. Take your time, use your tongue, get all around." Trommy demanded.
Michael picked up his beloved trombone, sliding everywhere,blowing Trommy. He even kneeled on the floor and layed Trommy on the bed so there was more room. Trommy was honking everywhere, his slide going crazy. Speed increasing, 9000% more honking and his slide haden't gone back down for a few minutes. It was close. Michael reached his hands up to Trommy's bell and felt it everywhere. Everything got quieter, his slide went down. He did it. He finally blew his Trombone. And now that the feelings were out there, they would never be forgetten.
"I love you, Michael." Trommy Groaned.
"I love you too, Trommy. It's us forever and always"
Later that night he blew (hehe) everybody away with the help of Louis Armstrong's soul. He rocked the show. Tromboning away, fingers everywhere, knowing things were going to be wonderful from here on out.