Title: Totally Wrong
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Characters: John/Rodney
Word Count: 296
Rating: PG
Summary: 'I thought you'd run to the other end of Atlantis and then I'd have to run all round looking for you and then spend like three, no, four months trying to convince you that I'm good for you-'

Totally Wrong

'I'm sorry Colonel I can't do this anymore.'

'Rodney, what the hell is that supposed to mean?'

'I can't be… this… with you and how we are so not doing it already. I can't take any more rejection.'

'Wha- wha- hold on, not doing it already? Not doing what?'

'Don't be naïve Colonel. You know exactly what I'm talking about. That dumb façade you put on for everyone else doesn't wash on me, I know you're clever.'

'Is that a twisted way of complimenting me?'

'NO!'

'Rodney, I'm really really sorry but I have not idea what you're talking about.'

'Oh for the love of god, don't you get it. I can't stand back while you prance around the galaxy sleeping with every girl within five feet. I can't do that to myself.'

'Wait… Are you… jealous?'

'What? No… yes.'

'Why? What would I give you?'

'Look… I love myself and I know I'm arrogant and a pain in your ass and I know it may seem like I don't need anyone to be close to me but I do. I need you. I want you to love me.'

'And you call yourself a genius McKay… that title needs some consideration, as you're so totally oblivious to the fact that I've loved you since I first met you. How can I not love you? You're… you're everything.'

'What? You love me? Why?'

'Excuse me. I thought you wanted it.'

'I do, it's just I never thought that you'd be like this. I thought you'd run to the other end of Atlantis and then I'd have to run all round looking for you and then spend like three, no, four months trying to convince you that I'm good for you-'

'Rodney?'

'What?'

'Shut Up.'