Before I say anything, I'm just going to point out that Megan is Roy's cousin that a friend and I came up with.

I honestly don't know where this came from. A challenge, I guess! The challenger thought this was funny and I decided to put it up. Sorry if it's a little off. I hope you're able to follow everything.

If the mood changes real quickly, it's beause I wrote this in little parts every five or so minutes, and it was "to be continued". Then I decided to finish and put it up.

That is all. Enjoy!

Quick Edit: I just realized that this is the 16000th FMA story on here. Cool!

The Tea Party

"Hello?"

"FullMetal?"

"What do you want...?"

"MY cousin would like you to attend a Tea Party today at 4:00. I'm making it an official mission. If you don't show up, you fail. Got it?"

"What? But that's un-pr--"

"Good that you see it my way, FullMetal."

CLICK!

"What? Taisa? Hello?"

§§§

"Edo-chan! You made it! D: What took you so long? You're 40 seconds late!!"

"Well, see, I--"

"NO EXCUSES! Now come with me!"

"This is the table you'll be sitting at,"

Megan pointed to a REAL small talbe. Smaller than Edward, even.

"And this is Mrs. Wefflerbottom,"

Megan pointed to a random doll sitting at the table.

"And THIS is Mr. Cuddles,"

She pointed to a stuffed bear

"And this is Eunice the Unicorn!"

Megan pointed to a stuffed unicorn. What did you think it was, a pumpkin?

"NOW SIT DOWN!"

Edward obeyed.

"Okay, Mr. Edric, would you like some tea?"

"Uhh...um... sure?"

"TOO BAD! You're the gentleman, so you need to offer ME a cup of tea!"

"Okay, uh... Megan, would--"

"NO! I'm Fairy Princess Mistress Megan the Superior!"

"Okay, Fairy Princess Megan the Superior... would you like some tea?"

It seemed like Edward had trouble saying this.

"NO! I want lemonade! Duh!"

"Do you have any lemonade?"

"How should I know?"

Sigh.

Pause.

"What are you standing there for? POUR ME SOME LEMONADE!"

"But you don't have any--"

"It's pretend lemonade, Sir Edric the fourth."

"Sir Edric the--?"

"I SAID TO POUR ME SOME LEMONADE!"

Edward picked up the kettle.

"Hey! That's rude! You don't just pour something, you have to ASK if I want any!"

"But I already asked,"

"You don't argue with a lady, Sir Edric the Fourth."

"Okay, would you like some lemonade, Fairy Princess Megan the Superior?"

"No! Why would I? This is a TEA PARTY!"

"But you just said--"

"Didn't you hear me earlier? I said to never argue with a lady!"

"Uh, right..." He nodded.

"Sir Edric the Fourth! Nodding your head at the table is considered impolite on other planets!"

"Sorry,"

"One-wored setences are considered impolite in other dimensions,"

"Okay,"

"Didn't you just hear me?"

"Yes,"

"Good! Now offer me some tea!"

Sigh. "Fairy Princ--"

"Sighing is illeagal on other countries!"

"Okay. Fairy Princess Megan the Superior, would you like some tea?"

"No, I want lemonade!"

"But this--"

"Don't argue with a LADY!"

"Okay, okay, fine. What would you like to drink, Fairy Princess Megan the Superior?"

"Tea, duh. This is a tea party."

"Alright. Would you like some tea, Fairy Princess Megan the Superior?"

"How many times have I told you? I want lemonade!"

"You said it was a tea party and that you don't drink lemonade at tea--"

"It's impolite to dwell on the past, Sir Edric the Fourth."

Right, right okay. So, Fairy Princess Megan the Superior, what do you want to drink?"

"I'm not thirsty anymore. Go home. You ruined my appletight."

"What? Fine, okay, whatever..."

§§§

RING!

"Hello?"

"FullMetal, you failed."

"WHAT?!"

"You heard me,"

"Fai-- I mean, uh, Megan told me to go home!"

"That's no excuse. It's your own fault she wanted you to go home."

"What's that supposed to mean?!!"

CLICK!

"Taisa? Hello? Mustang? HELLO?!"

Uh... the end?