Sakura and the Akatsuki Presents: What would happen if..?
WARNING: MAJOR CRACK AND LIME INSIDE. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, THEN DON'T READ IT. DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU!!!
Dedicated to
Momo-chan
Edward aka "Itachi Uchiha"
Mikhail aka "Akasuna no Sasori"
whom I've always had this argument with a little too often.
I obviously don't own Naruto because if I did, Karin-bitch and Oro-bastard never existed, Sasu-gay would be making out with Naruto, Sakura would be probably married to either Itachi or Deidara, and Sasori would live forever in his glorious smexiness.
So deal with it!!
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Momo the Sacred Neko:
Dear Satsuki, what would happen if Deidara kissed Kisame?
.Akatsuki no Konan-sama.:
Dear Momo, there'll be a bunch of little blond-haired, blue-skinned babies with pyromaniac tendencies running around the Akatsuki base.
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"Hey Deidara, give me the remote."
Deidara glared evilly at the blue-skinned shinobi who was sprawled on the couch in the living room of the Akatsuki base. Apparently the blond artist was currently busy with a miniature sculpture of a toucan.
"Go get it yourself, Fish-dick."
"Aw c'mon, Deidara. It's right on top of the TV!" Kisame groaned, sitting up straight to face the bomber. Deidara was seated on his mini art studio which was a few meters behind the TV. God, the Akatsuki really has to expand their territory.
Deidara remained on his seat. "I'm not some maid you can boss around, you lazy piece of shit! Besides, you're nearer to the TV than me! Why don't you ask Tobi?" And with that statement he returned his attention back to his art.
Kisame shrugged. "Hm. Great idea." He drew in a deep breath and hollered, "TOBI!!!"
He waited for a few seconds but amazingly, Tobi didn't come.
"He didn't appear. That's odd," Kisame mumbled. "Deidara, you better get the remote or I'll whine here endlessly till your ears bleed to death! I'm sick of watching Barney!!" Sounds of "I love you, you love me" filled the small room which pissed Deidara off.
Deidara finally stood up, mumbling something about "Stupid Sushi! I'll shove your Samehada up your sluggish ass someday!" He irately grabbed the remote and was about to hand it to Kisame when–
"KISAME-SAN DO NOT FEAR! SUPER TOBI IS HERE!"
–Tobi charged in the living room with a cape around his shoulders. He bumped into Deidara's back which caused the artist to trip forward and land his lips upon Kisame's.
"Ew!! Kisame-san and Deidara-senpai are making out!" Tobi cried out childishly.
All of a sudden cameras and videocams are all around the couple. The kiss continued for a few minutes until Deidara, a heavy blush settling on his cheeks, pulled away from the sword-wielder who was grinning madly.
"Mm, vanilla…" Kisame moaned, licking his lips in anticipation. "More."
He pulled Deidara to him once more, savoring the taste of the blond shinobi.
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Me: Ah, crack. I haven't made one in a long time! I missed it a lot.
This was done to celebrate my broken arm, which is somewhat fine now. *claps*
And if you have any questions about "What would happen if…" you can send it to me through reviews! Seriously. I want to continue this.
More crack and crap to come soon!
Momo: Sis, you have a visitor!
Me: That must be the doctor from the mental hospital! I gotta run and hide!
REVIEW PLEASE!!!