Disclaimer: I receive weekly calls from Kishimoto himself for ideas, because, I'm. Just. That. Awesome. (Insert exasperated sigh)Girls can dream, yes? Enjoy.

Horoscope

Mellow Lellow

Sakura Haruno, March 28

ARIES

You may find it hard to connect with your emotions today, Aries. It could be that it's difficult to find a bit of quiet time when you can really sit down and listen to your inner voice. There are distractions all around that are pulling you in many different directions. Keep in mind that these forces aren't necessarily acting in your best interests.

The scene before you shows an overcrowded clothing store. Fluorescent lights glaring down on the havoc. You see clothes thrown everywhere. People fighting over shirts like animals. Children are crying or running rampant through the racks. Or both.

You note a woman yelling at a hopeless salesperson.

You see a suspiciously homeless looking man shoving woman's underwear in his pockets.

You think you see someone passed out in the shoe department, but they could just be sleeping. On a pile of shoes. Sure, why not.

Now rewind a bit. Remember the screaming woman and the poor salesperson who happens to be on the unfortunate end of this verbal lashing? Yea, that would be me you see there. No, no, not the fashionably dressed woman screeching her lungs out. To your right a bit. Yup, right there.

My name's Sakura Haruno. I work at this retail store. And that is me, getting my eardrums destroyed. This is what I have to deal with everyday.

See, this woman comes in, wanting to return a skirt she supposedly bought here, but conveniently forgot her receipt. Thing is? We don't sell that skirt, and never have. But when I tried to explain this? She flies off the handle. And the funny thing is, I can't for the life of me, bring myself to care. I find myself wondering if she knows that her Gucci bag is actually a fake.

"Are you listening to me?!"

Psh. Hell No.

I nodded my head in assent.

"…Incompetent people, nowadays!"

I'm betting this woman has no idea that my IQ is probably double hers.

What complete Idiots.

"You'll get no where in this industry with that attitude, missy!"

Bitch please.

I quirked my eyebrow. I almost laughed in her face. Really, how absurd.

Because, you know, students (Moi) who attend the most prestigious Medical University in the country on full ride scholarships need to do well in the retail industry. Psh, this was a side job.

You don't deserve this!

"WELL?" She finished quite dramatically.

I gazed around the scene around me, taking in the utter chaos.

LEAVE!

"I think," I began, sweeping my gaze over her, "that, I have more important things to be doing." And with that, I sauntered past, leaving her with her mouth agape. I bid good riddance to annoying children, left behind creepy homeless men and said farewell to people sleeping on the shoes.

I deserved better! I was going to be a doctor, damn it! I can't achieve that goal here. I'm going to be the best doctor this country has ever seen.

And I will never, ever have to work in a retail store again.

Hell yea!

A/N: Whoo! Done with the first one. This is going to be a series of one shots, based on your favorite character's Horoscopes. Please review. It's amazing, but it actually makes me want to write! Fancy that.