Kamijou Touma could safely say he was unfortunate. Ever since he had met a certain nun hanging from his balcony he could say his misfortune had increased. He could also say with certainty that he would not change his circumstances even if he was given the choice of going back and never meeting that nun. For while much misfortune had befallen him at the same time what he gained in companionship from his friends was irreplaceable to him.
Which was why he was in his current predicament. Having gone to retrieve Index from her "kidnapping" by Stiyl he once again found himself involved in a quite misfortunate situation regarding a missing nun from the Roman Catholic Church named Orsola Aquinas. Sadly for him his misfortune shined through to the end and he found himself fighting the other nuns who had been there to take Orsola for her supposed knowledge regarding a forbidden magical tome.
This led to his current situation in which he was fighting the loli-nun Agnese Sanctis which he had just concluded much like all his previous fights. Unconscious. Hopefully to wake up under the tender cares of Heaven Canceller once again. Although he didn't know that was the frog-eyed doctor's name.
But let's change the script a bit. After falling unconscious Touma fell victim to an all or nothing magic that Agnese hadn't even been aware was on her. This magic was meant to banish what it was used against. Sadly the magic had never said where it was banishing the victim.
At this same time, although a dimension away so time is relative, a pervert was fighting to rescue another nun. This pervert carried a sacred gear known as Ddraig and he was about to storm into a church held by what were known as Fallen Angels to save a nun named Asia.
That is until a portal opened over his head and out fell a spiky haired youth, who if he could speak would have been screaming, "Fukou Da" as loudly as he could. And that is where our story begins.
AN: Well how is it? It's my first serious attempt at a fic and I hope I don't disappoint anyone.