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April Fool's, Kakashi! Chapter 1: The Plan
March 31
Tomorrow is April 1st. Me, Sasuke, Neji, and Kiba are going to get Kakashi-sensei good. HehHehHeh. We have it already set up. Every morning, Kakashi-sensei drinks a whole gallon of OJ. Tonight at midnight we are sneaking into the kitchen, dumping out almost all of the juice and replacing it with alcohol. It's gonna be so funny when he gets drunk!
Naruto put down the journal and faced his three partners in crime. "It's Midnight!" Neji exclaimed. "It's only ten thirty." Sasuke corrected. "Oh" So they waited for an hour and a half while playing Mario Sport Mix for Wii. During that time Neji had to pee twice, Sasuke fell asleep once, and they tried to stop Akamaru from chewing on the wires.
"Let's go!" said Neji. "It's finally midnight!" "How do you know?" asked Naruto. "Akamaru always has to go at midnight." "Wait a sec." said Kiba. He took the dog out and came back. "Nice job Kiba!"complained Neji. "Now it's twelve O TWO!" "Shut up Neji and let's go!" said Naruto. "We have some OJ to spike!"
(Later in Kakashi's kitchen)
"Hand me the OJ." Said Naruto. Sasuke handed over the orange juice after drinking most of it. "Hand me the alcohol." Kiba handed him the large bottle of alcohol. "How do you know he's not going to notice it's spiked?" asked Neji. "He'll just drink it without thinking because he will think it's juice." Assured Naruto. "Plus there is enough OJ in there to make it taste like it." Said Sasuke.
Just as they finished up they heard Kakashi coming down the hall.
"Hide!"Whispered Neji loudly. "Where?" "The closet!" They all made it to the closet just as Kakashi entered the kitchen. Kakashi walked to the fridge, pulled out the first thing he saw, and inhaled it. "Kiba!" said Naruto. "What's he doing? Check." Kiba cracked the door slightly so he could see. It only took him a second to close the door and fall back in horror. "What's wrong Kiba?" Neji asked. Kiba just stared at them with eyes the size of grapefruits. "I think he's in shock." Sasuke stated. Then waved his arms in front of Kiba's face. "Kiba! HELLO! Snap out of it!" "Kakashi's not wearing any clothes." Kiba whispered still slightly in shock. "He's in the nude!" Neji screeched. "No, he's wearing the boxers with the pikachus on them." Then Kiba passed out. "Come on!" said Naruto. "It can't be that bad." Naruto looked out the door. Seconds later…. "He was lying about the pikachu boxers." *Thud * "He's out." Said Sasuke.
"My turn!" exclaimed an ecstatic Neji. "No!" said Sasuke. "I can't carry all three of you!"
When Kakashi was no longer heard, Sasuke and Neji with Akamaru in tow dragged their friends back to Naruto's apartment, and then passed out from exhaustion on the floor.
A/N: Hope you enjoyed the first chapter of my first Fanfic ever!