How You Doing Insane Gang!

Thank you for all of those who voted on my poll. I've recently been interested in Randy Cunningham and I wanted to write a one-shot even if there isn't a lot of stories on the show. These one-shots are going to be Heidiham aka Heidi and Randy pairing. If you have any ideas on future one-shots leave it in the comments below or PM me.

Disclaimer: I don't own Randy Cunningham 9th grade ninja.

Randy thought that he was invincible who knew one of McFist's robots would deliver such a good blow.

He called Howard's phone praying that he would still be up at this ungodly hour. The time was current 1 o'clock in the morning. His phone kept on ringing and he swore underneath his breath.

Heidi was awoken by the sound of a cellphone ringing. She made her way to the living room where Howard's phone was. Howard himself was currently staying at a cousin's house.

Why did Howard forget his phone? Because he is a manger shoob. She checked the caller I.D. to see it was Randy calling.

She answered it anyway. "What do you want Sandy?"

"Heidi?" "What the juice are you doing with Howard's phone?" He grunted.

"He is staying at a cousin's house and he forgot his phone here."

"Oh wonk, I guess I have no choice, Heidi I need you to pick me up from the park now."

Heidi's eyebrows rose at the tone of Randy's voice. She never heard him sound so serious before.

She got dressed and grabbed her car keys.

Heidi drove to the park and saw bodies lying everywhere, in the middle was the ninja.

She made her way over to him.

"Thank juice you're here Heidi."

"Ninja?!" "I got a call from Randy Cunningham do you know where he is?" She asked worriedly.

"Howard is going to be mad but..." Ninja reached up hesitantly to his mask and tugged it off.

His suit vanished leaving only Randy.

"...I need your help." He panted.

"Randy!" "What the juice?!"

"No time to explain...slowly bleeding to death here."

Heidi didn't argue as she helped him to the car.

They drove back and she settled Randy on the living room couch.

He lifted up his shirt to see the long gash on his side.

"Randy we need to take you to the hospital." She said alarmed.

"No, no hospital...there is a first aid kit in Howard's room under his bed."

Heidi went to go retrieve it. She came back some time later.

Randy sat up and removed his shirt.

When she came back her breath caught in her throat.

Randy examined the gash as it started at his lower hip and travel up to his navel.

"Shit this is going to need stitches." Randy cursed underneath his breath.

As Randy was busy examining the gash Heidi got a chance to look at his upper body. He wasn't completely ripped but he was putting on lean muscle. There were other scars littering his body but non were too noticeable.

"Are you just going to continue staring at me or are you going to help me patch up." Randy asked with his eyebrow raised.

Heidi blushed and adverted her eyes.

"What do I have to do first."

"I need a cloth and water."

Heidi went to go fetch those items.

She handed the items to Randy who cleaned away the blood that was slowly dripping down his side.

"In the med kit should be some cream."

Heidi dug through and found anti-bacterial cream.

Randy winces once in a while.

"So you're the Ninja?" Heidi broke the silence.

Randy sighed.

"You can't tell anyone, especially not for your show."

"I wasn't going too."

Randy looked up from what he was doing with slightly widened eyes.

"You're not?"

Heidi scooted closer to him and took his unoccupied hand, shocking the both of them.

"I report on the Ninja because people should know all the good things Ninja does to protect everyone, by not revealing your identity keeps everyone safe especially you."

Randy lightly squeezed her hand.

"Now that you know my identity, I'm hoping that we can now hopefully be friends."

"I would love that Randy."

Heidi pulled Randy into a hug.

Randy hissed in pain.

Heidi jumped back in surprise.

"Oh juice, sorry Randy!"

Randy closed his eyes for a second before opening them.

"It's cool."

"In the kit should be thread and needle."

"You're going to stitch it up your self?"

"Yeah, Howard is good at everything else except stitching, I'm not that good at it either but I'm better than Howard."

"I could do it for you." Heidi told him.

"Really?"

"Yeah, I took a med course here and there."

"Bruce, maybe you can be my medic since Howard hates doing it."

"Sure if it helps you out then of course."

Heidi tied the thread to the needle. When she first inserted the needle Randy twitched in discomfort then he wasn't bothered by it.

When Heidi finished stitching him up it was about 2 o'clock in the morning. She wrapped his hip and lower torso up in gauze so the stitching doesn't pull.

Randy slowly got up from his place wincing slightly.

"Thanks a lot Heidi, I'll see you tomorrow."

Heidi grabbed his hand.

"You aren't seriously going to leave are you?"

"Yeah?" "I need some sleep."

"Stay here, you can't walk 6 blocks in the dark while injured."

"Alright."

They made their way upstairs and Randy went into Howard's room to get his spare clothes.

Randy came into Heidi's room a few seconds later.

"Thanks Heidi I'm glad your now part of the team."

"I am too, don't worry your secret is safe with me."

"Thanks your super cheese, night."

"Remember parents can't know you're here."

"Don't worry I'm a ninja." He smirked.

Heidi giggled and gave him a short peck on the cheek.

"Night Randy."

Randy had the dorkiest grin on his face as he left the room. Heidi went to bed moments later and woke when lips brushed her forehead at the break of she lifted her head up she felt a gust of wind. She looked over to see her window open.

She smiled one more time before going back to sleep. Heidi really liked this friendship maybe it might turn into something more.

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