Let Me Die: A Song Parody of Frozen's Let It Go

by MiscellaneousSoup

In this one-shot, you will find a hybrid of tragedy and comedy! This takes place during the procedure that brought Coulson back to life.

A/N: This proves that I have no shame. I will make fun of Coulson begging for death in Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D., while parodying a popular song. MWUHAHAAHA! ...What's wrong with me? Also, I'm totally doing this for the story views that it'll get me. (DISCLAIMER: All of this is a lie. I'm doing this just because the morbid humor made me laugh. I am not a bad person.)

A MiscellaneousSoup Song Parody:

"Let Me Die", sung to the tune of "Let It Go"

The knife gleams white on the table tonight, no chance to escape.

So many instruments, ready to slice and scrape.

The heat is burning on my face, I think I'm going to pass out.

I wish I could hear what the scientists are talking about.

Don't let them in, don't let them see,

That I've been conscious throughout this catastrophe.

Of course, if they do find out about the pain,

then my suffering could be at an end, please, just

Let me die, let me die

You're probing into my brain!

Let me die, let me die

What are you injecting into that vein?

I don't care what Fury's going to say.

Let the battle rage on

Death never bothered me anyway.

It's funny how some perspective

skews your point of view.

Once I would have led this task

Now I can't imagine it at all.

I wish I could see what they're up to

I think my bones have been sawed through.

No rest, no one to hear my plea.

I'm losing my sanity…

Let me die, let me die

Don't just turn a blind eye.

Let me die, let me die

Why, oh, why?

Here I lie

And here I stay

While the battle rages on

I feel my skin fall to the ground

My God, what is that sound?

A thought forms- could it be my last?

Everything goes black

No time to think about the past.

Let me die, let me die

This facility is like a ghost town

Let me die, let me die

Was I always just a pawn?

Here I lie

Don't know the time of day

Let the battle rage on

...Death never bothered me anyway.

…

The S.H.I.E.L.D. technician slowly reattached the wires to Coulson's torso. "Okay, Merv. This next procedure should be the last one of the day."

Merv nodded. "Sure. Hey, Jerry, I'm getting some brain waves. Haven't had those for two days."

Jerry patted the machine. "Good! Coulson, buddy, you'll be up and running in no time! What do you think he's dreaming about?"

Merv slowly peeled away some damaged skin. "Probably about S.H.I.E.L.D. business. The usual."

THE END