It was a cold, joyful, white December night and everybody was snowed in from a snowstorm that just so happened to appear out of the blue. Nobody predicted it, nobody even knew about the incoming weather and now, here was every Smasher in the mansion, stocking up on food from the kitchen, charging their electronics, and finding whatever warmth that was left. To make things worse, it was one of those nights where Peach planned one of her unnecessary, gossip-filled slumber parties for her own selfish reasons, and tonight was the night it would all begin. The first slumber party of this year's tournament. All of the girls were invited..well almost all of them. Peach made it clear that the little female smashers were not invited because the slumber party was "Rated R", and to Nana and Isabelle's dismay, both of them fell sad and irritated. Neither Wendy nor the other girl Squid Kids cared as they were too busy competing with Ness, Lucas, Young Link, and the other young smashers in a game of War Tag under W.F.T.'s supervision, and of course, Samus did not want to be there either but here she was… locked in her own room by force. The saddest part about it is, Peach planned the whole slumber party without telling her, knowing Samus would find every single reason to avoid her room all day.
With all of the women strutting their way in the "Royale Room", in which that room now belonged to Peach, Zelda, Samus, and Daisy, the Bounty Huntress found herself growing more annoyed by the second. It took everything in her not to tell every living being to go back to their fucking rooms. With the blonde, chirpy princess giggling and jumping out of excitement, the fiery brunette egged her on, yelling ignorant taunts and being as rowdy as she could have ever been. Bayonetta herself was even beginning to act immature with her "sexy" shenanigans, as if she was reeling somebody in with her own dark magic; it had been all fun and games until they heard a monotone voice speak up in the corner.
"I can't fucking do this anymore. It's been five FUCKING minutes and you guys don't know how to Fucking Act", and it was during those last two words, the bounty huntress' cold irises shifted over towards Peach, throwing shade and threatening darts towards her very way. Of course, Peach caught on, and she rolled her baby blue orbs as if nothing phased her. After all of these years of fighting and threatening each other, one would think the two blondes would have gotten along by now. Everybody was absolutely wrong.
"Perhaps we should all settle down, yes? How about we sit in a circle and play a game? Perhaps Truth or Dare?" Rosalina spoke up before she could witness her beloved friend have a nasty fight with the ruthless warrior. Kamui seemed enlightened by this idea and perked up, "Haha, I think that would be a great idea, right Lucina?". Parking herself beside her Elven friend, Princess Zelda, whom she became attached to, her blood red orbs bounced in the direction of Lucina; she noticed that her friend seemed slightly disturbed by the idea.
"..I don't-" Samus cut off the blue-haired warrior before she could express her concern.
"No."
"Wait-" Robin tried to find some form of agreement on the game only to have Bayonetta take the words out of her mouth.
In the corner of Bayonetta's lips, a smirk formed, speaking up on the matter, "How about we settle this with raising our hands. All in favor of Truth or Dare? Ladies?" Her dark brown hues scanned the area. Palutena had came from the bathroom, and as soon as she heard the mention of the game, her hand shot up, chuckling at whatever was going on. All of those in favor seemed to dominate the ones who were not, which were only none other than Samus, Lucina, and Robin who was undecided, as well as Zelda who had been frantic as to where this was going. Bayonetta noticed this.
"So… six of us want to play the game, two of you refuse to play, and the other two don't matter." A sly grin in her comment, her orbs snaked over towards the attention of Samus and she saw the wise Hylian Princess stand up in the corner of her eye.
"I do not want to start any drama, but Robin and I's opinion matters just as much as your ignorant one. We simply do not want to take part in your plan. I am speaking on behalf of both of us. Now please, do not get beside yourself." Zelda's commentary had a few smashers stretch their eyes out, afraid of what was to happen if Bayonetta were to make a comeback and before she did, Peach stood up and cleared her throat.
"Let's not… we are going to enjoy the game and love each other. Besides, what could hurt? Nothing." An innocent smile crept up on her face, trying to prevent any fight involving her friend, Zelda. On the contrary, The Witch waved her off and sighed in annoyance, "Anywho, let's start. Everybody gather in a circle~"
From a good view, it seemed as if everyone in the room was wearing their best slumber party pajamas.
While the game started from Bayonetta's end, the others found themselves occupying their own boredom. From left to right, Peach, who kept a smile on her face, was clad in her furry baby pink slippers, a satin pink robe with a cream lace bra and boy boxers underneath, and her blonde hairs tied in two space buns wrapped with cream, enriched pearls.
"Goddesses… What was Peach thinking…" Zelda, ignoring the game with her own thoughts, wore a rich white mesh, longline bodysuit with a white, satin bandeau that had golden rose embroidery on the tips of her baby dolls, along with a hot pink pair of velvet pants; her blonde locks as soft as angel hair. Kamui was seen laid out on the floor in her silver babydoll top and velvet red, Santa printed bell shorts, and her sandy blonde hair sprawled against the leather couch with the way she was laying.
Samus, staring at the walls in agitation, wore an azure blue athlete bra with two mesh stripes cast on each side along with Black Metroid themed sweatpants that had a fishnet undergarment right below her navel, and her blonde hair was in a bun, wrapped on top of her head. Robin propped her hand under her chin, with her black right arm sleeve was rolling back- the tactician was wearing a thick, black, velvet robe with a gold onesie, and some of her hair was wrapped in a ponytail on both sides.
Lucina was distracted as she was having a flashback of Peach's giggly outbursts from earlier; she fake smiled towards Peach and seemingly cringed absentmindedly. The thought of playing this silly game was "ugly" itself. She was wearing a red, ugly Christmas sweater, a pair of green boy shorts, and her hair was tied in a messy bun. Peach caught glimpse of Lucina's staring and half-assed smile and returned the same expression.
"...Hi. Is there a problem?" Peach's cold, baby blue orbs stared menacingly at the Ylissean princess.
Peach's outburst caused Daisy to crack up as she knew Lucina had been staring at her friend the whole time. Her red hairs swayed forward and her bangs fell in her face, tickled at this whole charade. The tomboyish princess was wearing nothing too fancy- a red boxy T-shirt, with loose-fitted, orange, crown-themed pajama pants. All of this side conversation distracted Bayonetta from her own conversation with Palutena who was just about to tell her truth. She was wearing a black satin gown with a star-themed cloak wrapped around her body.
"Excuse me? What in the fuck is going on? Lady Palutena here was just about to share a moment with us. Why don't we all relax." Clearing her throat, she waved at the Goddess, who was clad in a golden long-sleeved romper gown, to continue.
"What was the question?" Rosalina intervened. Apparently, the Space Princess had been distracted herself, pity patying with her own light blue, star-themed onesie. The bubbly princess, sighing, rolled her eyes and demanded to start over the whole game.
"Whatever. Palutena's truth does not matter anyway. What we really care about is what is going on in everybody's relationships. I'm sure you all want to know the tea yourselves. Let's not lie." The Dark Witch prided herself with pure attention-seeking mannerisms, and on the contrary, Samus fell deadpanned.
"Okay… and why do we care about this?" Robin didn't agree with this, and she never liked the idea of prying into people's business without their permission.
Bayonetta scoffed, unamused by such an ignorant response, "Why wouldn't we care about the subject? It's obvious there's been some tea that needs to be spilled."
"What tea? There is nothing going on.."
"Yes, there is."
"No there is not. Can we talk about something else."
"You know what-"
Interrupting the whole conversation, Samus never stood up so quickly in her life with full-fledged anger.
"Listen, Bitch. If people don't want to talk about their fucking relationship, don't force them. We shouldn't have to fucking argue with you over this dumb shit."
"Oh fucking relax yourself. You don't even want to participate because you obviously are hiding something. May I kindly speak on what it is?"
"Hiding WHAT? There is NOTHING I am hiding. Why don't you go fuck off."
Without further time being wasted, Princess Zelda shot up and tried to hold Samus down before she ended up beating Bayonetta down with full force.
"Zelda, Let Go Of Me." The warrior gritted her teeth, attempting to rip herself away from Zelda's firm grip. She was two seconds away from tearing the bitch apart.
"She won't do shit. Ike knows."
Yelling could be heard from the other end of the circle, and it was none other than Peach who was screaming like a banshee, along with her best friend, Daisy.
"Oh shit.." were the few words that slipped from Kamui's lips and at that point, she knew it was over.
(A/N) I could not resist. Chapter two is coming up very soon!