Fahrenheit Malfoy 1: It's Shade's Dog

I twirled around in the swirly-teachers-only chair I had stolen from the tech teacher and ran my fingers across the keyboard, typing at random. The door opened and I whirled around. "Oh, it's only you, Fahrenheit." Drake 'Fahrenheit' Johnson is my best friend. He got his nickname in fifth grade, when he swallowed 5 thermometers in a row. No, you don't wanna know. So don't ask.

I sat up. 'Mulrry's partner's name is Scullder, right?"

"Uh…. Yeah, whatever, Gravedog." He said, ignoring me. I got my nickname by eating my brother's dead dog. Again. Please don't ask. I turned back to the screen.

The bell rung. Fahrenheit leaned over and whispered, "Tissue war Cinnabon 5." This meant one of two things. 1.) The 5th war we had with the McDonald workers when we worked at Cinnabon which included a lot of yelling and a bunch of flying tissues or 2.) That I should meet him 50 minutes after class at the mall alone. I was guessing the later, not the stairs. Mr. Shane walked in and glared at me till I reluctantly unoccupied his chair. Class continued like normal after that, meaning I broke 2 computers and had detention for a year.

I ran home to drop off my backpack and was taken by surprise when I saw the moving truck. Then I remembered, oh yeah, we're moving. Oh well. I took out my laptop and sent an e-mail to Fahrenheit as I climbed into the van.

"Aletha! Aletha? Oh, you're in here." Said Shade, my older bro. Suddenly, an owl flew threw the window. I read the letter, which was basically an acceptance letter to a 'Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry'. I wrote back, accepting, and then turned to Mom, who was yelling at Jacks and Antennae.

I then yelled, "Mom, I'm a witch!!!"

"That's nice, honey." She responded absently. We were moving to England that day. What luck. Yep, pure coincidence. Suuuurrrreee. I reached into my pocket for a piece of gum from earlier. Wait a sec, I thought. A piece of paper was in my jacket pocket. It was from Fahrenheit. It read:

Gravedog-

Just remembered you're moving today. Remember (and by this, I mean write it on your hand) to IM me. Also write on your hand that my screen name is ryuujin_dragon_boy. And, yes, you are insane if you talk to yourself.

~Fahrenheit

Okay…. I thought while Shade leaned over and said, "Hey, isn't that where our cousin goes?"

"Ya, I think that Herm goes to Hogwarts."

A/N- Gravedog is sorta based on me, except waayy more extreme. And tech is computer class, BTW. Mr. Shane belongs to himself, everything else you recognize belongs to some-odd people. I own Gravedog/Aletha, Shade, Jacks, and Antennae. C-yall!

PS: I know it's messed up.