NOTE TO SELF: DO NOT! I REPEAT… DO NOT READ WHILE YOU WALK!

Why you ask?

Well for starters, you might just get killed doing so.

2. You might bump onto a thug and he'd beat you up.

3. You might just fall in an open sewer

In my case, I got number three. Yeah, people might just laugh when I get out, my friends might just start teasing me and worst of all I'll smell like a dead skunk. Bleh! But honestly, that's not my concern right now. You see dear readers, when I fell it wasn't dark nor stinky like I thought it would be.

You all might be like: "So what's the problem?! You're lucky that it doesn't reek in there, stop complaining bitch!"

Yeah, well the problem is I had to fall to another world.

By now you'd be: "Hold up! You're in Wonderland?"

No friends, I don't see a tiny door nor a "Drink me" bottle. Worst? I don't see the hole where I supposedly came from. All I see is the sky, trees and land. Argh!

I got up and dusted myself. The only thing I'm thankful right now is that I didn't broke any bones, sure it hurt when I fell from the heavens. *wink, wink* Argh! Who am I kidding? I'M LOST!

And I'm typing my adventure while I'm looking for a way out.

Yeah, yeah. Don't I ever learn anything? :P Whatever, in my defense I'm not reading while walking anymore. I'm TYPING while walking. Ha!

"FUDGIE BARS!" I glance at my hands when I finally noticed the oddity.

"I'm ANIMATED!" I exclaimed. Not like Toy Story animated, it's more of a Card Captor Sakura animated.

"Holy Cookie Crumbles!" The whole place is animated. "Great" I thought sarcastically. "This is a freakin' dream come true."

It really is a dream come true but for this to happen when I'm finally over animes? I'm suppose to be graduating college and here I am trapped inside my dream world. Why hadn't this happened back when I was 12? Argh! I pulled my hair in frustration. Some strands were tangled on my fingers. I had dark bluish hair. I looked at my back and saw it reaching my butt. Oh, great. I just got a haircut. Oh well, I should stop complaining. I still need to find what anime I was dumped into. It's been like 1,2,3...8 years when I stopped watching animes. It would be tricky to remember this place.

"Hey you!" I turned to the direction of the voice and saw a young lad with long red mane catching his breath.

"I saw you..."

Did I plan on being invisible?

"I saw you fell from the sky." He finally regained his composure. His emerald eyes looked at me.

"Oh." I finally understood. "Yeah." I nodded, afterwards, I proceed on walking.

"How?"

"I don't know" I said dismissively. I looked around once again.

"Huh?Why?"

Oh boy, for a cute looking dude he sure is annoying. All of a sudden I had an idea. I turned to look at him once again.

"Oh yes! I remember now! Kami sent me." I smiled.

"Kami?" He asked. "Why?"

"He 's very disappointed in you." I said with a pout.

"Huh?"

"You've been doing bad things lately, haven't you?"

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to."

"If you don't turn from your wicked ways you shall be punished! This is a warning." I deepened my voice while crossing my arms.

"I'm sorry, I promise to eat vegetables and will stop slacking off. I promise to wear clean underwear from now on. Just please-"

Oh darn it! I finally laughed. "I was kidding, dummy."

He stopped and glared at me. "You tricked me!"

"No S*** Sherlock."

"Why?"

"Because it seemed fun."

"Well it's mean!" He pouted.

"Listen kid, If you can't take a joke, take a hike." I went back to my search.

I heard him laugh all of a sudden making me shrug at his action.

"You're a kid too right? You look the same age as me."

I turned to him once again with my eyebrows raised.

"I'm 20 years old, dummy."

"Oh really? How can a 20 years old look like that?" He threw something at me which I caught with ease. Ha! I'm awesome.

I examined the new me, I saw a pair of big blue eyes. Oh, fudgie bars! I do look like a kid.

With a heavy sigh I threw him back the mirror.

"Whatever, I'm still awesome." I turned back to the path I was suppose to take.

"Are you heading to Sunagakure?"

Sunaga- what? I thought. That sounded familiar.

"What?" I didn't turn this time.

"Sunagakure, the village of the hidden sand." He explained.

Sand? The only anime I could remember when they mention sand was Naruto, after all Gaara does control it. Hmmm? now that I thought about it, where does he live again? Oh yeah…

"Suna?!" I asked dumbfoundedly.

"Yeah" He nodded. "Sunagakure."

Oh fudge, I don't plan on dying besides I hate the heat. The dessert wouldn't be my first choice.

"In what direction is Konoha?" I asked with a serious expression painted on my face.

"It's the other way around" He grinned. "I'm heading there too. Let's go together!" He exclaimed.

I heaved a sigh. There's no use in declining besides he know's the way around this area.

"I'm Kato Tsuyoshi, you can call me Tsuyoshi," the grin never left his face as he extended his hand. "Saito Kanagi" I said as I shook his hand. I usually used that name when I wrote fanfiction stories years ago.

"Can I call you Kanagi, then?" He asked as soon as we started our journey.

"Whatever you like."

"Yeah! Finally my first friend!"

Oh, now he's claiming to be my friend. Oh boy. A sweatdrop appeared at the back of my head. Cool.

"You don't have friends?" One of my eyebrows rose. "You seemed like the type to easily get friends."

"Naaah. Kids usually bully me for no reason."

"Hmmm. I see." I nodded in understanding. "Some people bully others because they want them to be miserable like themselves." I patted his head. "Don't worry I'm sure you'll meet people who'll treat you well." I smiled to comfort him.

I saw his eyes widen in amazement as a blush crept on his cheek. Uh… please don't let him like me like me. I'm not good with these stuff. Argh.

"You're awesome, Kanagi-chan."

Now he's using 'chan'.

"I know right."

"I declare Kanagi as my bestest best friend."

Now that's redundant.

"Whatever you say, kid."

"Hey! You're a kid too!"

"How old are you anyway?"

"Eight" he grinned.

I nodded. "Okay, from now on I'm 7 years old." I said.

"Eh? You can't just decide your age."

"Well I'm 20 but you didn't believe me." I pointed out. "If I said I was 7 would that seem believable to you?"

He examined me for a while.

"Well you do look younger than your appearance. Okay, then. I'm your Onii-chan."

"Whatever you say." I said as I shook my head.

Dear readers during my walk I ended up in the world where Naruto lives. And apparently, now, I'm 7 years old. I'll update you soon once something extra ordinary comes again.

With love,

PockyMunchter13 a.k.a. Kanagi