Day of the cheap knockoffs

This was partially inspired by an Ashens episode.

Andy was out practising for Soccer when his mother came out to him with some new toys.

"Hey, sweetie. I got some new toys from Dollar World!" Andy's mother said.

"Oh boy! New Toys!" Andy cheered.

"They were having a clear out. Three toys for a dollar!"

"That's cheap."

Andy then looked at the toys his mother was holding, only to get the biggest shock of his life. The toys looked terrible.

They were cheap rip off action figures of Woody, Buzz and Jessie. The toys stared blankly, and had big cheesy grins giving them a sort of creepy look. Woody's arms were way too big. Jessie's head was too big for her body. All three toys had an unusual colour for their skin and they looked like they were from Mexico.*

*Author's note I have nothing against people from Mexico, I just think when you paint a toy you should get their skin colour right to the characters from the film.

The backs of the characters had no paint on them at all. And were as white as a sheet. The hands for the characters were balls with no fingers.

"Eeerrrrrr…..thanks Mom." Andy said. "I'll play with them, later."

Andy walked up to his bedroom, sat the toys on his bed and went back out to practise some more.

The real Woody and Buzz sat sitting a short distance on the bed, decided to introduce themselves to the toys.

"Hey! We got new toys!" Woody called.

Woody and Buzz moved over to the toys to get a better look. They nearly pissed themselves when they saw the creepy faces of the toys.

"Now….now…" Woody thought "You saw those creepy toys back in Sid's house and they were friendly. Let's give them a chance."

"Hi….I'm Woody." Woody stuck out a hand to greet the cheap knockoff Woody. The cheap knockoff Woody then gave his head a full 360 degree spin like the Exorcist. And then….

"I….WILL EAT…..YOUR HEART!" The cheap Woody said in a loud creepy voice.

"FLESH!" screamed the cheap Jessie and Buzz.

Woody and Buzz then ran for it scared. They jumped off the bed while the knockoff toys gave chase.

"Somebody help them!" shouted Slinky Dog who had been watching from a drawer.

The green toy soldiers then leaped out of a bucket to help Woody and Buzz. "We'll save you!"

The toy soldiers didn't need to do much. Cheap Woody's leg had fallen off while giving chase, and Cheap Jessie's head had fallen off due to the extra weight. Cheap Buzz's left arm had fallen off.

But none the less, the toy soldiers beat the knockoffs to death with their plastic machine guns.

"YOU…CAN'T HURT ANYBODY…..ANYMORE!" said a frightened Woody. Buzz gave Woody a hug and comforted him.

"Later on, the cheap toys were on Andy's bed in several beaten up pieces.

"Broken, already?" thought Andy. "Just typical of knock offs.

THE END.