School for Shells

Summary: Tsuna gets "randomly" transferred to live in America to learn from another perspective, and begins keeping a journal when he notices the rest of the Vongola with tickets coming with him to the airport.

Rotrum: Too lazy to do anything other than upload, someone else do the Disclaimer…

Mukuro: Rotrum doesn't own anything and may or may not survive to finish uploading this story for Tsu-kun. Kufufu…

Chapter One-Life's lost and language learning...great.

Hello, my name is Tsunayoshi Sawada. I am writing this journal and uploading it in fear I don't survive the next school year or two. I bought this journal as soon as the rest of the Vongola began to come with me to the exchange program, I asked Reborn but all he said was not to worry. So here is me worrying. If you know my Family, which you probably do if you're in this section, then you can see why I'm worried. I'm on the plane to America right now, I'll be living in the suburbs and working on my English (And other subjects...) in Maryland at a School I don't know the name of. If there is only thing for sure, this is going to be an insane school year…

This morning at the Airport, Hibari refused to let go of his tonfas for the metal detector and threatened to kill the Security Workers. I feel sorry for them, I really truly do...but there was no way I was getting between Hibari and his enemies. They survived only because Reborn injected Hibari with a "Mild Sedative," although I kind of wonder how mild something can be if the syringe is bigger than a glass.

That wasn't even the worst of it, after they stuck Hibari into a suitcase, sold his ticket off to terrorists, and pretended he was never there to save money, Gokudera went through the metal detector…and I now know from experience that airport security doesn't appreciate someone with enough explosives hidden in his clothes to blow up Dulles, where we'll land, and blow his way to the White House and blow that up too. How he holds that much at a time I'll never know, he told me not to worry about it. Again, this is me worrying at airport security.

After that Gokudera was strip searched, holding us and the plane up for an hour, and put on the international terrorists list. So guess who else was crammed into a suitcase and had his ticket sold to terrorists? If you guessed Gokudera you're right, if you guessed me, then enough people make me suffer, thank you very much. After that the security guard slapped me across the face and said "That's incase you're armed like your friends" he then looked at me and slapped me again and said, "And that's incase you like it" (A/N: Clearly this Japanese Guard was watching too much George Lopez)

After they looked through my stuff they let me pass, but he didn't say sorry for smacking me. Yamamoto went through and was perfectly fine with his sword, because apparently Reborn made special arrangements for him of all people and it was supposed to be ornamental and unsharpened. The sad part was they didn't even check it, yet they somehow found the hidden weapons in Hibari's tonfas. I guess Yamamoto is just that calm and easy-going no one thinks that he could possibly be trying to kill anyone.

Chrome was ordered to use illusions to avoid the checkpoint to save money, I swear for a mafia we're underfunded. Ryohei, who, thankfully, fights with his fists, got through security completely fine and unscathed. Lambo's hair caused such a huge disruption that he accused our entire group of planning to throw him out the window and blow up a small country in Africa or Europe that no one knows the name of. (A/N: Points if you know this reference)

Lambo eventually cried…and cried…until eventually security gave up on trying to yell over him and let us pass. I deeply question why they let Reborn jump over the metal detector, kick the security guard in the head for delaying us, and calmly walk to the plane with us in peace. Well…I can tell I'm going to get killed in the insanity that is my family. The only bright side is that the girls, mom, and apparently someone else who won't try to kill someone are coming next week after we settle in.

Now I'm on the plane, the flight attendants keep giving us dirty looks but have so far left us in piece. Aww man. Reborn just dumped a twenty-page packet of English to Japanese translation that I have to do…Well I hope my uploader gets this to you soon

-Scared for my life

Tsunayoshi Sawada