I don't own Phineas & Ferb. Jeff & Dan are the rightful owners.

Hey, come over here. That's right. Have a seat, just relax.

What am I doing? Just finishing off some homework. I know it's Friday night, the so-called 'date-night'. Almost everyone I know is out on a date. My sister, my parents, even my best friends are all out on a date.

Why aren't I out on a date? I don't have anyone. I know, I'm supposedly part of the famous 'Flynn-Fletcher duo', the most popular kids in town. Everyone was sure I'd end up with a great girl by the time I was 14. Well, here I am, 17-years-old and still dateless. It's not as though I haven't tried. I've asked out a few girls, they all declined. Never did get a straight answer as to why.

My brother? Yeah, he's gone out with a couple of girls in the past few years. But since we were both admitted to college, he's not had much time to date. I guess I'm just more interested in studying and getting on with life.

Candace had a long talk with the both of us about how college is different than high school. We had to point out that we didn't get much chance to experience high school and therefore we shouldn't have too much difficulty. "Only you guys would say something like that." She told us, as she laughed.

Candace was ever so glad to find out that we were attending a different college than she was. My brother originally wanted to go to a different college than myself. Our parents wouldn't hear of it though; claiming we're too young to be that far from home. "If you want to study out-of-state, you have to be older." Both my brother and I had, what sounded to us, valid arguments about why we should attend the college of our choice.

So, we're nearing the end of our third year at Danville College. We've both earned our Bachelor's degrees; I for one am looking forward to going out-of-state to study for my Master's degree.

Do you ever come by and listen to my brother talk? He's quite the chatterbox, I don't know if he has the capability to be quiet.

Just a second, that's my phone. Looks like there's been a change of plans. I have to start to get ready now. Candace, Jeremy and Amanda will be here soon.

There's some food in the kitchen for you, you know that.

Good night Perry.

Hey, Ferb! I know what we're going to do tonight!

AN: When my mind's in a strange place, strange things happen.