Place: Common Room Slytherin
"How the fuck does that guy do it?!" A certain blonde named Draco Malfoy yelled while entering his common room. "Language Draco." Blaise said shaking his head, feeling as if he was the mother of this house. "So are you going to tell me what is bothering you or do you enjoy glaring at me while standing?" "It's Potter." Draco said, still looking angry. "Of course it is." Blaise doesn't understand why, but lately it seemed like Draco was getting obsessed with that guy. He'd hear about The Cunt That Lived at least once a week and he was getting tired of it. At first it was funny, but it just became obnoxious. "And what exactly did Mr. Potter do this time Draco?" He sighed. "I just don't fucking get how he does it. How does that idiot do the most reckless things and get away with it? He has broken almost every god damn rule here at Hogwarts and is still being considered a hero."
"Oh boo fucking hoo. Get over it Malfoy, you sound like some dumb chick who is jealous of another girl because she is dating the guy she wants." When Blaise saw Draco's eyes widen he got a little scared. "You are not telling me that… that… that you're in love with him right?"
"What the fuck Zabini and here I was thinking you'd be one of the smartest Slytherins, right after me, it is." Draco looked at him with a disgusted look which would be making him laugh very hard if he wasn't so shocked with what he thought Draco was telling him.
"Right… so if it's not Potter it is either Weasley or Granger. Both very unlikely because I know you're not that into gingers. Granger then? She's pretty but a muggleborn so –"
Draco was still looking at angry while Blaise was puzzling the pieces together. It was quiet for a moment in the Common Room, all of the other Slytherins had gone to the Great Hall to have dinner. "You've stopped caring haven't you?" Blaise asked. Draco Malfoy being silent confirmed his thoughts. Draco Malfoy was never quiet.
"Dude, what the hell?" Draco, who seemed to have found his tongue again, finally spoke and said: "Yes I know it's outrageous! I cannot fucking help it alright? You have no ideas how many times I tried to get Hermion– Granger out of my head!" "Moron." Blaise said calmly. He knew Draco better than most people did, and he also knew that Draco Malfoy had a lot of difficulty with admitting his failures. "Yes thank you, but I already knew that." Draco sighed in defeat.
"No I wasn't talking about you fancying Granger. I am talking about you not having the guts to tell me. You know how well I am with the ladies and can probably help you getting her." Blaise said proudly, it may seem like he was exaggerating, but he really wasn't. Ginny Weasley would definitely agree with him.
"It won't work Blaise… Granger is not just some girl. She is smart, nice, and beautiful and she will not fall for your tricks." Hearing this made Blaise realize that this was serious. He doesn't think that he had ever hear Draco say anything nice about anyone except for himself. He knew that he had to at least try and help his friend who was falling head over heels for a very lovely lady, which he approved. Hermione Granger was indeed very smart and not bad looking. Plus she is one of Ginny's best friends so she couldn't be a bad person. He would rather have her than one of Draco's admirers. These girls just scared the shit out of him and he isn't really someone who likes to be scared the shit out of.
"We'll see." Blaise answered and started to plot a master plan to get his best friend and the best friend of his girlfriend together. Oh, this was definitely going to be interesting.