Tamaki was courting Haruhi in the music room.

Tamaki: Dear, maybe you would like a cup of instant coffee?

Kyouya behind Tamaki's back: *evil glare on Haruhi*

Haruhi, in a cold voice: No, thanks.

Tamaki, angelic: Maybe some chocolate cake then?

Kyouya behind Tamaki's back: *evil glare on Haruhi*

Haruhi, cold yet trembling voice: No, thanks.

Tamaki, broad smile: Maybe you would want a kiss on your lovely cheek then, to lift your spirits a bit?

Kyouya behind Tamaki's back: *double evil glare and pointing with a finger-gun on Haruhi*

Haruhi, shouts: Just go back to your wife!

Runs away.