Yes, I know I have another fic 'Road Trip' going (Which ya'll should check out, just sayin') but for all you people who know what I am on about – I'm a Celebrity, get me out of here! Is on, and inspired me to write this. If you don't know, I'm a celebrity is a show where round about 10 celebs go into the Australian Jungle/Rainforest thing and do trials and such, one getting evicted every so often. But I have added a twist to the whole structure, a quite evil one too. But I'll get the first part up and out of the way (Where everyone introduces themselves and first enters the jungle) and then after that, we shall get straight onto the action.
I own nothing of Sonny With a Chance, Ant and Dec or IACGMOOH. Set point of View like.
Sonny's point of View
When we finally got off that tin can death trap (AKA – A plane) I staggered out of the thing and got straight into our limo without hesitation. I hate heights and I hate flying. Not a good combination. I sat down and wound my window down; it's boiling here in Australia, 35 degrees at least. I picked up a magazine at random and began to waft it to cool me down as the others got in the limo. Chad came and sat down next to me grinning.
"Got off a bit quick there Munroe" He smirked. I whacked him with the magazine. He looked at me weirdly for a moment, then turned away to talk to a Mackenzie falls actor; I think he was called Ferguson. Yup, Mackenzie Falls actors. Five to be specific. At least I have all my cast here with me. We're off to the jungle, to spend four long weeks doing 'bushtucker trials' and 'eating Kangaroo bits' as Zora so kindly put it on the plane. Seriously, I was sick enough without hearing that piece of news.
After ten minutes we came to a stop and I looked out of the window. We were stood outside some posh hotel, it looked quite nice. I stepped out of the limo as the other Mackenzie falls actor (After muttering something to Chad) got my suitcase out for me.
"Thanks" I said gratefully, taking the suitcase out of his hands.
"No problem" He said, walking off back to two girls I remember as Chastity and Marta. I looked around and saw my cast members talking in a huddle. Grady looked round and beckoned for me to join them, I went over but before I could say anything two people stepped out of the hotel.
No one's point of view
Two well dressed men stepped out of the hotel, one tall, the other short. The Randoms and the Falls cast assembled before them. They both held cards in their hands, Tawni gave Sonny a questioning look.
"Hello, and welcome to the jungle" One said, it was the tall one. "We hope you've enjoyed your journey here"
"Enjoyed?" Chad snorted. Sonny and Tawni exchanged glances; neither knew how the man would react.
"Are you Chad Dylan Cooper by any chance?" The tall one asked
"Of course, I'm the lead in Mackenzie Falls, everyone knows me" Chad said, with a smug grin.
"Well, I don't know about you Ant but I have never heard of him" the short one said in a Geordie accent
"Wait, you haven't heard of me?" Chad asked, looking hurt. Sonny couldn't help but giggle, Chastity shot her a dirty look.
"Nope" Said the one called 'Ant'
"Then how-" Chad began to ask.
"Do we know your Mr Cooper?" The short one butted in "Well, according to our profiles on you guys you're the one with the 'everybody loves me' attitude"
"That's never him is it?" Ant asked. "I'd have never have guessed!
Chad looked shocked and went to say something, but Sonny had started to laugh, Tawni, Zora, Nico and Grady all joining in. Ant and the short dude gave them all smiles.
"Now my name is Ant, and his name is Dec. And together we are Ant and Dec. We will be presenting the show, and you will see us regularly" Ant said. "Lucky you"
"So, here is your hotel, enjoy" Dec said, as they walked away.
Chad's Point of view
When tweedledumb and tweedleshort left we were left with nothing but our cases. Everyone, well the Randoms anyway, where looking around for where to go. Sonny looked cute when confused, stupid cute... wait, stop thinking that Chad! She is just a random, you are a professional actor. After I stopped giving myself a prep talk I decided to speak up.
"I'm guessing we go inside" I said in a 'duh!' voice walking in front of them, followed by my loyal Mac Falls cast. Sonny rolled her eyes at me, her big bambi eyes, wait... stop it Chad! And she picked up her case with some difficulty and followed me into the hotel. Blondie, Cloudy, Rainy and the weird kid followed her like sheep. Well, I guess my cast follow me like sheep too, but good sheep, pimped out sheep, not the weird sheep the Randoms resemble. Sonny isn't a weird sheep; she's... wait seriously Chad, stop thinking about Sonny!
So we climbed up the stairs, Occasionally Fergie or Sky turned round to help Sonny with her case that seemed to be giving her a lot of grief. In the end we reached the room. Turns out we are sharing with the Randoms. This day is becoming one of my worst.
Tawni's point of view
Well... aren't they gentlemen? They help Sonny with her case but not with mine! And I have the limited sparkle edition Coco Moco Coco on. Seriously, Boys notice nothing! Even Zora noticed my lips in natural shine! Well, she said that they looked like I had a billion Christmas lights shoved inside my lip, that's a compliment, right?
Well, we got inside the room, ten beds... oh great, where sharing with that lot... how is this room so large? Someone shrink it please! Anyway Sonny sat down on one of the beds, I decided to bag the bed nearest her, I mean, I wasn't going near Nico and Grady, and Zora doesn't even sleep in a bed. She sleeps with bats, upside down and everything. Well, not that I know, but she spends half her time in a sarcophagus, Weird much? Then Chad bagged the bed the other side of Sonny, what was going on with those two? I mean Chad obviously liked Sonny and vice versa so why didn't they just say so? Honestly... they were so complicated!
Just then the TV came on... wait we have a TV?
No Ones point of view
The TV sizzled to life and everyone turned to look at it. A person with a hidden face and two others dressed in black took up the screen. Everyone looked at each other confused.
"Hello, and welcome to the jungle" The voice said, it was crackly and sounded old and spiteful. "Rest up as tomorrow you begin your jungle journey, you will become two camps and be pitted of against each other. And then at the end of the week, we will say goodbye to our first. The hands of your fate lies inside the jungle, fail to find the fate, and something may catch up with you before you can even consider what all this means" The voice said. Everyone looked confused. Before anyone could speak the speech carried on. "If you wish to survive, you must become part of the jungle, understand? Well, get to sleep, you have a tough day tomorrow, and you wouldn't want to fall asleep during it" The voice said, and then the TV sizzled out. Everyone looked at each other, that didn't sound good.
Right back to me, um... I'm not telling you 'the voice' as I want that to remain a surprise, but feel free to guess! I will enjoy seeing who you think will control the fate of the assembled cast members. Please review. Yes? Well, please clicky click the little Review button at the bottom of the page. Also credit to my buddy Sally who Beta'd this chapter for me. Isn't she awesome?