"Hey Kurt, come here. I wanna show you something. Come here"
"Hey, Blaine Anderson"
"Listen, I wanna play this song that I'm working on. I met this boy that I really, really like and I want to let him know that he's... really special. So- well I just wanna know what you think"
...
"Just for the purposes of now, 'cause I'm still working out the lyrics, I'll put your name where his name should be. But I don't think it's really gonna work out because, well... just let me give it a shot:
You're tall and fun and pretty
you're really, really skinny... kurt hummel
I'm the Mickey to your Minnie
you're the Tigger to my Winnie... kurt hummel
I wanna take you to the city
Gonna take you out to dinny... kurt hummel
You're cuter than a guinea pig,
Wanna take you up to Winnipeg
That's in Canada!
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You know what? This doesn't work with your name at all. Doesn't work. But I don't know. Wh-How does that make you feel? Emotionally?"
"Wow...Wowie, blaine anderson"
"Don't you think it could uh, I don't know... Make a boy fall in love with me?"
"Aw I think it already has"
"Awesome! 'Cause IT'S FOR JEREMIAH!"
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"Oh yeah...H-he's quiet hair"
"What are you, nuts? Quiet hair? More like Supermega50%discountifwegotmarriedfoxyawesomehot!
He's the hottest guy I've ever met. he's far more attractive, far more appealing, far more interesting than any guy, that I know In my immediate group of friends"
