"Hey Kurt, come here. I wanna show you something. Come here"

"Hey, Blaine Anderson"

"Listen, I wanna play this song that I'm working on. I met this boy that I really, really like and I want to let him know that he's... really special. So- well I just wanna know what you think"

...

"Just for the purposes of now, 'cause I'm still working out the lyrics, I'll put your name where his name should be. But I don't think it's really gonna work out because, well... just let me give it a shot:

You're tall and fun and pretty

you're really, really skinny... kurt hummel

I'm the Mickey to your Minnie

you're the Tigger to my Winnie... kurt hummel

I wanna take you to the city

Gonna take you out to dinny... kurt hummel

You're cuter than a guinea pig,

Wanna take you up to Winnipeg

That's in Canada!

...

You know what? This doesn't work with your name at all. Doesn't work. But I don't know. Wh-How does that make you feel? Emotionally?"

"Wow...Wowie, blaine anderson"

"Don't you think it could uh, I don't know... Make a boy fall in love with me?"

"Aw I think it already has"

"Awesome! 'Cause IT'S FOR JEREMIAH!"

...

"Oh yeah...H-he's quiet hair"

"What are you, nuts? Quiet hair? More like Supermega50%discountifwegotmarriedfoxyawesomehot!

He's the hottest guy I've ever met. he's far more attractive, far more appealing, far more interesting than any guy, that I know In my immediate group of friends"