Hey , Graystripe!
Couldn't we even chat on skype?
Graystripe:
What is skype?
Oh wait , yikes!
Were you a kittypet?
I can even make a bet!
Blueflare:
Excuse me?!
You were longer a kittypet than myself!
I try to stay calm as Bluestar taught me ,
but i'm guessing it's not easy , gee!
Graystripe:
I bring joy every moon ,
Or did you think i was a baboon?
Well , i can tell you you're wrong!
I liked this song ,
but i guess it did fade!
why didn't we trade?
I was the deputy , but you took it too far with chemistry!
I always wanted to be Graystar , but when you got a goddamn scar , i had to give it up!
get away with that pup!
I think i don't love you anymore , I could've swore!
I started to call for , the filthy she-kitties to save me!
but , i guess they're something you'll never be!
And speaking of that , did you see?
StarClan , you needed to pee!
I guess i had to spree!
The Power of Three , beat your ass in half!
And then we all began to laugh!
Did you really think you'll win this one?
Well , i can't let you , hun!
Blueflare:
Could you , pretty please , shut your mouth?!
Ugh , go south!
the Power of Three?
Seriously?
Well , Graystripe!
I guess i can call you Ratstripe as you're small lil' kittypet mate!
God , have you seen her rate?!
I am so pretty that all will be blinded!
And there , you sighted!
Obviously , the big Tigerclaw loved me!
Could you ever get a she-cat love you?
Well , you just mew!
You did screw!
I thought i get that jew ,
but you brought a she-cat that's new!
I said 'Shoo!' and you knew ,
that a very few of the club of shrew cut through!
Now , how to?
Well , learn goddamn kung fu!
Ha! You did wear the gym shoe!
Graystripe:
Is it Blueflare?
When i began to breathe the air I instantly began to smell the rare , so beware!
I swear , i did shed a tear as your chin became a square!
You added a new lair!
Without even asking!
but we almost crashed into an aspen!
Your tail started lashing , as you began rasping:
"Oh , boo-hoo!
My legs do hurt!"
Well , clean the dirt!
You did alert and assert ,
you pervert!
Do you think I'm that naive?
Well , Lionheart's death i did grieve!
I started to heave!
And believe he lived in StarClan happily!
and you scampered up scrappily!
You dumb motherfucker , Bluestar told you not to-
Blueflare:
Yo , Lilyflower!
Finish him up for me!
Lilyflower:
You goddamn player!
Do you really think that Blue made a new lair?!
You slapped your balls against her folds!
You're so jealous of others you can't even meet your another's brothers!
In fact , fuck yourself!
Or do you want to get killed by myself?!
Graystripe:
Okay , enough!
I never fucked Blueflare before ,
but i guess my ShadowClan kitty can help me , Redfur! Finish both for papa Graystripe!
Redfur:
Okay!
I could say that i've grown , you probably remember as the fat naive kit!
Now , i'm all fit!
Your throat should have a slit!
I can hit!
Get it?
Having a kitten?
Where is the mitten?
You got motherfuckin' bitten!
Do you think i'm sittin'?
Well , i could say i'm not trippin'!
You fuckin' go flippin' missin'!
I cannot believe i'm doing this for papa , but i'm more loyal to him then Mama!
Causing all of this drama!
Oh wait , i just got a trauma!
I guess i could also call you llama!
Blueflare? I would happily declare A one-on-one , but due care ,
I stay a nightmare!
Blueflare:
What!?
Do i have to turn away my own daughter?!
Well , i guess it has to happen!
I could easily clap in!
Ha!
Redfur?
I should've called you Redblur!
You're always so blurry to every cat ,
making me ask myself if you're even dead!
I hopefully hope you are!
You got millions of scars!
Gee!
Here comes Redfur!
And you're ShadowClan's deputy?!
Well , i can't wait to beat your ass!
I wish i had a glass!
To get it in this grass , And the black bass!
I even smelt coal gas!
All you smelt is some prey! And you work all of the dirty work belonging to Gray!
Graystripe:
Blueflare , please stop!
Leave our daughter alone!
I really got blown , and sorry about everything i moan ,
I got a backbone now , really , i guess there is a cow...
at Barley's , maybe , maybe not.
Blueflare:
It's okay , Graystripe...
Lilyflower and Redfur: *angered ramnling*
